Who cares about President Obama’s birth certificate? Aside from the fact one piece of paper could silence Donald Trump for a few weeks, nobody actually gave it enough thought aside from the whackos. No, the most invigorating news today comes from College Humor, who use a sketch to confirm the ladies have an affinity for filth, too. Read the rest of this entry »

Megan Wollover

The Breakfast Club Porn Parody [Film Drunk]

The Best World Cup Player, According To Science [io9]

Spurned Belichick Superfan Blows A Gasket [Deadspin]

Google Has A Patent That Could Make The Internet Perfect [Complex] Read the rest of this entry »

Going Toe To Toe With Kessia

Just What The World Needed, A Big Mac Burrito [The Consumerist]

Advertising the Lego way [Epic Carnival]

Lady Gaga Continues To Be Everywhere And Do Everything [The Life Files]

The Takers Poster Is The Worst Poster Ever Made [Videogum]

Jay-Z, Will Smith Back $11 Mil “Fela” Play [AHH]

Rhapsody: Stream 8 Million Songs to Your iPhone [Mashable]

Does Michael Jordan Have Any Friends? [Deadspin]

Cormega: The Unkut Interview [Unkut]

Prison Break Via Cardboard Box [Recall]

10 Funniest Moments In Muppet Show History [Super Tremendous]

Porn Industry Wants to Sell You Sexy Movies Through Your Xbox or PS3 [Gizmodo]

Home Run! CNN/ORC Poll: 14-Point Jump In Health-Care Reform Support Among Viewers [Crooks & Liars]

Pretty Young Maile Leiana, TGIF’ing!

5 Ways To Improve The All-Star Game [The Bachelor Guy]

Death Of Crocs [Pop Matters]

Twitter’s Financial Forecast Shows First Revenue In Q3, 1 Billion Users In 2013 [Tech Crunch]

Assessing The New School [Giant]

Games Industry Suffers From Recession, Finally [Technologizer]

The Desperate Times Before Internet Porn [Gizmodo]

Is Soulja Boy A Homosexual? [Gyant Unplugged]

Man Killed In Madonna Stage Collapse [EW]

The Top 10 Candies to Get You Drunk [Asylum]

Serena & Venus Williams At The Espy Awards [Concrete Loop]

Beyonce Hearts 2,500 Detroit Fans With Free Tickets [Singers Room]

Who Is Rap’s King of Comedy? Part 1 [Unkut]

iPhone Beer Pong App Making $7,000 A Month From Ads [Business Insider]

Morgan Daniele, Your Thick Thursday

Cheerleader Coach Carlie Christine Fired For Doing Playboy [Gunaxin]

6 Year Old Gets Porn Infested PSP From Walmart [The Koalition]

Ego Trip: Notable Rap Albums That Were Never Released [THMK]

Cosby Kid Rudy In New Reality Show [Yahoo]

Nike Air Force 1 Low White/Maize [SN]

Playboy + Pharrell [Press Play]

Karmaloop TV: KiD CuDi [KLTV]

Cliff Robinson Has A Lot Of Bass Guitars & ATVs [Sports By Brooks]

How to Easily Compare iTunes and Amazon MP3 Prices [The Daily Swarm]

Scott Storch Arrested For Grand Theft Auto In Miami [MTV]

Eva Kurkova For Freak Something Saturday

10 Ways For Michael Vick To Kill Time On House Arrest [InGameNow]

Mortuary Attendant ‘Had Sex With More Than 100 Corpses’ [Daily Mail]

Model Sues Chris Rock, Alleging He Raped Her [Daily News]

Porn In The USA: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers [New Scientist]

Topless Coffee Shop Opens in Maine [The Daily Fork]

Man, 28, Dies After ‘Guzzling’ Viagra During 12-Hour Romp [Fox]

Chris Brown & Rihanna Are Reportedly Back Together [RTNY]

Obama to Seek New Assault Weapons Ban [ABC]

New Ads Emphasize Russell Simmons’ Clothing Line Is Not Urban [WH]

Twitter Is Such A Waste Of Life [Ozone]

Twitter.com/TSS_Crew

Nalita

Professional Drug Smuggling Tips [Coed]

Men Really Do Get Bikini-Brain, Study Shows [CNN]

Ravi Coltrane: The Son Also Rises [Pop Matters]

Police Investigate Who Leaked Photo Of Battered Rihanna [CNN]

Jay Smooth & John Legend Respond to The New York Post’s Controversial Chimpanzee Cartoon [HHIR]

Russell Simmons’ American Classics for Walmart: Cheap Is Chic [Black Voices]

Mascot Fail [AA]

Playstation & NES Nintendo Controller Soap [CtotheJL]

A Flowchart That Describes 90% of All Porno Movies [Holy Taco]

Why We Should Be Worried About Future Prices Of Concert Tickets [GU]

Twitter.com/TSS_Crew

Monique Minor

‘Notorious’ Screenwriter Tapped To Adapt Run DMC Biography For The Screen [The Daily Swarm]

Lover’s Lane: Kimora + Djimon [C&D]

M.I.A. Goes to War [The Daily Beast]

This Is Better Than Watching MMA [Don Chavez]

Kanye Hackers Strike Again!!! [We Do It Right]

A Bad Day For Music On Wall Street [Hypebot]

Jadakiss Makes It Rain & Calls Out Broke Bloggers [Str8NYC]

Porn For People Who Aren’t Fucking [Flawless Hustle]

Understanding Why So Many Black Bloggers on That Ignorant Ish [Dream & Hustle]

Respect Our Fresh!

BE CAUSE HE SAID SO.

No need to thank us ‘Ye. Just helping dead the false rumors. But let this be a “the boy who cried wolf” set of lessons for you. If you had saved your “ALL CAPS,” Read the rest of this entry »

The Still On The Run Eatin pic didn’t phase me like it did others. You get paid, you live well & eat well…you’ll eventually gain weight.

But when someone (who will remain anonymous…because how many folks do you know that have Bangbros locked into their Google Reader smh) sent me this shit, tears welled up lol.

Peep the Al Bundy hand placement & the eye of the tiger in this next pic. Read the rest of this entry »