All Of The Musicians You Were Conceived To Reunite For Hilarity

09.09.11 Written by David D.

You know how I know I’m getting old? My wife teaches a student named “Jodeci.” The last time we saw Jodeci, K-Ci was riding his bodyguard’s back. Read the rest of this entry »

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Morehouse Bans Cross-Dressing

10.18.09 Written by David D.

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Looks like Kanye’s current mental break won’t include a semester at Morehouse. The private, all-male HBCU has put a ban on its students wearing women’s clothing including high heels, make-up and purses. Read the rest of this entry »

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Shoulda Killed ‘Em When We Had A Chance….

05.30.09 Written by Contra™

Yep, these midgety Negroes again…This one in particular.

Now, we no longer have the element of surprise on our side.

See, Contra™ has younger sisters, nieces and other female younglings that are somehow or other kin. When they finally came across the petition to have Pretty Ricky (and all involved parties) wiped off the face of this planet violently, they cussed me to Hell’s fiery pits 50 times over claiming I was “over reacting”. They were not aware that that was for their own good, and really the ultimate good of the world. Until this randomness happened.

Preface: NSFW does not suffice for this particular video. This one is not safe to view in public. Even if viewed in private it will require Read the rest of this entry »

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Why Pretty Ricky Should Be Executed

01.16.09 Written by Contra™

Let the record show that I tried.

I tried not to say anything about those Pretty Ricky boys, or their affiliates, but there is a line, and they have crossed it. I would hereby like to submit an official request that the accused members of Pretty Ricky, be apprehended and executed by electric chair.

I’m just going to go ahead and hit the pause button now, and hold it down. It’s hard to address these kids without coming off a little Kanye West.

Exhibit A: the group itself. Read the rest of this entry »

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