Parenting Ain’t Easy: The 10 Worst Dad Decisions In Sports History

08.24.10 Written by David D.

Anyone that tells you that athletes make bad parents are either haters or children of athletes. Recently, we’ve been treated to exceptional acts of horrible fathering from athletes that we’ve grown to know, love and laugh at. So, to commemorate the questionable decisions daddy jocks have made, we’ve compiled the 10 worst acts they’ve committed throughout the history of sports. Read the rest of this entry »

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Kardinal Brings Hip-Hop To The Olympics

02.10.10 Written by Beware

Screw the cars, clothes and other materialistic nonsense, opportunities like this right here are what artists should be working towards. On one of the leading legs of the Olympic Torch relay, Canadian MC Kardinal Offishal gets handed the responsibility and right of torchbearer, and in turn, becomes quite possibly the only rapper to ever do so.

His family must be so proud. Hell, I’m proud for him and for Hip-Hop. Read the rest of this entry »

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MJ’s Still Got It…

08.17.09 Written by Gotty™

Even @ age 46 and wearing baggy JNCO jeans, Jordan drops a few fadeaway buckets against Slamball’s Chris “The Ghetto Bird” Young.

[Via]

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Usain Bolt, U Da Man!

08.16.09 Written by Gotty™

Usain Bolt is something like a phenomenon. Read the rest of this entry »

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“I Need Your Signature, Please.”

08.12.09 Written by J. Tinsley

Ahhh, the smell of football is in the air and, quite frankly, I couldn’t be happier. Read the rest of this entry »

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“From Vir-gin-ia Un-ion Uni-vers-ity…”

08.08.09 Written by Beware

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If you follow Page 5 of the sports section or just listen to talk radio religiously like I do, then you heard Ben Wallace is back with my Bad Boys. Read the rest of this entry »

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Madrid Vs. Barca: El Clásico Rages On

07.27.09 Written by Devin Chanda

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They don’t call it “El Clásico” for nothing. The political and societal differences between the nationalist, conservative-minded madridistas and separatist, liberal Catalans have elevated the twice-annual matches between Real Madrid and Barcelona beyond strictly footballing terms. Read the rest of this entry »

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Video: Kobe Goes One-On-One With A Fan

07.24.09 Written by Gotty™

The best way to insure that you don’t get Lebron’ed @ your own party? Read the rest of this entry »

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Grand Slams: Federer Wins Fifteen

07.06.09 Written by Patrick M.

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I’m not sure when Hip-Hop became an adjective (Can someone consult the OED for me?). But I am sure that if Gotty, KRS-ONe, Scarface, Snoop (the rapper) and Snoop (aka Felicia Pearson) were brainstorming a list of the least “Hip-Hop,” things in this world, tennis, Roger Federer and Wimbledon would be battling for the top of the list.

Some evidence: Federer’s from Switzerland, whose last contribution to popular music was either the Ricola commercials or The Sound Of Music soundtrack. Wimbledon’s so pretentious they call their tournament “The Championships,” just to remind everyone they don’t particularly care if the rest of the world exists. The food of choice is strawberries and cream. If the monarchy of England decides to attend, they sit in “The Royal Box,” as a reminder to the good old days of The Empire. All the players are required to wear all-white outfits, as if the presence of color or diversity would arise some sort of insecurity in the pale-faced Prisoners of Mother England.

But at TSS, we cover aim to covery history as well as Hip-Hop. And Roger Federer just made history, winning Wimbledon for the 6th time and, more importantly, the 15th Grand Slam tournament of his career to become unquestionably the greatest tennis player of all time.

As a sports fan, two things Read the rest of this entry »

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God Bless The Dead: Steve McNair

07.05.09 Written by Gotty™

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En route to my first cookout today, I was asleep in the passenger seat when Juan called. “They just found Steve McNair dead in downtown.” This was approximately twenty minutes after the news broke. Immediately after, I’ve received numerous emails & calls about his death & the circumstances. Honestly, the word I keep using to describe me reaction to it is “salty.”

When the Titans came to Nashville & with their subsequent success, Steve McNair gave the city an alternate face to display. It was a face different from the usual Country music icons that everyone not from here knew the city and that was a blessing. It was, of course, a Black face so that made it even sweeter. Regardless of color, the majority of middle Tennessee embraced him. Stuck with him, even during the Titans struggles & his D.U.I. arrest.

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And everybody rooted for him, even when he was traded to archival the Ravens. The level of respect Read the rest of this entry »

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STFU.

06.23.09 Written by LC Weber

WTF. GTFO. FUBAR.

All that.

This guy, FTW.

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Video: Soccer Player Has A Heart Attack…Then Gets Back Up.

06.09.09 Written by Gotty™

Even on the internets, this type of material cannot be fabricated, only spread virally and then taking on epic proportions. Consider this us doing our part.

Belgian footballer Anthony Van Loo collapses at the 7-second mark. As he lays on the ground, he legs begin shaking as the defibrillator automatically shocks his heart. Then at the 21-second mark, he sits up. Life-threatening heart problem solved!

Via Deadspin

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“A Hero Ain’t Nothin But A Sandwich…”

06.08.09 Written by Gotty™

The above video is proof of how you can go from hero to goat with one shot. I literally wanted to kick Courtney Lee in the nuts after he blew the bunny. Sure, it was a difficult shot…for me. I don’t care that he’s a rookie; Courtney Lee is still a professional. He’s probably been jumpin’ out the jump since late elementary school so he’s used to the altitude. He makes the big bucks so I fully expect him Read the rest of this entry »

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All Hail!

05.23.09 Written by Gotty™

The NBA Playoffs: Where amazing happens & legends (along with repetitive TV footage) are made.

Truth be told, I have barely watched the first three quarters of Games 1 and 2. I just walk back & forth past the TV & listen, waiting on the 4th quarter. It’s then that Read the rest of this entry »

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Your Champion League Futbol Report

05.07.09 Written by Devin Chanda

The cruel thing about soccer is that in an instant, 180 minutes of hard-won domination can be rendered useless. Case in point, yesterday’s Champions League semi-final match between Chelsea and Barcelona.

Over the course of two matches, Chelsea managed to shackle — statistically-speaking — the greatest Barcelona team ever, better than the likes of the early ‘90s “Dream Team” and the ’06 squad featuring Ronaldinho at his superhuman peak. Barcelona was running scared shitless, mistiming every pass in anticipation of hard tackles flying in, especially from one man — marauding midfielder Michael Essien.

It was Essien who gave Chelsea the advantage when Read the rest of this entry »

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