9.30 The Cooler

09.30.10 Written by Gotty™

Jeny Romero

Tyler Perry Rescues Atlanta Cub Scouts [Straight From The A]

Six Local NILFs (News I’d Like to F@#k) You Need to Know [TSJ]

The ‘Official’ Antoine Dodson Halloween Costume? [The BVX]

LL Cool J & the Beastie Boys Nominated to be Inducted into the Rock-N-Roll Hall of Fame [GOT] Read the rest of this entry »

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5.17 The Cooler

05.17.10 Written by Gotty™

Tyler Perry’s Credit Card Stolen and Charged Over $28,000! [GOT]

Universal Soldier IV 3D: Dopey, Damme And Dolph [Film Drunk]

Robot Bear Wants Your Young and Old [GammaSquad]

Sample Set: AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted [HHIR]

A History Of The Wet T-Shirt Contest [Uproxx]

Jay-Z’s 99 Investment Problems [NY Post] Read the rest of this entry »

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Black In America Too

12.11.09 Written by TSSCrew

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In case you are part of the large unaware majority, Black in America 2, the sequel to the wildly successful 2008 CNN documentary of a similar name, aired this past Sunday.

No different from the first one, this consists of hours of inspiring stories and important information and insights. Also like the first one, it’s an obvious ratings pull that borders on being insulting. Black people are not magical clan to be demystified with a handbook and some documentaries. The Black in America series does not pretend to be a guide to Negrodom, but it straddles the line of filling in the racial divide and driving a widening wedge into it.

This time around, the focus is on the revolving doors of prison, the paralyzing misconceptions about education and healthcare and the hardships of maintaining long-term relationships.

Oh, and Tyler Perry.

The Video’s a good 17 minutes long, so grab some popcorn or something

I’ve been waiting on an excuse to speak on this man and here it is. Yeah, I know, easy target, cue Sunshine Anderson and let us know you’ve heard it all before. Join him in his defensive chants. “How dare we?” Who are we to criticize the man and his creations? Well, we are the viewers, listeners, readers, and people who get affected by his doing, whether or not we care to. Ergo the ire, sire.

Seriously. Why put the emphasis on the morals and messages in the films, plays and sitcoms when they all border on being minstrel shows? That’s like saying a slave auction would revitalize the economy. Besides, will the focus really be on whatever the message of the screenplay may be when the recurring themes and characters are so corrosively negative? You realize that without the foul mouthed, cross-dressing, weed-smoking, heat-packing, persistent felon of a grandmother bringing up all your characters, they would probably be normal people, right?

Why don’t we address how to get rid of the Madeas and Mr. Browns and the slew of other characters that could sneak on set in BlackFace and no one would notice? Instead of saying “How can you ignore the message of forgiveness?, riddle me this. How can you ignore the blatant promotion, embellishment and endorsement of stereotypes in your protagonists? How about how do we eliminate the shit-talking 6′ 5″ granny in drag and focus on what you claim to be the focus of your movies?

Now this is not to knock Emmit. He’s a kid from the asscrack of New Orleans whose big dreams turned him into a quasi-billionaire movie producer, director, actor, writer that owns his own full-scale studio in heart of Atlanta. Clap for him. And Precious was pretty tight so I ain’t completely mad at the kid.

But don’t make the man out to be the Black Jesus Christ meets Bill Gates. He, like the executives at CNN, realized that Black misery is an underdocumented story that just so happens to still be a tradeable commodity.

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11.26 The Cooler

11.26.09 Written by Gotty™

sharmaine

Peek-A-Boo x Sharmaine

Why Do We Eat Turkey For Thanksgiving? [Slate]

Medical Marijuana Prescribed to Kids with ADHD [Sphere]

Early Season NBA MVP Candidates [Hoop Doctors]

Nike Air Force 1 Hi Supreme LE NYC ‘Clark Kent’ [Street Level]

Style File: Alicia Keys Ain’t Changing [C&D]

Tyler Perry Donates $1 Million To NAACP [CNN] Read the rest of this entry »

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Precious

11.04.09 Written by TSSCrew

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Man listen. I’m going to watch this movie. And you know what? You probably should too.

Initially, when the girls over at RBN tried to put me on to it, I kinda hit the snooze button and rolled over.

My initial thoughts were all negative. Oprah Winfrey and Tyler Perry? Give me a break and a damn Kit-Kat bar. That sounds like the directorial tag team from Hell for cliché black movies. And they got Mariah and Monique in the mix too? Word? This can’t be good. Read the rest of this entry »

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This Week In Blackface

10.13.09 Written by David D.

Obama, you may have won the Nobel Prize, but you’re being one-upped. The winner for Best Week Ever goes to none other than Blackface!

