Pusha T – “What Dreams Are Made Of”

10.24.11 Written by Gotty™

Pusha T calls upon the voice of Ric Flair for an unlikely pairing but accurate depiction of “What Dreams Are Made Of.” Of course, we fully support any rap tracks that include references to Ric Flair, especially when a “whoo” is tossed in for good measure. Read the rest of this entry »

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David D.’s 25 Favorite Wrestling Matches Of All Time

09.22.11 Written by David D.


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There are a few things I learned about myself and my wrestling fandom after compiling this list:

– Shawn Michaels is the greatest in-ring performer I’ve ever seen. Read the rest of this entry »

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And Now, The Saddest 10 Minutes Of Wrestling You’ll Ever See

09.17.11 Written by David D.

176.

That’s the combined age of the three men in the ring for the main event of Impact Wrestling’s latest broadcast. Sting and Ric Flair used to have the greatest rivalry in all of wrestling…and they’ve also essentially had the same match on repeat for the last 25 years. Read the rest of this entry »

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Mic Check: The 10 Best Sh*t Talkers In Wrestling History

10.21.10 Written by David D.

What separates the classier, more elegant art form known as professional wrestling from barbaric “sports” like MMA fighting or football is the focus on awesome promos. Wrestlers become distinguishable based as much on their ability to come up with catchy phrases and engage the crowd. Read the rest of this entry »

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11.23 The Cooler

11.23.09 Written by Gotty™

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Omni Omar Is Pretty In Purple

Is ‘Precious’ the Next ‘Monster’s Ball’? [Pop Matters]

5 Musicians Who Should Find Something Else To Sing About [Cracked]

Let’s See Gucci Outsell This Dude [Compact Diss]

Who’s Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie’s Failure Now? [Gawker]

Are Those Back Boobs? [Don Chavez] Read the rest of this entry »

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“I Reek Of Being The Man…”

11.02.09 Written by David D.

Brett Farve did it. Jordan did it. Hell, even Jesus is supposed to do it. So doesn’t it make sense that Jesus’ older brother and idol, Ric Flair, is coming out of retirement too? Read the rest of this entry »

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“The Darkest Day In The History Of Hulkamania”…

09.17.09 Written by Beware

After my top dog bombarded me with trivial unnecessities from the Untold History of the WWE for 15 minutes straight over the phone, I figured I had to check out what he dubbed “the best magazine ever.” One ‘rillo later, I was elongating my raspy dialogue like Randy Savage in agreement. Not only did this Encyclopedia Hitanica of Wrestling bring back great memories, it enlightened me to a few missed moments from periods I was too young to remember. Read the rest of this entry »

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I Might Wear Subcon For A Year Straight

09.03.09 Written by David D.

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This is like a cinnamon-glazed sammich.

A comic book store strip club.

Halle Berry with a Jordan fetish.

The best of both worlds (no Kells).

The good people at Subconscious Threads decided to bestow upon me the glory of combining some of my favorite WWE stars from the 80’s and emblazoning them on some fly shirts. Read the rest of this entry »

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7.22 The Cooler

07.22.09 Written by Gotty™

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Meet Ms. Wet, Jessica Arlette.

In the Wrestling Ring with Ric Flair, Where ‘Evil is the Natural Climate’ [Pop Matters]

Ben Roethlisberger Sued For Sexual Assault [The Big Lead]

K-Fed and Girlfriend Plan Chaotic 2.0 [E! Online]

John Calipari Is Officially The Best Dad Ever! [SbS]

Pot-Growing ‘Potter’ Actor Gets Community Service [AP]

5 Worst NBA Free Agent Signings of All-time [Hoop Doctors]

If NFL Players Were Characters From Pulp Fiction [Fan-Sided]

Why Do Bad Dates Happen to Good People? [NWSO]

Man Bursts Into Flames After Taser Shock [CNN]

Coach Drexler? [Slam]

MLB Was Not A Fan Of Obama’s Sox Jacket [With Leather]

Hugh Hefner’s Long List Of Girlfriends [Yep Yep]

Research Says It’s Okay To Pull And Pray [Don Chavez]

Olympic Pole Dancing: Campaign Launched to Make ‘Verticle Pole’ An Official Sport [Trend Hunter]

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Sometimes, The Fruit Does Fall Far From the Tree

04.28.09 Written by David D.

Gandhi’s kids don’t go on killing sprees.

