Bishop Eddie Long’s Wife, Vanessa, Files For Divorce

12.03.11 Written by Gotty™

To all ladies (and interested gentlemen) embattled Bishop Eddie Long is back on the singles market. The alleged sexually ambidextrous preacher and his wife Vanessa Long will be going their separate ways after she filed for divorce on Friday. Read the rest of this entry »

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The Bible Brigade

01.20.10 Written by Word

In a move perhaps more ridiculous than printing “In God We Trust” on a piece of paper the Bible deems as the root of all evil, weapons manufacture Trijicon, has been hiding little biblical references inscribed on gun sights and selling them to the US military as per their $600 million dollar multi-year contract. Read the rest of this entry »

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Tiger Woods Takes A Break.

12.12.09 Written by Gotty™

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Yesterday, I sat down for dinner at a diner with my daughter and Pardon The Interruption was playing on the tube. Of course, one of the short topics they touched on was Tiger (how could they not?). And I think Tony Kornheiser assessed Tiger’s current media strategy of staying silent in the wake of the media shitstorm swirling around him. “Right now Tiger is bleeding from a thousand cuts.” In my mind, I thought “Very astute and beautiful metaphor. Kudos, Mr. Kornheiser. Kudos.” No publicists could stop it, there was no effective spin that could change public perception. And nothing was stopping these waitresses from coming out of the woodworks to accept their fifteen minutes of fame and meager payout. Read the rest of this entry »

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I Think Tiger Wears Beer Goggles…

12.07.09 Written by Gotty™

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By the time you read this, another alleged Tiger mistress will have revealed herself…

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Tiger Woods may have a sex addiction according to Dr. Drew, the sex guy. Tiger Woods may join Oprah on the couch & to fess up/do damage control. Tiger is “distanced” from the Black community because he only screwed white women. Read the rest of this entry »

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Tiger Woods Ain’t No Snitch.

11.30.09 Written by Gotty™

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Well, this is quite a pickle Tiger is in. Courageous wife/woman scorned. A mistress. Not speaking to the police yet (or ever, considering that his agent said Tiger has “nothing more to add.” Charges pending. The release of the 911 call made by a neighbor (no Christmas card for you, buddy). Reading the statement Tiger released via his site, TigerWoods.com, sounds like he’s already apologizing to his wife for getting caught with his pants down. Read the rest of this entry »

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“The Gambler” – Former NBA Referee Tim Donaghy Sentenced

07.29.08 Written by Gotty™

Degenerate (called a degenerate with love from a former degenerate) NBA ref Tim Donaghy was sentenced to fifteen months in prison for his role in the betting scandal that plagued the NBA. Read the rest of this entry »

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