Zoe Saldana Strips Down [GQ]

The 10 Biggest Fails of Katt Williams’ Career [Vibe]

Miami Heat By Heart: Reflections on Family, Faith, and F**king Glen Rice [With Leather] Read the rest of this entry »

The fact the culprit used a poster board instead of spray-paint says a lot. Read the rest of this entry »

Kasey

Chris Brown & Rihanna Hook Up Online [TMZ]

Diplo Claims M.I.A Knows ‘Nothing’ About Politics [Spinner]

ABC Cancels Crappy Shows, Picks Up New Ones [Warming Glow]

Anti-LeBron Billboard Erected in Chicago [THD] Read the rest of this entry »

Ashley Amour

Blake Griffin Unanimous Pick For Rookie of the Year [LAT]

Faces From The Milk Carton: Lark Voorhies [C&D]

Sarah Palin Credits George Bush With Osama bin Laden’s Death [Black Voices]

The Best Tequilas Under $25 [GQ] Read the rest of this entry »

Jazzie Belle

What Your Tattoo Placement Says About You [Gawker]

How Did The Miami Heat Cause A Florida Bar To Lose $85,000? [TUD]

New Ja Rule LP Lands In Stores Day Before Rapper’s Prison Term [AHH]

Is Kanye West Finally Growing Up Or What? [PopEater] Read the rest of this entry »

While Gotty Dougie’d on stage with Yelawolf last night, the Heat/Knicks game left me shaking my head. D-Wade went from extremely hot to unbearably cold with the change of a quarter and LeBron basically struggled all night, aside from a late run and a highlight worthy block on Ronny Turiaf. Meanwhile, Spike and the gang hung around long enough with critical fourth quarter three pointers to secure an impressive 93-88 victory. Still, the most memorable moment of the night came before tip off. Read the rest of this entry »

When word began to spread that Hollywood stylist and reality TV starlet Rachael Zoe might be expecting a baby, men across the country started to stock up on Tylenol™. Thing is, it’s not that we don’t want the pencil-thin shopaholic to procreate, it’s just that we’re not sure if our ailing planet can handle the added abundance of idiocy that would come as a result. Unfortunately, the same can be said for a lot of females making the headlines these days, leading us to wonder; where are all the level-headed ladies at?

While you ponder the unanswerable, here are ten females we hope have protection on deck 24/7.

10. Willow Palin — We’re well aware Sarah Palin’s second youngest daughter isn’t even old enough to be smoking cigarettes, let alone Eskimo pole. However, since sister Bristol pushed one out before graduating high school and is now being cheered on by her family for tearing off guy’s shirts during prime-time TV, we should be crossing our fingers this little Tea Party princess doesn’t take up knocking on wood and turn into another neurotic news story.

9. Kathy Griffin – Considering no one I’ve ever met can even stand the voice of Bravo’s queen of obnoxiousness, I’m surprised Miss Griffin sees the amount of airtime she does. Luckily for all of us, we won’t have to worry about the fire spreading, because this D-Listed ginger says she doesn’t even want kids.

8. Heidi Montag – This Play-Doh face makes bad decisions, surrounds herself with destructive egomaniacs and cries herself out of tough situations. Does that sound like someone who’s fit to raise rugrats to you?

7. Tila Tequila — Apparently, this realiTV temptress will be regurgitating a shot of love a little differently within the coming months. Despite our prayers the news wasn’t true, it seems this always puckered vomit-inducer might actually be having some poor bastard’s baby. It might be a surrogate for someone else. It might even be The Game’s. Either way, everyone involved is hoping she drinks it back into the womb.

6. Snooki – Considering how much of a whore this orange oompa-loompa portrays herself as on The Jersey Shore, I half-way expect a baby to just fly out of her Italian punani every time she does one of those patented dance-floor cartwheels.

5. Kat Stacks – The illustrious Kat Stacks inclusion comes specifically on behalf of her would-be child. Growing up the byproduct of such sleaze would be nearly impossible, especially when your only inheritance consists of STDs and a nameless father. She needs to sew that thing shut, already.

4. Foxy Brown – While it’s bad enough the Ill Na Na can’t arrive at her own gigs and make money preforming the songs that made her famous, it’s the fact Foxy’s deaf that concerns us the most. How will Brooklyn’s Don Diva hear her kid crying when she’s busy popping pain pills and assaulting local service workers?

3. Tyra Banks – Tyra might be bad as hell, but Tyra is also crazy. Can you imagine being her kid, getting bad grades and having that 7-foot-tall banshee screaming at you? Not only that, but her show topics consist of failed marriages and poop, so her motherly-advice isn’t necessarily qualified.

2. Lindsay Lohan – This one’s just a no-brainer. If Lindsay Lowlife had a kid, the media would cause such an uproar, the brain-damaged child would probably be abducted by some poor schmuck who couldn’t take hearing about it anymore. Locked up or tied down, Lindsay would be none the wiser.

