Xtina Noel

Stacey Dash Fired from “Single Ladies?” [GOT]

The Top 50 NFL Twitter Must-Follows [Yardbarker]

Odd Future Really Are Horrible People [Bol]

Lakers, Knicks Would Lose Most in Ticket Sales [SLAM] Read the rest of this entry »

The new Black Sex In The City will be coming to the TV screen and starring two beacons of eternal beauty, Lisa Raye and Stacey Dash, and Charity Shea, who isn’t too shabby either and we’ll assume portrays the token white friend role. Something something something, the show’s premise revolves around three friends navigating relationships, Atlanta’s social scene and the inability to find healthy relationships, which is so unimaginable in ATL, right? Read the rest of this entry »

Ever wondered what Stacey Dash’s other two wishes were? Obviously, one of them was to be eternally young and beautiful. Behind the scenes of Stacey Dash’s photo shoot with Karin + Raoul magazine. Creative Control on the cameras and Curren$y on the tunes. Read the rest of this entry »

Don’t even think marijuana. Not even hydro. The only way you can experience this type of inebriation is to take a gumball of that Jim Belushi and stuff it right up your nostrils until they start to ooze blood (eh, Gunplay?). And who else but the biggest bellied Bawse would find a way to revolutionize that type of debauchery into an audio format for his fans to get lifted to? Read the rest of this entry »

Dana Lee

Trae the Truth Sues Houston Radio Station Over Music Ban [XXL]

Evans, Curry, Prince, Green Named to USA Basketball [Slam]

5 Horrifying Sexy Time Facts [Coed]

A Woman Is Shot Due To Not Giving Up Her Digits [RTNY]

Hall of Shame: Ten Terrible Films by Good Actors [PopEater] Read the rest of this entry »

Shteena

5 People You MUST Know In College [Coed]

Stacey Dash Must Have That “Good Good” [I Had Heard]

7 Celebrities That Are Fashionably Insane [Guyism]

Quincy Jones Talks Music, Life, Love At ASCAP Expo [AP]

Insane Two-Man Bicycle Kick [TRU] Read the rest of this entry »

Dear Stacey,

A few quick things I’d like to communicate whilst I have your attention and these goons are busy ogling at your new cover.

1. I will find you and marry you. This is not a request. Merely information I thought you may need in order to start getting ready. Yes, I know you’re married. You must not have heard J.Cole’s “Dreams.” Crazy things happen because of love, lady. Long and short of it, you will be wife #1 and Alicia Keys will have to play second fiddle (giggidy, giggidy) for a while. Read the rest of this entry »

Aging like fine wine, Stacey Dash turns 43 today. To honor the occasion, let’s take a look at some more pics, shall we? Yes we shall, after the break. Read the rest of this entry »

We had to switch things up this morn so that we could release the G&P Mixtape. But never fear; we’re back to your regularly scheduled morning link dump.

Happy Birthday Stacey Dash [MoonDog]

Joaquin Phoenix Keep It Real, Loves Wu-Tang Clan [Buzzcuts]

Jay-Z Explains His Verse In Young Jeezy’s ‘My President’ Remix [MTV]

Live Webcast For Joe Budden’s Performance With Slaughterhouse @ S.O.B.’s [Amalgam Digital]

Young, Educated and Unemployed [NPR]

The Best Super Bowl Ads Are Remind Us Of Happer Times [Machochip]

The 5 Worst Things About Deflowering A Virgin [Coed]

If Stacey Dash is 42, as it shows on IMDB, all I can say is…wow. Photoshop skills and airbrushing can work marvels, but you have to have material to work with.

So if those skills were used here, I still think she had enough of the proper materials to make this work, even without any computer-generated assistance.

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Browsing the innernets, I stumbled across info that Stacey Dash would soon be posing for Playboy…

Yeah…Damon’s cousin

Yeah…the Clueless chick.

Yeah…40 year old Stacey Dash (1966).

As I considered it though, I don’t really give a fuck how old Stacey Dash is, I’d still like to see her ass bucky nekked.

If you got it, flaunt it.

And even at 40, she’s still got it.

Then the thought occurred to me, there’s gotta be some other chicks over 40 that I might leave the lights on with…

Paula Abdul (1962)

I don’t watch American Idol but I did catch a glimpse of Paula on some VH1 show the other day and came to the conclusion that I’d still smash.

And even though her smile looked a little hardbody like she’d been thru some Botox or some facial reconstruction, I’d still do some push-ups in her.

Phylicia Allen-Rashad (1948)

Nah…Claire-motherfuckin-Huxtable…okay, there might be some Oedipus complex here for wanting to bone everybody’s favorite TV mom, but laugh all you want. Those eyes were sexy as hell when I was young so I’d still toss her up simply off GP for years of wanting to secretly knock her off. Cliff wasn’t doin it justice anyways.

Yeah…P is 40 so all you little fellas beasting for her…it’d be like bonin’ your moms so STOP BEASTIN’!

Feel free to make mention of over 40 chicks you lust for in the comments section…

If you’ve got time to kill, might I suggest Improv Everywhere.

Apparently, these fools gather in various public locales and stage large-scale pranks.

If for nothing else, check…