Jennifer Cortez Has Seductive Down To A Science

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Eight Epic John Woo Fight Scenes [Unreality]

The No Favre League [Open Sports]

Florida’s New Marijuana Boom: House-Grown and Super-Potent [Time]

Fedor Emelianenko, UFC Finalizing Deal [LAT]

20 Ways to Waste Your Money [Kiplinger]

Five Job Suggestions For Sarah Palin [Celebrity Jihad]

Rappers-With-A-Clothing-Line: A Look Ahead [Giant]

Porn Star Beats Up Husband Because the Laundry Was Done Wrong [F-Listed]

5 Cases of Hip-Hop Fans-Turned-Frenemies [About]

Rapper Pete Nice Assists FBI In Stolen Baseball Card Investigation [AHH]

Ghostface Killah’s Top 5 Dead or Alive [SoMS]

Battle of the Nearly Identical Beats: Kelly Clarkson vs. Beyoncé [Vulture]

Sneak Peak of Fox’s New “Glee” TV Show [Gossip On This]

Support The Team. Buy A TSS Shirt [TSS]

Foxy. Freak Something Saturday. That’s What’s Up.

My Most Memorable Gadgets, By Steve Wozniak [Gizmodo]

Teacher Gives Sex Tape To 5th Graders On DVD [CBS 13]

10 Possible Reasons for Palin’s Decision To Step Down From Gov. [Time]

Phil Jackson Will Coach in ‘09-’10 [Slam]

What Have You Done With Your CD Library? [Idolator]

Whatever Happened to Angela Simmons Music Career? [Mr. World Premiere]

Armed Intruder Pummeled By 72-Year-Old Retired Boxer [KTLA]

‘Endless’ Supply Of Music In Jackson’s Vaults [eNews]

Time For NCAA To Ban Facebook? [Coed]

Stussy x Tower Records “30th Anniversary” T-Shirt [Sneaker Maniac]

DJ Hero Taps Grandmaster Flash [Kotaku]

Police Use Taser On Pastor After Traffic Stop [CNN]

New TSS Gear In The Smoke Shop [TSS]

Freak Something Saturday’s Fabienne Howard

How Scott Storch’s Cocaine Addiction Made Him Spend $30 Million In Six Months [MTV]

‘Fela!’ Musical to hit Broadway this fall [Frolab]

New York Lawmaker Calls on CBS to Fire Letterman for Palin Comments [Fox]

Dazed and Confused: The Earl Simmons Story [TRU]

Ras Kass Out Of Jail, Back To Rap [AHH]

Russell Simmons Snatches African French Goddess? [Sound Off]

Johnny Cupcakes ‘TMNT’ Tee [Mash Kulture]

Smartphone Buyers Guide: The Best of the Best [Gizmodo]

The Business of Selling Used MP3s [SF Weekly]

I Gave Her A Lil’ Will CD And A Fuckin’ Poster [Steady Bloggin']

Voting For L Is The Charitable Thing To Do [TSS]

TSS x T-Shirts = Major! [TSS]

“Well, OK, maybe.”

Three months in office and your Commander-In-Chief has begun to curb unemployment in ways you never thought possible. President Obama is now stimulating the economy by creating a job market for impersonators and lookalikes.

This particular fellow has appeared Read the rest of this entry »

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Nike Fall/Winter 2009 Collection Preview [Sneaker News]

Sarah Palin Calls Her Daughter’s Former Fiancé Levi Johnston A Liar Seeking Fame [The Life Files]

Lil Scrappy Join’s Luda’s Disturbing Tha Peace [RGF]

Missing Girl Sandra Cantu Found Dead In Submerged Luggage [CNN]

Labels Bet Flexibility Boosts iTunes Sales [Yahoo]

Wi-Fi-Enabled BlackBerry Storm 2 Coming to Verizon in September? [Gizmodo]

Seven Collaborations That’ll Never Happen [RR]

The Good Old Days Are Back: Twitter Succumbs To A Day Of Glitches [Tech Crunch]

Terrence Howard, Method Man, Cuba Gooding Jr. And NeYo Join George Lucas’ ‘Red Tails’ WWII Film [The Playlist]

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With a mix of my words, loose quotations & Mike’s own words, here’s a brief synopsis for those of you video-impaired by your jobs.

1. Talent & ambition go together.

2. Respects Soulja Boy as a businessman. Good jingle music. Traditional Southern dance songs.

3. Doesn’t like people complaining about good music not being out there. 30 year olds don’t buy rap music. They complain. Read the rest of this entry »

Hehe, the question everybody is wondering has been addressed already, as this article has suggested fields where Palin might find success. Read the rest of this entry »

As the days gets shorter and the weekly amount of posts get longer: the line continues to blur between real life events and the entertainment world. As always the Crew was here to cover it all.

On the political front LC gave us all a view of how people think in the Midwest when the paved roads turn to dirt. Gotty looked Palin right in the eyes and said “Fuck You & Your Glasses” (but mainly your glasses). David D. sent out an open invitation to Aaron McGruder to drop by and give some political commentary. And who would have ever thought that our weekly dose of Keri would introduce the world to a last minute political force. Read the rest of this entry »

A few months ago, I decided I wanted a different pair of glasses. I set aside a few dollars, started paying more attention to what others were wearing & what I saw in magazines, trying to find stylistic tips. I have a nice, boxy pair of Prada’s, some business classy Ferragamo’s. I need a pair of flashy, fashion-forward spectacles. I consider myself to be pretty fashionable & I fully expect each & every article of clothing and accessory that I wear to say something about me before I say a word to you. A pair with pop, color & something that would strike people as they say them.

After a few months, I finally had some free time one Saturday so I took myself into the trendiest little optical shop my style-challenged city has to offer. I marched & proceeded to try on nearly thirty frames, each one with different little nuances. Symbolic crosses on the arms. Tortoise shells. Rimless and half-rims. I spent an hour with one lady handing me glasses & another chick giving the assist with the ever helpful feminine “yay” or “nay,” I decided on a pair. Read the rest of this entry »

Uh…yeah. Obviously someone is interested in going the wrong way while looking goofy in the process. Déjà vu anyone?

With the presidential election on the horizon, it was politics as usual this week at TSS. While “This One” showed how they really run the homefront, “That One” was blessed with his own mixtape! Who’s lookin’ like the future now? Possibly Dela? Read the rest of this entry »

Kids learn this type of bullshit behavior from the adults in their lives. That’s all I’mma say about that. Let’s hope that the elder statesman McCain doesn’t swing below the belt, repeating his antics from the last debate. Read the rest of this entry »

America’s self-proclaimed “number one hockey mom” got an earful from Philly fans @ the Flyers game. They did manage to have mostly cheers by the time she got to center ice. Word is Peedi was there cheering though, hoping for potential presidential pardon if the Republicans manage to win. Read the rest of this entry »

When things get as bad as they were this week — what with the plunging world economy — laughter is indeed the best medicine. SNL been killin’m lately and Thursday’s special was no exception. Read the rest of this entry »

Previously Posted — Iron Mic: Palin Vs. Palin | “Tina Palin” – Saturday Night Live Spoofs Couric Interview

What the candidates were really writing during the VP debate the other night.

We took the liberty of editing Biden’s notes ever so slightly to make them SFW for those of you working the weekend shift. Apparently he’s a kinky old dude but I guess that’s typical of politicians. Read the rest of this entry »