12.29 The Cooler

12.29.10 Written by Gotty™

Ms. Andrea Rincon

Teyana Taylor Nude Photos A Hoax? [AOL]

Ron Artest Announces Winner of His Championship Ring [BV Sports]

IRS Goes After Trick Daddy Over Back $150K In Taxes [TUD]

Film Drunk’s Comments Of The Year [Film Drunk]

2010: The Year in Celebrity Sideboob [Coed]

Elliptigo: Worlds First Outside Elliptical Bike [Babble]

Adam Sandler Did Not Die in a Snowboarding Accident [Gather]

Talib Kweli Says Alleged Altercation With Wife Is A Lie [Ms. D]

Boi-1da Talks New Drake Album, Soulja Boy’s Album Sales [Vibe]

Hawkeyes RB Busted For Ganja [With Leather]

Rating the NBA Court Designs [Extra Mustard]

The Best Supercuts And Mashups Of 2010 [Uproxx]

How Many of the Ten Highest-Grossing Movies of 2010 Did You See? [Gawker]

Pickin’ Burgers: Five Guys [Complex]

Should Netflix Worry About K-Mart’s New Service? [Fool]

Top 10 Manny Pacquiao Knockouts [Fatlace]

A Coffee Cozy That Doubles As A Wallet [F-Listed]

How Amazon Saved The Kindle [SVI]

The Unkut Guide To Marcberg Food References [Unkut]

Five Essential Purchases for Surviving the Coming Zombie Apocalypse [TSJ]

Willow Might Remake Father’s ‘Parents Just Don’t Understand’ [Billboard]

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10.19 The Cooler

10.19.10 Written by Gotty™

Masika Kalysha

Vatican Says Homer Simpson Is A ‘True Catholic’ [Gawker]

Fear Of A Black Planet: Black Presidents in Film and Television [Pajiba]

Ron Artest Taking a Jab at LeBron? [Hoop Doctors]

‘Jackass 3D’ Stars on Girlfriend Pranks, Disgusting Stunts and Shots To The Groin [Moviefone] Read the rest of this entry »

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Ron Artest Is Giving Away His Championship Ring

09.13.10 Written by Raj

I think I may have underestimated the genius that is Ron Artest. Whether we know it or not, it would seem that he has a master plan for everything. For him, the championship was a means of securing his re-entry into Hip-Hop and opportunity to promote his shrink. Now for next act, he plans on raising money to benefit mental institutions by hocking his championship ring without having ever putting it on. Read the rest of this entry »

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DJ Skee x Fashawn – Grizzly City 3

08.29.10 Written by TC

DJ Skee continues his Alpha rapper mixtape onslaught that started with Freddie Gibbs and continued with Game and…Game. Now it’s Fashawn’s turn to bat and he’s ready for another hit, uh-uh-uh—Barry Bonds. Read the rest of this entry »

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7.27 The Cooler

07.27.10 Written by Gotty™

Cris Jorick

Ron Artest Has Finally Found His True Calling: Dodgeball! [With Leather]

Miley Cyrus Rock In Rio Redux: Too Sexy or Just Too Bad? [Egotastic]

Mickey Factz Talks Debut Album & Nicki Minaj Being Better Than Dudes [Vibe] Read the rest of this entry »

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Ron Ron Takes On Chelsea Lately

06.24.10 Written by Gotty™

As I was finishing pecking on the keyboard last night, the wife alerted me that two of my favorite people were about to be on TV together: Ron Artest & Chelsea Handler. Truthfully, the interview was only so-so…but I spent the majority of it marveling @ Ron Ron’s outfit Read the rest of this entry »

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The Week That Was: The “We Can’t Be Stopped” Edition

06.19.10 Written by J. Tinsley

– We’re almost sure Pac would have had the blog world and Twitter on lock had he been here to celebrate his 39th birthday.

– If Drake does, in fact, go gold, we can all thank Crooks & Castles.

– We made The Source! David D. represented.

– We gave our seal of approval to Big K.R.I.T. And everyone pretty much agreed. Read the rest of this entry »

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Somebody Give Ron Artest A Reality Show

06.18.10 Written by David D.

The greatest thing to come out of the NBA Playoffs this year has been Ron Artest in front of a live mic. He made Craig Sager rep for Queensbridge Projects then thanked his psychiatrist after game 7. But all of that was just the appetizer for the entree – a meal that, I imagine, includes turkey necks and Grape drink – that was the awkwardness of the entire Artest squad bombarding Hannah Storm for the post-game interview. VH1, you love painting Black people in the most positive light possible. I implore you to pitch a Ron Artest reality show. We need it. Read the rest of this entry »

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2010 NBA Playoff Finals Preview: Los Angeles Lakers Vs. Boston Celtics

06.03.10 Written by TSSCrew

Just in case you’ve spent the last 50 years of your life taking stool samples of rhesus monkeys in the forests of Thailand and have missed the Celtics-Lakers rivalry in its entirety, here’s a brief recap. The 1960s Celtics made the Lakers into their personal Washington Generals, beating them six times in the Finals in less than a decade. In the 80s, Magic and Kareem finally exacted revenge against Larry Legend and company as the two titans of the NBA traded titles while simultaneously raising the league to newfound heights of popularity. The Lakers continued to reign supreme in the NBA throughout the last few decades while Boston entered what can only be known as the Dark Ages of the franchise. The rivalry was thought to be dead.

