Suge Knight Gets Knocked Out. Where Have I Heard This Before?

02.16.09 Written by Gotty™

Anytime I start to feel a little remorse for Suge, all I have to do is think of Pac

It seems as if Suge got two-pieced…again. This time, it wasn’t a barber but a weed carrier for Akon. Unfortunately, I don’t care. It doesn’t have the same “wow!” factor. It’s like having another baby. Read the rest of this entry »

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Garage Sales Are The Worst!

01.27.09 Written by MZ

I hate garage sales. You gather up alot of crap and put it up for sale early on a Saturday morning. Then people come and peruse your crap, haggle with you over Perudo because the think 50¢ is too much. Twelve hours later (Perudo still in your possession), you pile what’s left back in the garage, and count your money Read the rest of this entry »

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So Who REALLY Had The Best Year Ever?

01.01.09 Written by MZ

2008 was an interesting year to say the least, and like in every aspect of life, some people have better years than others. Everyone can’t be like T.I. and have a banner year, after being knocked by the Feds. Or Lil’ Wayne for that matter, who went on the sell a million albums in a week, after being caught in the desert with way too many drugs ( I know he was gonna “sell” them to cacti & coyotes). So let’s look back on some people who had the best year ever. Not best meaning good, but best meaning bad… ya dig?

DMX

Earl Simmons was on a mission this year: see how many times he could get arrested and released. He was at 5 by July, but he kept going like a “grand” champ. He branched out and dabbled in false identity, to go along with drug charges and animal cruelty. He was caught on tape cussing out a judge during sentencing, then later on caught hiding out in Scott Storch’s mansion while on the run from Arizona authorities. All this while he was supposed to working on a gospel album. I guess he’s still waiting on a sign, although I blame BET for this because they didn’t renew his reality show. Oh yeah, he ended up on 8 arrests for the year if you were wondering. Read the rest of this entry »

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“Stranded On Death Row…”

06.29.08 Written by MZ

Suge Knight stays losing and seems to stamped his ticket for life on the D-List.

First he got sucker punched in a club parking lot last month and now he’s lost Death Row Records as a result from filing bankruptcy back in 2006. Independent label Global Music Group outbid other labels and publishing companies with a bid of $25 million dollars on Wednesday. Read the rest of this entry »

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Make A Wish…

05.12.08 Written by Gotty™

Have you ever wanted something, not that consumed you, but you just wished would take place?

One of those things where if the stars aligned & you were able to obtain it, you feel like you could add another notch to your belt and achieve a level of fulfillment.

I can easily think of a few easily…

– a ’96 SS Impala – I wouldn’t pay the price for it…but if I got one black in color, good mileage & @ the right price, I’d be on that shit.

– Kristen from Cass who went to college with me. “The nerve of that hoe not to give me no pussy” – Resurrection, which I fantasized probably smelled like peaches.

But, it’s generally those things, when you do get them, you realize that your life isn’t complete. The moment of satisfaction fleeting. You realize that not gettin them & lusting after the idea was much more fulfilling than actually achieving instant nirvana.

That’s kind of where I’m at when I saw the pics of Suge slumped. Read the rest of this entry »

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