Tammy Torres, Throw It In The Bag

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Canibus Flips Out On Invasion Radio And Refuses To Freestyle [Vlad TV] Read the rest of this entry »

Taylor Swift can’t catch a break on camera. First, Kanye. Now, Ellen Degenres pulls her card by pranking her last week as a part of her show’s Halloween spooks & pranks. Bish got straight weak in the knees & collapsed. Read the rest of this entry »

Maria, Maria-aaaaa!

Project Retweet: Why It Will Change Twitter for the Better [Mashable]

Lawsuit: Debt Collector Harassment Contributed To Man’s Death [Consumerists]

6 Insane Dog Behaviors Explained by Evolution [Cracked]

Lord Finesse Remembers Roc Raida [TPPS]

Top Giants Prospect Arrested For Murder in D.R. [SbB]

Which Came First?: Take Me With You [Soul Sides]

Ultimate X-Men Comic Collection [Mexican Taint]

The Best Of Fall Hip-Hop [NPR]

One Week Later: The Taylor & Kanye Melee [Broken Cool]

Fake Therapist Fired For Offering “Vagina Massages” [BoH]

The Next Spot: Killer Mike’s I Pledge Allegiance to the Grind II [PoW]

Entire BBC x The Blueprint 3 Jay-Z tees [WooHa]

You’ve heard about the off-the-record comment but have you heard the off-the-record comment? You have now. And this goes against all the codes of journalistic integrity thanks to Terry Moran’s Twitter, but hey, even Kanye himself can’t be mad at the snub. In all honesty, he can name his next album Jackass and get the amount of publicity as he is now.

Here’s the statement ABC conjured up in regards to the matter:

In the process of reporting on remarks by President Obama that were made during a CNBC interview, ABC News employees prematurely tweeted a portion of those remarks that turned out to be from an off-the-record portion of the interview. This was done before our editorial process had been completed. That was wrong. We apologize to the White House and CNBC and are taking steps to ensure that it will not happen again.

Congrats to Yeezy. You will forever be the Democratic mascot stamped with the official Presidential seal.

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Download — President Barack Obama – “Kanye Is A Jackass”

Obama: Kanye West A ‘Jackass’ For Outburst [MSNBC]

Previously Posted — Video: Kanye Invokes The Spirit Of Russell Jones | Video: Kanye’s Apology & Performance On Leno

$5 says Jay & Amber put Kanye up to ODB’ing Taylor Swift.

Hear me out. Read the rest of this entry »

First off, big salute to all the fathers out there. On the streets, at war, at work, hustling, locked up, who still find strength to maintain and still keep the babies. You’re raising the future. We doff our hats to you.

Back to our regular scheduled programming. What did you miss this week?

- The Lakers sonned whatever that other team was The Magic.

- Sa-Ra and Raheem DeVaughn provided more music to make more babies to.

- Killer Mike re-emerged to discipline you truant children.

- We looked back at the Jordan True Blues, the mack daddy of all sneakers, in my dishonest opinion.

- The good folks at Slaughterhouse embarrassed their children and entertained the rest of us with a little skit.

- Playboy Tre returned to the internet. No father pun here Read the rest of this entry »

Dear god, make it stop. I have tears in my eyes from listening to country star/media darling/teen dream Taylor Swift rapping. No way we were gonna bash on Common & let T-Pain get by with attaching his name to one of the Jonas’ ex’s get. Methinks Jermaine Dupri wrote her Read the rest of this entry »

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Taylor Swift Makes History [Cliz Beats]

Tyler Perry Goes To The Bank for $41 Million [Film School Rejects]

Microsoft Wants Refund From Some Laid Off Workers [CNet]

Citibank Sends Nigerian Scammer $27 Million [Consumerist]

Rolls Royce 200EX Concept Revealed Before Geneva [All Car News]

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