Dr. King’s grandchildren don’t become Bloods.

And Ric Flair’s son does not get caught with heroin in his car.

Yeah, Ric was once arrested for trying to Figure-Four someone on the road. His daughter Ashley got slapped with the bracelets for assaulting a cop. But heroin, fool?

Young Richard, you have lost the right to bear the surname Flair. You are hereby Read the rest of this entry »

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“HBD To Naitch!” – 5 Reasons Ric Flair Is The Greatest Human To Walk The Face Of The Earth

02.25.09 Written by David D.

It’s a great day in America. Obama gave a monumental speech last night in front of Congress while New Orleans streets were flooded with beads and parade floats. And there can only be one reason for the hoopla:

You guessed it folks, it’s the Nature Boy Ric Flair’s 60th Birthday.

While we usually reserve the birthday shoutouts and Stevie song for Crew members, we’re going to make an exception and salute an American Icon that gets mentioned so much on this site that he might as well be honorary Crew.

To celebrate, here are five reasons Ric Flair is the greatest human being to walk the face of the earth.

5. The Flair Flop — Naitch has been Flair floppin’ for nearly 30 years and it never ceases to be hilarious. The premise is simple: man punches flair in the corner and Ric takes about three steps in no particular direction then falls flat on his face. Priceless. Read the rest of this entry »

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“Daddy’s Dearest”

09.09.08 Written by TSSCrew

Words By David D.

Anyone who knows me (or has seen my gravatar) knows that my life’s goal is to one day obtain a fraction of the awesomeness Ric Flair holds in his right pinky. Even though Flair retired about eight months ago after a great match at WrestleMania, his legend only continues to grow in my eyes.

This past Friday, cops were called to a parking lot in Chapel Hill when Ric Flair got into a fight with his daughter’s boyfriend, who is roughly forty years his junior. That’s not the best part, though. Read the rest of this entry »

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“Wrasslin’”

06.16.08 Written by TSSCrew

Words By David D.

When I was checking out the comments on the Wale post from last week, I noticed folks were seemingly out of nowhere sounding off on some nostalgic wrestling moments and characters. As the resident “wrasslin’” fanatic (still watch RAW every single Monday), I decided to help you guys scratch that wrestling itch with a few great DVDs that’ll bring back some great memories.

The Ultimate Ric Flair DVD and Ric Flair and the Four Horsemen

Ric Flair is simply the greatest wrestler to ever walk inside the ring. He hops on the mic and gives absolutely laugh out loud interviews and puts on amazing matches. His Four Horsemen clique was as badass as it gets. The Four Horsemen DVD is a wonderful documentary that explains the group dynamic and what made these guys great. The Ric Flair DVD is moreso a collection of great matches with video of Flair’s promos hyping the events. The Flair DVD features hour long (!!!) matches against Barry Windham and Ricky Steamboat. The gem for anyone feeling nostalgic is the 1992 Royal Rumble in which Flair entered 3rd and lasted an hour to win. The match features the greatest collection of wrestlers in one ring ever: Flair, Shawn Michaels, Hulk Hogan, Roddy Piper, Macho Man, Mr. Perfect etc. Each entrant will bring back a new childhood memory.

Shawn Michaels: Heartbreak and Triumph

If Flair is the best wrestler ever, Michaels is widely regarded as right behind him. This DVD is actually an inspirational documentary for wrestling and non-wrestling fans alike as it outlines a performer who fought with personal demons and drug use, while handling the pressure of being the go-to guy for WWE when all the stars left for more money. After a four year absence due to a broken back, Michaels found God, kicked the drugs and returned to the ring. Probably the only wrestling documentary you can watch with the wifey. Read the rest of this entry »

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