Nia Valentine

Police Snare 19 Suspects With “Free Beer” Sting [Sky]

Kanye West Treats Mercer Hotel Staff To ‘Throne’ Concert [The Daily Swarm]

Plot of “Jack & Jill” Recreated From Scathing Reviews [Film Drunk

Gregory Isaacs Talks Coke Addiction In PSA [Large Up]

Five Star Wars-Themed Commercials That Won’t Air In The U.S. [Gamma Squad] Read the rest of this entry »

‘Round about Halloween, several television stations will begin to run Star Wars movies ad nauseum clear through the end of the year — oh glory of glories, thanks be to TNT. Little X-Wing fighter pilots and young Anakin Skywalkers will knock on our doors in droves tomorrow night, because there’s something about All Hallows’ Eve that brings the kid and The Force out in all of us. Read the rest of this entry »

Before they had a Broadway play and back when Green Day was simply the day you mowed your lawn after 6PM, Tre Cool, Mike Dirnt and Billy Joe Armstrong released Kerplunk, the Grammy-award-winning rock behemoth’s 2nd album from 1992. Ranked 47th on Blender’s “100 Greatest Indie Rock Albums Ever,” this hidden gem only sold 50K copies, yet featured one of the better Star Wars-themed songs ever made, with the not-so-obvious ode to the Princess Leia, “20,000 Light Years Away.”

Dorks unite.

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Download — Green Day – “2000 Light Years Away”

Brittany Smith

Google Earth Meets Grand Theft Auto [Double Viking]

High-Speed Footage of Sh-t Blowing Up [Uproxx]

Gucci Mane Camp Sued Again for Missed Shows [The Urban Daily]

DJ Premier Says “We Are Still Gang Starr” [HHDX]

Six Guys Every Man Needs in His Posse [Gunaxin] Read the rest of this entry »

Kneecie

Michael Jackson’s Mom Kicks Grandchildren Out of House [PopEater]

Study Up On The Bill Hicks Story [Jump The Turnstyle]

XXTreme Dog Grooming [Uproxx]

Gap 2010 Fall Collection [F.Lux.B]

Toni Braxton Has An Album Coming Out! [I Had Heard] Read the rest of this entry »

Devon

Vanessa Williams Does Song and Dance in Lingerie [Inside TV]

Asher Roth Talks Working With ‘Genius’ Pharrell On Next Album [MTV]

Dwyane Wade Will Carry Your Bags [With Leather]

Former UM Football Player Robs Delivery Guys [Guyism]

The Girls of Coachella, 2010 [GQ] Read the rest of this entry »

Jaleesa

Report: Smart Women Are Bigger Drinkers [Asylum]

Star Wars Google Ad [College Humor]

Stainless Steel Condom Dispenser [Uncrate]

Find The Right Pocket-Size Camcorder [Details]

Eight Sporting Events That Should Be Holidays [Yardbarker] Read the rest of this entry »

“No longer Anakin/Formerly a Skywalker/Son’s next rebel hero/But I’ll be Sith forever/I’m the newest Dark lord And since my training years…”

Those people at College Humor have struck again. I stumbled across Girl’s Night Out yesterday & chuckled, but I couldn’t post that alone in good conscience. But Darth “Lightsaber” Vader, doing his best Skillz impression while running down the original Star Wars trilogy in the form of “Empire State Of Mind”? “C’mon Son, That’s automatic. The little kid who watched those flicks ad nauseam growing up would never forgive me.

Yeah, call me a fan, stan, geek or whatever else you want. But deny the greatness below do not © Yoda.

But shame on y’all for not getting the drunk ewok to make a cameo.

[Broken Cool]

For all the people who thought “On To The Next One” was odd, how about Snoop, David Beckham, Darth Vader and the homie DJ Neil Armstong making cameos in the new Adidas Originals commercial, with TIE Fighters hovering throughout the sky? Screw flaming basketballs, that’s random. Read the rest of this entry »

Asia. Beauty…And The Booty.

“Spider-Man 4″ Delayed Over Script Clashes [Reuters]

Burned Body of Playboy Model Paula Sladewski Found in Miami Trash Bin [Blippit]

Hip-Hop Album Sales: The Week Ending 1/3/2010 [HHDX]

Avoid Shopping Bag Taxes [Listen To Leon]

Man Who Survived 2 Atom Bombs Dies [CNN]

Fresh Kid Ice of 2 Live Crew Suffers Stroke [Ozone] Read the rest of this entry »

It’s All About Romy

Everyone Hates Perez Hilton [Warming Glow]

Snakes On A Poon [D-Listed]

How Huge Is the Internet on an Average Day? [Gizmodo]

Beer May Prevent Prostate Cancer [Blippitt]

Alabama Keeps Its Priorities in the Right Place: Cancels School for BCS Game [LBS]

Eminem Tops The Beatles for Best-Selling Act of the Decade [XXL] Read the rest of this entry »

Massiel Franco. Amen.

Comcast Bought NBC [Warming Glow]

How To Waste Time At Work [College Humor]

Jesus Christ Gets Booted from Jury Duty [OKS]

Frosty The Inappropriate Snowman [Afrojacks]

The Five Best Drug Dealers On TV [Paste] Read the rest of this entry »

Whatever Lola Wants, Lola Brazil Gets

A Beginner’s Guide To Pedobear, the Internet’s Favorite Pervert [URLesque]

Rihanna Interview Draws 82 Million Viewers [Contact Music]

Hilary Duff, Short Skirt Time [Me & Isis]

The Creepiest Wonder Woman Product Ever [Comics Alliance]

Hahahaha! Blockbuster Renting Movies on SD Cards! Hahahahaha! From Kiosks! [Gizmodo] Read the rest of this entry »

Thank the Lord Almighty for blogs.  Because by the time I wake up most days the Today Show is long over and I would have missed this gem.  Apparently, the entire cast dressed up as characters from Star Wars and had hired midgets to dress up as Ewoks and freestyle during some Halloween arts & crafts segment. The Ewoks were reportedly drunk and hilarity ensued as they proceeded to fight each other, throw things around the set, make repeated attempt the wet their whistle (||) with the martinis set up on the table & Moonwalk across a pile of hay. Read the rest of this entry »

Alexiis Hayes. God Is A Merciful God.

Porn Star Will Play Porn Star On ’30 Rock’ [Warming Glow]

Kanye Faces East: Musicians Who Find God [Getback]

5 Star Wars Questions Which Keep Me Up at Night [CH]

Lexus LF-A Finally Unveiled [Fatlace]

Law Comes Down Hard On Naked Guy [The Awl]

Albert Haynesworth Is Underachieving, According to ESPN’s NFC East Blog [Mr. Irrelevant]

Jeff Fisher Wants To Feel Like A Winner [With Leather]

Malcolm Gladwell: Stats vs. Intangibles [The Big Lead]

The Placebo Effect Is Real [Asylum]

Nickelodeon Buys the Ninja Turtles [Vulture]

Reggie Miller Gets Restraining Order In Love Triangle Case [Radar Online]

Flair Hair [Listen To Leon]

How To Fix The WNBA [Slate]

Hockey WAG Hilary Duff Still Working, Could Use A Jacket [Epic Carnival]