Let’s get the sad part out of the way: Macho Man died this morning after suffering a heart attack while driving, first reported by TMZ and confirmed by the Florida Highway Patrol. His truck veered into oncoming traffic and he died from wounds suffered during the car crash. Clown if you want, but I grew up on wrestlers like Macho Man and the news is damn tough to hear. Read the rest of this entry »

In case you haven’t heard, Leslie Nielsen, the brilliantly funny actor that starred in the Naked Gun flicks and Airplane, passed away last night due to complications from pneumonia.

If you’re too young to know about Nielsen, you’ll know his impact on the world of slapstick parody movies as the Scary Movie series is an unfunny, inbred offspring of the hilarious films Nielsen starred in. Read the rest of this entry »

Dwayne,

I’ve been waiting for you to come back the same way Hip-Hop has been waiting for that new Outkast album or Detox. It’s been about eight years since you were a full-time wrestler and everything I wanted to be in life. You are one of the biggest stars of all time and have the most mainstream success of any wrestler not named Hulk Hogan. Read the rest of this entry »

This is like a cinnamon-glazed sammich.

A comic book store strip club.

Halle Berry with a Jordan fetish.

The best of both worlds (no Kells).

The good people at Subconscious Threads decided to bestow upon me the glory of combining some of my favorite WWE stars from the 80’s and emblazoning them on some fly shirts. Read the rest of this entry »

Ask and ye shall receive.

This one is for Rome and Ghost, who made a completely valid point that dudes were nutty for wrasslin in ’98. Not so much the case for my lay-tees (see :40 for ten seconds of why… a wee bit questionable, fellas.) But I digress…

Enjoy.