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“Did Snoop Dogg (born Calvin Cordozar Broadus) endorse GOP candidate Ron Paul for president? Read the rest of this entry »

Election time means one important thing: crazy ass campaign videos. Here I’ve been lamenting over the loss of Herman Cain and all those ideas “swirrrrlin’” around his head while forgetting that the Republican Hydra has more visionaries ready to take his place. Read the rest of this entry »

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Obama makes a speech about inequality in education. White guy responds with long-winded essay on how he would be able to succeed if he were Black because of his ability to pull himself up by his loafer-straps. Here’s a snippet: Read the rest of this entry »

Rick Perry has large shoes to fill. Tasked with replacing Herman “Big Daddy” Cain as the face of the Republican Party, the Texas governor comes out firing on all cylinders with “Strong,” a 30-second TV spot that sees him lamenting over the tragic state of America: “there’s something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military, but our kids can’t openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school.” Read the rest of this entry »

In an interview with KLIF radio in Dallas on Friday, Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann shared that she still wasn’t pleased with NBC’s response to the “Lying Ass Bitch” controversy. The GOP candidate did receive a written apology from a higher-up at NBC – the senior vice president for special programs to be exact – but apparently the atonement wasn’t sufficient in Bachmann’s eyes. Read the rest of this entry »

If a Tyler Perry movie ran for President, it would look like Herman Cain. I’m no political strategist, but I do know that Herman Cain is a blubbering idiot. But for how much backlash and criticism he’s gotten, I must say that I’m inspired by Cain a little more than I am by President Obama. See, Obama inspired me to think I, as a Black man, can do many things. However, Cain has inspired me to believe that I, as a man with substandard IQ and questionable life choices, can become a millionaire that can one day run for president. Read the rest of this entry »

Face it, Obama pussyfooted on health care and the debt ceiling. But you can bet your sweet ass Herman Cain wouldn’t back down in the face of an unreasonable House. I mean, the guy had the cojones to (ALLEGEDLY) grab a white woman’s head and pull it to his bulge while saying, “you want a job, don’t you?” Read the rest of this entry »

Somewhere in Bill O’Reilly’s diary there’s a passage that looks something like “Democrats > rap artists (but just by a hair).” Until today, I had never heard Bill praise or even say anything that could be misconstrued as being vaguely positive about a Dem, much less President Barack Obama. But, I guess he’ll go to any and all lengths possible to discredit the outspoken Lupester, even if it means commending the President. Read the rest of this entry »

The satirical aspect of the joke seems to be lost on Americans these days. Especially among politicians. The GOP have made it their life’s mission out of handpicking candidates of the malapropos variety, even the entertainment they book manages to disrupt their functions. Read the rest of this entry »

“… With At Least Three More To Go.”

A day late, but never a dollar short. I’m not sure how your respective states’ elections went, but Tuesday marked 365 days since America decided to place some pigment in that big ass mansion on 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Or, if we want to look at it from a different perspective, yesterday marked a year since America avoided making Sarah Palin one of the most powerful people in the world. If nothing else, commend yourself, the voting public of America. Read the rest of this entry »

It’s simple. You do as Louis Caldera, Obama’s director of the White House Military Office, did. Read the rest of this entry »

Not really. But that’s Larry Summers, economic adviser to BHO, knocked out as the leader talks to credit card company executives this past Thursday. And you thought you kicked it hard then suffered the next day in school/at work.

Larry Summers Falls Asleep While Obama Talks [Washington Times]

When John McCain tried to subvert the Obama camp’s momentum by picking a female running mate, a few people huffed about the gimmickry involved in the decision. Obviously, choosing Palin was a fatal flaw in the long term.

The Republican Party apparently hasn’t learned from this mistake. In case you were like a good bit of the rest of the country and decided to ignore the Grand Ol’ Party, you missed the fact that they picked an African-American Chairman. Read the rest of this entry »

Imagine putting “professional Lego-er, trick!” on your resume. Click to enlarge the pic.

Lego Obama Presidential Inauguration Brings Hope to Bricks Too [Gizmodo]

With the inauguration still lingering, it would be foolish of us post-whores not to take advantage of it. If you want to see the pic in full justice, click to enlarge to the full-sized version.

Props to Glacactus for snapping it.