That is, until two years ago, when a few shrewd trades from both front offices returned both teams to their rightful places in the NBA hierarchy: battling for supremacy on the respective sport’s biggest stage. This time it was the Celtics that prevailed, embarrassing the Lakers and their golden boy Kobe Bryant with a 39-point blowout victory in a clinching Game 6. Undeterred, the Lakers bounced back to snag their own title in 2009, while Kevin Garnett’s knee injury prevented Boston from defending their crown.

The teams took different roads to get back to the mountain top in 2010. L.A. rode home court advantage and a vintage Kobe hot streak, while Boston rediscovered their defensive dominance and late-game execution after a shoddy regular season. Ultimately none of it matters as it’s time for both the rubber match of the last three years and the 12th installment of this classic showdown. Lakers. Celtics. Kobe. KG. The Truth. The Zen Master. Fake boobies for Laker Fans. Big Baby’s boobies for the Irish. If you can’t get excited about this, you need to seriously consider a cocaine addiction. To get you ready for tonight’s Game 1 tip-off, the TSS NBA Crew breaks down the matchups and makes their predictions on who will be laughing last. Read the rest of this entry »

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“Say Queensbridge.”

05.28.10 Written by Gotty™

The Lakers-Suns game from last night made great sports entertainment. Mounting leads, amazing comebacks. Kobe’s continued efficiency, Nash’s gritty resiliency. Jason Richardson and Ron Artest, swapping roles from goat to hero, hero to goat in a matter of four seconds playing time. Read the rest of this entry »

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The Art Of (Athletic) Storytelling

04.07.10 Written by J. Tinsley

When it comes to sports, those who document them are almost as important as the athletes themselves. For those who are still not in the know, ESPN is the architect behind one of the greatest documentary campaigns ever. Their “30 For 30” series has already produced classics centering around subjects like Len Bias, The University of Miami, the Knicks/Pacers rivalry and even one on the way about the Los Angeles Raiders – narrated by Ice Cube.

But “the worldwide leader in sports” can’t possibly do a documentary on every thought-provoking story that’s happened over the years. Below are seven stories I wouldn’t mind being brought to TV. Pardon the lack of diversity. Read the rest of this entry »

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The Week That Was: The Twenty Ten Edition

01.03.10 Written by Gotty™

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With the holidaze and such, the week went by @ a semi-confusing pace. For me, Thursday through Saturday all felt like lazy Saturdays. Nevertheless, we the wheels of the internuts kept on turning and we kept churning out A-1 material.

– Of course we ended the year with a bang, courtesy of Word leaving the basement for The Cooler Retrospective and a massive eruption of Shots to ring in the year.

Jay dropped another vid to fuel the internet conspiracy theorists.

Tins talked Common, formerly known as Sense.

Vivica talked (and cried) Curtis.

Lupe & YN talked @ each other.

– Joe “Tall Can,” Gibbs, Naledge & Fabby Davis talked “Trunk Rattle.”

Ray Allen talked masturbation on Twitter.

Teddy Riley talked with his Rock Band guitar upside the head of his daughter.

eskay talked Nokia’s.

Ron Artest & Reks talked about drinking “Henny At Halftime“…in the form of song.

– And, Skillz talked 2009 with his annual “Wrap Up.”

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Ron Artest Makes Drinking Hennessy At Work A Song For All To Enjoy

12.28.09 Written by Gotty™

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At the time of the picture, Ron was potentially hungover.

Ron-Ron literally has to have the gonads of an elephant. Either that or he’s simply wired to function completely differently than the average human being. Society’s norms? Out the window? Constraints of public image and worrying about a job? Bish please. Otherwise, how else can you explain him waggin’ his Mutumbo finger in the face of Stern and the league by making this nice diddy with true emcee Reks, a track that capitalizes off Ron’s ability to get drunk @ the gig and still perform? Read the rest of this entry »

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Ol’ Dirty Ron Artest

12.02.09 Written by Gotty™

It all makes more sense now. Last week, I was going to overlook the above footage of Ron Artest on Kimmel in his skibbies. Figured “Nah, he’s just a fool.” Skipped the story about him and his half-sister pulling a welfare scam in Indianapolis, only adding it to the Cooler because “Nah, you can’t really believe that man had a hand in helping his sister pull the scam. I mean, they prolly don’t even have the same mom or go to the same family reunions so she really ain’t his real sister. Can’t count that against him. No sir.” Read the rest of this entry »

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11.27 The Cooler

11.27.09 Written by Gotty™

tiffany

Tiffany, Peekabo!

‘Leaked’ 9/11 Text Msgs Capture Chaos [CNN]

The Bears Are Finally Looking For A New Coach [NQTC]

adidas Originals Five Two 3 ‘Plant Pack’ [Street Level]

How to Fix Your Relatives’ Terrible Computer [Lifehacker]

Jesus Christ, Another Shrek? [Film Drunk] Read the rest of this entry »

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