A Depressed Fan Blogs The Cowboys’ Demise From A Harlem Applebee’s

01.02.12 Written by J. Tinsley

Intro: Gotty™

Tinsley’s Holy Trinity consists of Cam’ron Giles, LeBron James and America’s Team, the Dallas Cowboys. Seeking to pay homage to one of his deities, he ended up having his faith in one of the others tested. See, Tins decided to spend his NYE in Harlem* and wound up at local restaurant to watch the Cowboys-Giants game on Sunday night. Read the rest of this entry »

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NFL Recap: Week 17

01.02.12 Written by Raj

Rex Ryan’s brash talking and bold Super Bowl predictions finally came to a fitting end Sunday at the hands of division rival Miami as the Jets folded 19-17 to the Dolphins. The epic collapse began with three key interceptions courtesy of the increasingly inept Mark Sanchez and ultimately ended in a late game Santonio Holmes benching after an in-huddle altercation. Read the rest of this entry »

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On Tony Romo, Those Praying For His Downfall & Carpe Diem

12.30.11 Written by J. Tinsley

The other day, someone asked me a simple, yet profound question.

“Why the hell do you support Tony Romo so much?” Read the rest of this entry »

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Your NFL Recap: Week 11

11.21.11 Written by J. Tinsley

Here we are on the eve of Thanksgiving and the push for playoff positioning is full steam ahead. And you know what? The Cincinnati Bengals continue to assume the identity of a polished football team. Read the rest of this entry »

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Your NFL Recap: Week Two

09.19.11 Written by Patrick M.

2011 appears to be the NFL’s answer to the MLB steroid era. The lockout, years of pro-passing rule changes and obvious obliviousness to steroid use (I’m looking at you Peyton Hills) have offenses putting up NFL Blitz numbers from coast to coast. The marquee matchup in week two featured two of the Air Attack Era’s offensive juggernauts in the Patriots and Chargers. Read the rest of this entry »

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Jimmel Kimmel’s Handsome Men’s Club

03.08.10 Written by TC

Only Jimmel Kimmel, the king of lackadaisical late-night, would think to pull something this hysterically guapo off after the Oscars. As leader of the secret society which determines which chin lift gets what magazine cover, the Handsome Men’s Club consists of more stars than Orion’s Belt. Lenny Kravitz keeps the minutes on his Korg keyboard while Matthew McConaughey and Sting stir up commotion amongst the committee. Read the rest of this entry »

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Your NFL Divisional Recap

01.18.10 Written by MZ

So much for drama.  Save for the Chargers and Jets, the games this weekend were almost over before they started.  The teams who were supposed to win took care of business for the most part and one underdog is still in the hunt.  Setting up for what should be a couple of good match-ups next week, take one last look at how those teams got there. Read the rest of this entry »

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TSS 2009 NFL Playoff Preview: Divisional Weekend

01.15.10 Written by TSSCrew

Welp, we’re back again trying our hand at picking this week’s games.  Looking to redeem ourselves over our paltry showings last go around, save for Jason who was omitted on accident, we put the mp3′s down long enough to expound on the pigskin.  Maybe this week we’ll even get some picks right.  Y’all know the drill:  Read, call us out for our naïveté & discuss below. Read the rest of this entry »

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Your Week 16 NFL Recap

12.28.09 Written by MZ

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“Time to separate the platinum from the white gold/Right from the door/The real from the fake, Ready rock from the raw…” – Jay-Z

With the NFL season winding down, Week 16 found teams looking to sew up playoff spots.  Although the top seeds were pretty much solidified, there were enough teams with hopes of a Wild Card berth jockeying for seeding to keep things interesting throughout the extended holiday weekend round of games. Read the rest of this entry »

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Your Week 8 NFL Recap

11.02.09 Written by Patrick M.

I’m glad the NFL has 32 teams. I appreciate that second-rate cities like Jacksonville and Indianapolis get to enjoy the pride of having their own professional franchise in America’s game. But there are definite downsides. One is that some of the 32 teams are going teams are going to be really, really bad. A painful waste of fans dollars and hours. Read the rest of this entry »

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7.23 The Cooler

07.23.09 Written by Gotty™

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Naughty Neshelle x Thick Thursday

What Is Toni Kukoc Doing Right Now? [The Blowtorch]

Tony Romo Wants Your Kid To Be The Next Bo Jackson, Or At Least the Next Ronald Curry [The Big Lead]

I Wish They All Could Be Laker Girls [With Leather]

After Craigslist and Manhunt, Here is Where Gays Will Get Their Clicks [Gawker]

Tyler Perry Sends 65 Kids to Disney World After Being Snubbed @ Exclusive Swim Club [Gossip On This]

So They Don’t All Know Karate [BoH]

Diddy’s Last Train To Paris Derails For Jay-Z & Drake [HHDX]

A Drawing By Michael Jackson [Please Don't Stare]

Taco Bell Chihuahua Dies [People]

Staple x Air Walk Sneakers for Payless [TSG]

France Mourns The Death Of ‘Le Topless’ [Guardian]

Twitter To Diddy: You Really Ain’t Shit [Fly Style Life]

Michael Jackson News Roundup [Vulture]

The Best Tree House Ever [Persona]

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7.15 The Cooler

07.15.09 Written by Gotty™

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Splish Splash, Waterfalls! Laura Evelin For Wet Wednesdays

Showtime launching ‘Live Nude Comedy’ [EW]

EA Told Dana White MMA “Not A Real Sport” In ‘08 [SbS]

Worst Boob Jobs Ever [Yep Yep]

Man Sues ABC, Claims He Wrote ‘Lost” In 1977 [Warming Glow]

That Raven Symone Sure Knows How To Bring Out A Crowd [C&D]

5 Women The NFC East Wants Tony Romo to Date [In Game Now]

Rapper 50 Cent Removes Tattoos For Film Career [AHH]

When Comic Heroes Get Old [Gunaxin]

Derailing the Tebow Train: Six Reasons the Florida Gators Won’t Repeat [TBL]

Big Sean in XXL Mag [Slang Rap Democracy]

adidas Forum ‘Young Jeezy’ Def Jam 25th Anniversary Pack [Street Level]

Missouri Hooters Bikini Car Wash Chronicles [Epic Carnival]

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7.14 The Cooler

07.14.09 Written by Gotty™

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Dorothy P. x T. Tuesdays

Jay-Z Close to Three Book Deal With Spiegel & Grau [Observer]

Opposites Attract: TV Pairs Who Love to Hate Each Other [Getback]

NBA’s Biggest Losers: Free Agency Edition [The Hoop Doctors]

Joe Buddens Talks Almost Beating Up Inspectah Deck at Rock the Bells [RTNY]

25 Slick Futuristic Concept Cars [Epic Carnival]

Tru Life’s Lawyer Speaks On Murder Rap [XXL]

Crazy Rumor: Amazon Wants to Buy Netflix [Gizmodo]

Murs “Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta” Mixtape Coming Soon [URB]

Ghostbusters Car for Sale on eBay [Vulture]

Usher Finds Balance In His Kids [Singersroom]

MySpace Eats Facebook’s Dust In The U.S. [Tech Crunch]

Tony Romo Breaks Up With Jessica Simpson [Celebrity Jihad]

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“Smack My Bitch Up!”

12.29.08 Written by Gotty™

Philly made the playoffs yesterday by thrashing the Cowboys, scoring roughly 30+ touchdowns in the process. The team & its fans were so Read the rest of this entry »

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