It’s a known fact that most oxygen-breathing males will watch the Olympics just to beast @ the female gymnasts. They’re such cute little fairies, so lightweight…and limber…the overuse of makeup that makes them look hooker-ish…and they ride that bar thing and…anyways.

I can’t speak whatever language they’re speaking on this vid but I’m sure they’re discussing 19-year-old* Colombian Jessica Gil Ortiz’s relative cuteness in comparison to the previous gymnast at this week’s World Gymnastics Championships. Read the rest of this entry »