There are times when certain levels of brilliance cannot be explained in mere words. For those times, we shall periodically implement a brilliant set of ratings. Read the rest of this entry »

“I got a dog (a cat) a mouse (a rat), A fly (he won’t die) and a little gnat.”

My little grasshopper friend Chan-Lo gave me homework to do a few days ago. I can’t remember how the question was phrased but essentially the task was to name five songs I consider to be perfect. Read the rest of this entry »

With Amyna Around, Who Needs Pillows?

Erin Andrews Will Spill All To Oprah [TSB]

Next ‘Halloween’ To Be In 3-D [EW]

The Stripper Commandments [Please Don't Stare]

Draft Math Lessons With Michael Crabtree [Open Sports]

Kurt Cobain Returns From Dead For Guitar Hero 5 [Hypebot]

Culture Shoq Gets Deep with DJ Mick Boogie [Culture Shoq]

How One Journalist Killed Facebook [Gawker]

3 Secrets That Aren’t Worth Telling [TFGC]

Fashion Police Fail: What’s So Terrible About Michelle Obama’s Shorts? [Black Voices]

36 (Mostly Excellent) Songs To Soundtrack Your Suicide [A.V. Club]

Run DMC Gets Their Own Block [All That's Fab]

Tim James: From College Hoops Star to Iraq [TBL]

Greek Pole Vaulting, Sponsored By Sir Mix-A-Lot [Sports Poop]

DJ Unk Gives Up Weed, Liquor After Heart Attack [AHH]

Ninth Grader Dropped Off By Helicopter On First Day Of High School Panics School Officials [Epic Carnvial]

Bella Is A Bonafied Thick Thursday Selection

Van Hunt Takes The Emergency Exit After Blue Note’s Blowjob [Creative Loafing]

Time Heals All Wounds: Cuban, Martin Are Cool Now [The Big Lead]

I Hate When Men Cry Too Much [Fly Guy Chronicles]

How To Dress Like Your Favorite “Do the Right Thing” Characters [Complex]

Q-Tip’s ‘Kamaal The Abstract’ Will Finally See A Release [TRU]

Nick Cannon: Mariah Carey’s Not Dissing Eminem In ‘Obsessed’ [MTV]

Obsessed LeBron James Fan Gets Tattoo and Mouthguard [The Hoop Doctors]

MJ Started It: Celebrity Crotch Grab Imitators [Yep Yep]

Artist Gets Money to Study Women’s Asses [Our Kitchen Sink]

Some of the Best of the Dirtiest from Facebook [Uncoached]

The Walkman Turns 30 [Time]

Jam Master Jay Memorialized on Tiny Green Sign [Sound Of The City]

Turning Sunday Church into Saturday Night Soul Train [Afrojacks]

AJ Retro 1 High School Days Pack [Kilos & Grams]

Nice week to be considered old school I guess. First PE gets crowned #1 by VH-1 and now the Kings from Queens stand a good chance @ making it into the Rock Hall Of Fame. Read the rest of this entry »

Stumbled across this joint & gave it a listen just because. And you know what? Read the rest of this entry »