All Hail!

05.23.09 Written by Gotty™

The NBA Playoffs: Where amazing happens & legends (along with repetitive TV footage) are made.

Truth be told, I have barely watched the first three quarters of Games 1 and 2. I just walk back & forth past the TV & listen, waiting on the 4th quarter. It’s then that Read the rest of this entry »

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Your Champion League Futbol Report

05.07.09 Written by TSSCrew

The cruel thing about soccer is that in an instant, 180 minutes of hard-won domination can be rendered useless. Case in point, yesterday’s Champions League semi-final match between Chelsea and Barcelona.

Over the course of two matches, Chelsea managed to shackle — statistically-speaking — the greatest Barcelona team ever, better than the likes of the early ‘90s “Dream Team” and the ’06 squad featuring Ronaldinho at his superhuman peak. Barcelona was running scared shitless, mistiming every pass in anticipation of hard tackles flying in, especially from one man — marauding midfielder Michael Essien.

It was Essien who gave Chelsea the advantage when Read the rest of this entry »

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Video: Kobe Bryant’s Alley Oop To Himself & Elbow To Ron Artest

05.07.09 Written by Gotty™

Lakers & Rockets series could be a problem. ^ Up there, Kobe tosses himself a makeshift alley oop off the backboard. Below the break, the clip of Kobe giving Ron Ron a wing piece…and Ron subsequently getting the ejection? Read the rest of this entry »

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“It’s Fantastic!”

05.01.09 Written by Gotty™

The final minutes of the triple OT game last night from a series that’s been phenomenal.

Bicker amongst yourselves & place your Paypal bets.

Previously Posted — Kevin Garnett Is An Angel And A Demon

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5 Things I Learned From The World Baseball Classic

03.23.09 Written by TSSCrew

Words By Jason Hortillas

While most sports fans have their attention focused on March Madness, there’s another tournament going on as we speak. It’s called the WBC (World Baseball Classic).

Heard of it? I’m pretty sure I’m one of the few who has actually kept up with it.

Started in 2006, baseball people decided to do their own version of the World Cup but with only a few teams and as much hype as the new Pepsi can design. Now with the 2008 WBC is wrapping up with Korea vs. Japan in the final, here are a few things I learned about this display of glorified spring training.

5. USA jerseys look like arse — Team USA uniforms are ass. All I need is the American flag Hammer pants from Napoleon Dynamite. If the jerseys are proper, people will rock ‘em (See: Dream Team 1992). And that’s a walking advertisement for the practically new tournament. Good merchandise assists your own marketing, idiots.

4. WBC games don’t matter? If a player from your favorite team gets injured in the WBC it may ruin your season. See ’08 AL MVP Dustin Pedroia. Read the rest of this entry »

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Before You Are Completely Consumed By March Madness…

03.19.09 Written by Gotty™

Let us not forget that the NBA still has a season going on & there’s some pretty athletic guys in that league, even a few who play with heart, passion and all for decent paychecks. Here, Superman blocks spikes a Milwaukee player’s shot into the fifth row. This kid just keeps Read the rest of this entry »

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“He Shoots, He Scores!!!”

03.13.09 Written by Gotty™

Since March Madness officially got underway last night, this is Read the rest of this entry »

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Pictorial: Athletic Drunkness At Its Complete Finest

03.05.09 Written by Gotty™

Athletes are just like the rest of us.

Minus the facts that they get paid a truckload of cash, get more butt than ashtrays and, apparently, they party just a little bit harder than the rest of us. Read the rest of this entry »

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“The Offseason Champs!”

02.28.09 Written by Gotty™

A shirt inspired by The Skins already $155 million dollar spending spree in free agency and their endless of acquisitions over the years. Dan Snyder will buy Read the rest of this entry »

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“I Be On That Kryptonite”

02.15.09 Written by Gotty™

– I don’t care what anyone says, Dwight’s dunk off the side of the backboard was monstrous. What was even more impressive was that he did it in one take, making it look completely effortless. But… Read the rest of this entry »

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Newsflash: Allen Iverson Cut His Braids

02.14.09 Written by Gotty™

I can’t even count how many times a lil ninja used come by & say “Ooh, I’m bout to get fresh & get them Iverson’s done up today.” Read the rest of this entry »

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LeBron Loves New York

02.05.09 Written by TSSCrew

Words By Jason Hortillas

“I don’t go out for the numbers. I just play my game.” — LeBron James

52 points. 11 assists. 10 rebounds.

You sure about that quote Lebron? I believe that’s Read the rest of this entry »

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Video: Highlights Of Kobe Torching The Knicks For 61 @ MSG

02.03.09 Written by Gotty™

Bless the comedy of errors that is the current Knicks team. They just started to experience a resurgence, winning eight of their past eleven games including five straight at home. Things seemed to be headed in the right direction…til Kobe & his motley crew of misfits came to town & KB8 lit the Knickerbockers up for 61 points, a Garden record.

The reason for Kobe’s fueled play? Read the rest of this entry »

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You Can Expect To See James Harrison’s Interception…

02.01.09 Written by Gotty™

…a few hundred times over the next few days, before he sets off to Disney World.

Via Awful Announcing

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If You Wonder Who President Obama’s Rooting For On Sunday…

01.30.09 Written by Gotty™

…wonder no more. That Terrible Towel he’s waving should be enough of a clue.

Since his Bears are not on the field, Obama shifted his support to Pittsburgh but he’s doing so based on another allegiance. Read the rest of this entry »

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