Blackface, come on up! Who would you like to thank? Read the rest of this entry »

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9.13 The Cooler

09.13.09 Written by Gotty™

theoannthomas

Lay, Theo Ann Thomas, Lay

Next For Jeter: 3000 Hits, 4000? [USA Today]

LeBron’s Mom: He’s Staying In Cleveland [With Leather]

Execution date proposed for D.C.-area sniper [CNN]

Long Overdue: Twilight Porn Parodies [Film Drunk]

Ray Allen Hides his JB shoes Around Boston?! [SC]

KiD CuDi Reveals Errors Made On Man On The Moon [DDotOmen]

3 Tips For Better-Looking Skin [GQ]

Why Apple’s Tablet Will Eat Kindle’s Lunch [Mashable]

How To: Back Up All Your Stuff, For Free [Gizmodo]

Friday Night Fights: Tulsa HS Games Turn Violent [SbS]

Tyler Perry Tops Friday Box Office [THR]

Santonio Holmes Dons Vick Jersey, Nation Shrugs [YB]

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3.10 The Cooler

03.10.09 Written by Gotty™

Titillating Tuesdays With Anny A

Metallica’s Lars Ulrich Downloaded ‘Death Magnetic’ Illegally [NME]

The 75 Albums Every Man Should Own [Esquire]

5 Reasons Renting Still Beats Buying [Yahoo]

Lil Kim Says Notorious B.I.G. Talks To Her In Dreams [MTV]

Have A Buck? Buy A House In Detroit! [ABC]

C-Murder Jailed For Violating House Arrest Terms [AHH]

What if Tyler Perry Directed The Watchmen? [Start Snitching]

More Than 445k People Downloaded The New U2 Album Illegally [Music Ally]

The Future of Magazines: Music Videos! [Fader]

A Hater Finally Tries To Put Hands On Kim Kardashian [The Life Files]

Rihanna & Chris Brown Were Both Abusive [NB]

Andre 3000 Debuts Play Based On Cartoon [Contact Music]

DJ Skee x Lily Allen [Rock The Dub]

EA Unveils “Tracy McGrady: The Rehab ’09″ Video Game [YB]

TSS @ SXSW

TSS @ Facebook

TSS Stickers

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2.23 The Cooler

02.23.09 Written by Gotty™

Melissa Acosta

Tupac Movie Stuck In Legal Battle [Wooha]

8-Bit Hip-Hop Melody [Shot Then]

The Best Thing About Slumdog Millionaire Winning… [LTL]

Coffee & Cigerette [TRU]

Cassette MP3 Player Is Beautiful By Design [Crate Kings]

Diddy Starts Hyping “Last Train To Paris” Seven Months Before LP’s Release [RS]

U2 Premieres Album On Myspace Music [Shockya]

Michael Jackson Negotiating $214 Million Concert Tour [Bitten & Bound]

Taylor Swift Makes History [Cliz Beats]

Tyler Perry Goes To The Bank for $41 Million [Film School Rejects]

Microsoft Wants Refund From Some Laid Off Workers [CNet]

Citibank Sends Nigerian Scammer $27 Million [Consumerist]

Rolls Royce 200EX Concept Revealed Before Geneva [All Car News]

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2.21 The Cooler

02.21.09 Written by Gotty™

For Freak Something Saturday we present Mariya Sprtieva

Price of Battered Rihanna Pic: $62,500 [Gawker]

Preacher Creflo Dollar Signs Hip-Hop Artist [AHH]

Time Mag’s 25 Blogs Of 2009 [Time]

NY Post Apologizes — To Some — Over Obama Cartoon [Yahoo]

The White Stripes on Late Night with Conan O’Brien [Culture Bully]

Did Last.fm Just Hand Over User Listening Data To the RIAA? [Tech Crunch]

Price of Battered Rihanna Pic: $62,500 [Gawker]

John Forte: How I Went from Prep School to Prison [Alter Net]

The Top 50 Best Selling Albums of 2008 Worldwide [Prefix]

Casting Cam’ron’s ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ TV Show [Complex]

Cataloging the Sins of Tyler Perry’s Religiously Inspired Blockbusters [Vulture]

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“Channel Zero” – Season Premiere Of “Meet The Browns”

01.08.09 Written by TSSCrew

Words By Thembi

I’d be a liar if I said I watched Tyler Perry’s Meet The Browns thinking I would enjoy it. I have a pretty low tolerance for mispronounced English, hackneyed jokes, abysmal acting, and an even lower tolerance for black men in drag; a Tyler Perry mainstay. So instead of setting the bar unfairly high, I watched the double feature premiere of Meet The Browns in comparison to Perry’s movies and the “most popular cable television sitcom,” House Of Payne. While House of Payne is just not my cup of tea, Meet The Browns had one of the most offensively poor sitcom premieres I have ever watched, making House of Payne look like reasonable entertainment.

I’m not sure who is loving his stuff, but the audience is huge and — as poor as this show was — shows no signs of slimming. Perry’s shows account for half of the black sitcoms Read the rest of this entry »

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