Before the skinny member decided to judge one of the two hundred singing shows on TV these days, Boyz II Men had been on hiatus for the better part of the past decade. But with their newest Greatest Hits release on the horizon, Shawn, Nathan & Wayna have crept back into the limelight to remind the thirty-somethings who buy CDs they still exist and also deal out a few laughs with their latest College Humor commercial. Read the rest of this entry »

So, Lil Wayne talks for 30 minutes. It’s going to be inexplicable rambling and nonsensical quotables, right? Not necessarily. Read the rest of this entry »

Man, I miss Chicago. The frigid cold. The inability to feel my toes. The snot freezing on my face. Man, those were good times. This video uses great visuals to show the way Chicago looks around this time of year. I don’t mind the cold because the city is that great. Oh yeah, there’s also a guy rapping in it. Read the rest of this entry »

Thank White Jesus for creating White people. I don’t understand how you can hate a group of people that is so constantly responsible for such awkward hilarity. Read the rest of this entry »

The title is slightly misleading. It should read “the most hilariously baffling fight scene ever that reminds us why YouTube is so valuable to our culture.” Without the viral video haven, there’s no way I would’ve ever bore witness to such amazing choreography. Read the rest of this entry »

This video is pretty awesome if you’re the type of person that’s never seen a movie with Black people in it. Even if you have, this video is still great. It’s allegedly the greatest insults in movie history, compiled into one ten-minute clip by Harry Hanrahan, a Brit with way too much time on his hand. Read the rest of this entry »

I didn’t want to crash anybody’s browser by including all the video footage that’s been compiled thus far. So a few were chosen just to highlight some of what was witness @ SXSW, both on our stage as well as the stages of others (shouts to 2DB, Hip-HopDX, Duck Down and others). Again, the best I can suggest is to check out the YouTube channel and subscribe because there’s already 25+ clips added in the past 24 hours and still more to come. J. Cole, Rockwell Knuckles, Freddie Gibbs, Pill, David Dallas, Buff1, Killer Mike, Smif-N-Wessun, Sean Price, etc etc et. al. Also, lock in the TSS Vimeo channel because there’s a special presentation done in conjunction with Yours Truly – the same team who previously filmed remarkably slick clips of Freddie Gibbs – that we’ll be uploading there. Read the rest of this entry »

As I watched this, all I kept thinking of was Rex Kwon Do, those pants and the idea of taking a roundhouse kick to the face. Read the rest of this entry »

Sigh. So some motherless goat of a woman decides to trick her infant child into believing he got an XBox 360 as a gift when really it’s just clothes. But she doesn’t stop there and goes overboard. Way overboard. Read the rest of this entry »

Heather Nycole x Freak Something Saturday

The 10 Dirtiest Music Videos Of All Time [Buzzworthy]

Why Your Stadium Sucks: Nationals Park [Deadspin]

My God, I Can’t Believe This Is Real [Warming Glow]

Urban Meyer’s Had 24 of His Players Arrested in His Brief Tenure At Florida [The Big Lead]

Carlos Santana Happy To Be A Hippie In Las Vegas [Yahoo]

Fired AOL Ad Man Was Paid $60,000 Per Day [Gawker]

Megan Fox: World’s Sexiest Pot Smoker [Coed]

Sonic Youth’s Gordon: Radiohead Model Hurt Musicians [TwentyFourBit]

Billboard Addresses Fake Drake Album on Itunes [October's Very Own]

Buy TSS Stuff, Become Instantly Major [TSS]

Vote For L. [TSS]

LOL @ Malik’s accent. These things keep getting better each time.

Previously Posted — Fat Albert In The Hood: “The Take Over”

LMAO @ the butchering of the theme song this time around. “I don’t wanna hear no excuses Mushmouth. Get yo thick, sausage-lip, bitch ass out there & hustle like the rest.”

Previously Posted — Fat Albert: The Lost Episodes

Episode Two is below & thematically resembles something of a Maury episode. LOL @ “You bet not tell nobody I fucked that old goat-mouthed ass hoe. I’ll beat yo fatass nigga.” Read the rest of this entry »

It’s borderline Stan-ism, but I could babble on & on about the creative ingenuity of Paul. Read the rest of this entry »

When we posted that Elmo video, I was reminded of a painful memory I had long repressed. No, this isn’t some sort of disturbing Sesame Street story. Instead, this is a story about how over the years, Scarface has scared the living shit out of me.

Let’s begin with the video from the aforementioned Elmo lip-syncing:

I know some of you are gonna feel old, but I was around 5 when this track came out. For some odd reason, my sister thought it was a good idea to play the song for me. Read the rest of this entry »