1. Oprah Winfrey – Yes. Oprah made the list. It’s not that we don’t like Oprah and how she’s constantly making the world a better place and all. Really, it’s just that we don’t want all that power to be passed on to one person. We want some damn pie, too.

In case you haven’t checked your calendar, it’s time for America’s annual “N-Word” debate. Spearheading it this time is beloved racist Dr. Laura. Last week, she went on a rant where she used the “N-Word” 11 times in five minutes, breaking my old English teacher’s record. Read the rest of this entry »

Mary J. Blige to Play Nina Simone in Movie Biopic [Spinner]

Queen Latifah and Her ‘Personal Trainer’ Now Own a House Together [Gawker]

Awesome Art Made Of Stuff From Your Desk [Street Level]

Guy In Wheelchair Storms Soccer Pitch [With Leather]

Sarah Palin Wannabes Expose Themselves [TMZ] Read the rest of this entry »

I have better odds of winning the Daily 5 on an easy pick than catching a brand new SNL at 11:35 p.m. on a Saturday night. So, it’s too bad I didn’t grip a ticket, because after a long day working on projects around the house, I plopped down on the couch and happened to tune into Tina Fey making another miraculous comeback to her old Saturday night stomping grounds. The current Date Night star seemed right at home, carrying the show with roles as a whorish PGA announcer, a school teacher openly infatuated with Justin Beiber, and another spot-on Sarah Palin impersonation. Read the rest of this entry »

Keiran Montgomery‘s Milk Machines Got Yanked

Sarah Palin Attacked By Deranged Tomato-Throwing Minnesotan [Animal]

Justin Timberlake Regrets Abandoning Janet Jackson [Singersroom]

“Fela” Coming To Big Screen [Showing Out]

Woman Flashes Officer to Avoid Ticket, Gets Arrested [Blippitt]

Man Shot Over Texas-Nebraska Argument [Guyism]

Nike Hyperdunk 2010 [TSG] Read the rest of this entry »

First of all I have to give thanks to Joey for unearthing  this clip from my own backyard.  I also have to give thanks to  Michigan  for laying down to Ohio State once again, which in turn undoubtedly gave him extra motivation to dig this up.

As we all know, Sarah Palin will not go away.  While on the road promoting her latest book she made a stop at a Borders in Columbus, Ohio.  The only thingworse than her still being on the national forefront are the goobers that came out to support her. 

To witness the level of blind faith support for Sarah Palin is borderline scary.  The stupidity caught on tape is astounding.  It’s never a good sign when a group of people are in Ohio State gear and aren’t around The ‘Shoe.  Watching this video I can see why people have contempt for “Buckeye Nation,”  although it’s pretty obvious to see that most of these people don’t visit OSU’s campus after class hours. Shoot, I feel sorry for dude who was trying to interview them.  His IQ had to drop at least 15 points listening to these fools babble on why Palin should run for President.

Top honors go to ‘ol boy in the Steelers jacket because he obviously saw all the Ohio State jackets and thought it was a tailgate.  At least he can blame his idiotic responses to being under the influence of a few tall ones.  So go ahead and laugh at Columbus’ expense.  TC & I will continue to fight the good fight on a daily basis.

Ooo Wee Look At Bree Evans

Jeremy Shockey: LeBron Could Never Play In The NFL [TBL]

6 Inventors Who Got Jack Shit for Changing the Modern World [Cracked]

Ready For Breathalyzer At Football Stadium Gate? [SbB]

Good To Know: Sarah Palin Believes In Racial Profiling, Glenn Beck [Racialicious]

Play Cloths Holiday Delivery [Sole Classics]

Santa Gives Up on America, and Vice Versa [http://gawker.com/5408572/santa-gives-up-on-america-and-vice-versa] Read the rest of this entry »

Sweet Morning Dew, It’s Jasmine In The Morning

Top 10 Black Urban Legends [Urban Daily]

Jodie Sweetin Used To Be Fun [Warming Glow]

Mike Vick Spotted in South Philadelphia CVS Buying Dog Food [Style Points]

Plies Pays Fan to Leave Concert [HHW]

Why Tina Fey Hates Sarah Palin [The Awl] Read the rest of this entry »

The fact that comedian Jon Stewart was recently proclaimed “America’s most trusted newsman” as the result of a Time magazine online poll really speaks to the state of our mainstream media’s coverage of the news. With all ten of the 24-hour news channels scrounging for something to talk about, it has left our country with a massive amount of people talking and only a select few being heard. Unfortunately, the ones being heard are the ones who concoct the most outrageous statements and interpretations of source material for their audience.

The latest way that newscasters and politicians have caught our attention is with their assertion that Obama’s healthcare reform contained a page that promoted the idea of “death panels,” where a group of government officials will arrive at your house to decide whether or not you are fit to carry on breathing at a certain age. Read the rest of this entry »