Universal Records Disgraces King Of Pop

01.29.10 Written by Beware

Imagine if every time you were cruising your whip, getting down to a jam, the record label of said song sent you a subpoena saying you didn’t have the rights to sing-along. The word “appalled” comes to mind, or maybe even “dumbfounded.” Either way, that’s exactly what’s happening to Michael Jackson, or to his estate rather. Read the rest of this entry »

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They Make This Too Easy…

12.16.09 Written by MZ

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Never in my life did I imagine that MTV could make me laugh more than The Office.

I understand everyone is entitled to their opinion. It’s what allows me to stand up on the soapbox and express my thoughts.  But I also realize that whenever I put my thoughts to the keyboard, they are fair game for whoever to scrutinize and pick apart at their discretion. So they can call So Far Gone the best mixtape of the year (& one of the best of all time), I tipped my hat to them and thought “they finally got something right.”  It’s still debatable, but not out of the question.  Besides, we like to debate around here.

Then they had to put out the rest of the best mixtape list.  But they didn’t just pull out the soap box to give their decree, they sat all 300 pounds of their corporate influence in the dunk tank and picked some unassuming 5-year-old from the crowd to throw the ball at the target.  We all know what happens next…

“It’s all in the game, yo” © Omar

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12.5 The Cooler

12.05.09 Written by Gotty™

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Keani Cochelle x Hotcakes For Breakfast

Nike Sportswear x UNDFTD X Livestrong Tee [Daily Drop]

Memorable Sports Scandals [Yep Yep]

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Models Power Ranking [Gunaxin]

Modern Uses For the Cannabis Plant [HMJ]

MC Hammer Gets Equity In Cash4Gold [AHH]

R. Kelly Goes In On Trey Songz [Miss Jia] Read the rest of this entry »

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Team Edward vs. Team Pedophile

12.01.09 Written by David D.

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Dear Womenfolk,

A few years ago, I was on your side. Once upon a time, our generation’s babymaking voice was caught peeing on a 16 year-old girl…allegedly. When the video came out, I stood right next to you in shock and horror and what Kells had done. I vowed to never buy another album from the man nor make sweet, passionate sexy time while an R. Kelly album guided my thrusts. I spoke about my disgust while he took advantage of a poor, teenage girl without a mind of her own. Read the rest of this entry »

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“Religious…”

10.11.09 Written by Gotty™

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R. Kelly cares not what you may think of him; sex still sells & he’s still peddling it.

He cares not that Nas already did the Untitled thing. Come November 10th, he’s releasing his own Untitled album.

Robert cares not that today is Sunday. He has a new song out titled “Religious” and…it has nothing to do with Sunday School, tithing or Creflo Dollar. Read the rest of this entry »

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R. Kelly Feat. T-Pain & Keyshia Cole – “Number One (Remix)”

09.29.09 Written by Beware

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Despite my reluctance to like Kels as of late, I’ve silently dug, “Number 1,” his joint with Ker Bear. Now, though, he’s made Beyonce’s best friend his number two chick, bumped up Keisha Cole and has T-Payin’ The Bills on the official remix, so…I’ll enjoy it even more. Especially when Major Pain cleverly keeps up with the Billboard theme and drops jewels like, “...I’ma put my BMI all over your ASCAP.Read the rest of this entry »

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9.29 The Cooler

09.29.09 Written by Gotty™

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Sabado Gigante’s Julie

Ebony, JET For Sale? [Singersroom]

Sony Releasing New PSP That Doesn’t Play PSP Game Discs [Consumerist]

Workin’ Out Fine: Interview With Mayer Hawthorne [URB] Read the rest of this entry »

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“Gotta Slow It Dooown…”

09.04.09 Written by Beware

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So, I finally caught wind of Twista’s Category F5.

Considering this go round was closer to the classic Adrenaline Rush than Adrenaline Rush 2007 ever was, I’d say our 3.5 Cig rating was warranted. Simply put, it’s a well-rounded mix of the two styles Twista’s consistently flourished from throughout his six studio releases Read the rest of this entry »

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“Talk To Me”- Review of Twista’s Category F5

07.21.09 Written by David D.

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A category F5 twister is impossible to predict. Though many storms can hit a landscape promising damaging winds, they rarely come through with the anticipated ferocity. After a few storms in Twista’s catalogue that produced little more than a few forgettable showers, the Chi-town spitter is back and unleashing his patented double-time flow the likes of which we haven’t heard since since his breakout LP Kamikaze for his latest tempest of an album Category F5. Read the rest of this entry »

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Trey Songz – “D.O.A. Kellz”

06.09.09 Written by Gotty™

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Rhythm & Blues shots fired! If I ever meet this young aggin, I’ll buy him a double-shot of Jack for doing this one.

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Download — Trey Songz – “D.O.A. Kellz”

Snagged from Y2K

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Jack Splash Feat. R.Kelly & T-Pain – “Ringtone”

05.31.09 Written by Gotty™

As a Jack Splash fan, I’ll overlook Kells presence on this jam. I feel like riding in a hot air balloon when I listen to this musical, its kaleidoscope of sounds — guitars, drum licks, syths, varying tempos — giving off a vibe that says “Go. Live. Life.” It may sound Read the rest of this entry »

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Drake – “Best I Ever Had” (R. Kelly Remix)

05.20.09 Written by Gotty™

…and after listening, I feel a need to scour my soul with Holy Water. Thankfully, tomorrow is Ascension Day.

Sorry Kells but…dunno fam. You’re over there in Neverland Ranch territory Read the rest of this entry »

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“It’s Kells And OJ”

04.27.09 Written by TSSCrew

When I heard that in the intro of R.Kelly’s new track, a flashback of last night’s Family Guy popped in my head.

“We now return to Lady and The Tramp…..and Michael Vick”

Of course it wasn’t The Juice, but it was Da Juiceman. At this point, I’m not sure Read the rest of this entry »

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“Castaway…”

01.23.09 Written by Beware

Akooon and Keeeels. Toooo bad it suuuucks.

These two are certified hit-makers, legends if you will, and this is the best they can come up with? Even though he says we can, I won’t blame the Konman. Only Robert.

He used to drop positive singles, tracks Read the rest of this entry »

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For Reference Only…

01.08.09 Written by Beware

The great Aftermath push of 2009 is in full swing, as another track has leaked from the camp. There was the 50 and Eminem/Dre/50 joint. Now apparently, a little Detox is order. Read the rest of this entry »

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