Forever Green: Paul Pierce Passes Larry Bird On Celtics’ All-Time Scoring List

02.08.12 Written by TC


Photo: Paul Pierce

NBA legends are still being molded but the ones that gutted it out with one team — through the thick and thin times — has all but become a hardwood fable. No sooner than the recent accomplishment of Kobe Bryant’s (one of those rare sole squad lifer) surpassing of Shaq, the soon-to-be-retired jersey of #34 illuminated the Garden as it has done for 13 consecutive seasons. Read the rest of this entry »

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NBA Lockout Report: Paul Pierce, The High Stakes Poker Player

07.11.11 Written by AJ

As Andrew Bynum tries his hand at becoming Mike Tyson XL, Paul Pierce is keeping himself busy during the NBA lockout by playing cards. Read the rest of this entry »

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PoV: Nike Basketball “Epic” x LeBron 8 P.S.

05.05.11 Written by Gotty™


As I was leaving the house on Tuesday, the FedEx guy stopped by the house, dropping off a slender but colossus-sized rectangular box. Inside it was the a colossal set of Nike Basketball promo materials geared towards the NBA’s postseason push and the “EPIC performances that build heroes and cast legacies,” depicting Pierce, Durant, LeBron & Kobe doing battle in their respective sneaker models. Referring back to the earlier post on packaging’s importance, the mammoth booklet’s impressive – coming concealed in its own, equally large sleeve – Read the rest of this entry »

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2010 NBA Playoff Finals Preview: Los Angeles Lakers Vs. Boston Celtics

06.03.10 Written by TSSCrew

Just in case you’ve spent the last 50 years of your life taking stool samples of rhesus monkeys in the forests of Thailand and have missed the Celtics-Lakers rivalry in its entirety, here’s a brief recap. The 1960s Celtics made the Lakers into their personal Washington Generals, beating them six times in the Finals in less than a decade. In the 80s, Magic and Kareem finally exacted revenge against Larry Legend and company as the two titans of the NBA traded titles while simultaneously raising the league to newfound heights of popularity. The Lakers continued to reign supreme in the NBA throughout the last few decades while Boston entered what can only be known as the Dark Ages of the franchise. The rivalry was thought to be dead.

That is, until two years ago, when a few shrewd trades from both front offices returned both teams to their rightful places in the NBA hierarchy: battling for supremacy on the respective sport’s biggest stage. This time it was the Celtics that prevailed, embarrassing the Lakers and their golden boy Kobe Bryant with a 39-point blowout victory in a clinching Game 6. Undeterred, the Lakers bounced back to snag their own title in 2009, while Kevin Garnett’s knee injury prevented Boston from defending their crown.

The teams took different roads to get back to the mountain top in 2010. L.A. rode home court advantage and a vintage Kobe hot streak, while Boston rediscovered their defensive dominance and late-game execution after a shoddy regular season. Ultimately none of it matters as it’s time for both the rubber match of the last three years and the 12th installment of this classic showdown. Lakers. Celtics. Kobe. KG. The Truth. The Zen Master. Fake boobies for Laker Fans. Big Baby’s boobies for the Irish. If you can’t get excited about this, you need to seriously consider a cocaine addiction. To get you ready for tonight’s Game 1 tip-off, the TSS NBA Crew breaks down the matchups and makes their predictions on who will be laughing last. Read the rest of this entry »

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TSS 2010 NBA Playoff Preview: Eastern Conference Playoffs – Orlando Magic Vs. Boston Celtics

05.16.10 Written by MZ

Welcome Boston, we’ve been waiting on you. As your reward for knocking off the top seed, you’ve been tasked with taking on a well rested Orlando team that’s gone through the playoffs so far looking like gangbusters. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to hand the Magic their first playoff loss. Four times.

With the King’s coronation put off for another year, we the fans, are in for a treat with the past two Eastern Conference Finals representatives vying for another trip back for the ultimate prize. In one corner, you’ve got a veteran group who’s championship window is rapidly closing. While in the other, you’ve a team looking to finish what it started last year, finally having the experience to go along with the talent they relied on this year. Regardless of who’s standing once the series comes to a close, the real winner is us the fans, who’ll be treated to watching two teams at full strength & playing at the top of their games at the right time of the season. Read the rest of this entry »

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Paul Pierce, Meet Mo Williams

05.02.10 Written by Gotty™

Finding a good picture of this happening seems impossible. Maybe the photogs were sleeping, just like everyone else, when the Cavs’ Mo Williams decided to rise to the rim and on Paul Pierce. At this point, I’m not even sure which is worse — Paul Pierce’s decision-making…or Mike Brown’s post-game reaction. I guess I’ll pardon Mike, as this may have been Williams’ first known slam as a Cav. Pierce, what’s your excuse? Read the rest of this entry »

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TSS 2010 NBA Playoff Preview: Eastern Conference Semi-Finals – Boston Celtics Vs. Cleveland Cavaliers

05.01.10 Written by TSSCrew

Before we get things started, let’s take a look back at a few things we’ve learned from the first round.

The NBA is both a players & coaches league: Since the NBA is star driven, we’ve been conditioned to think that coaches don’t matter.  As seen in the Denver/Utah series, coaches matter a lot under the right circumstances.  The absence of George Karl hurt the Nuggets immensely, who looked downright clueless with Adrian Dantley manning the ship.  While the Jazz looked unstoppable running the system that Jerry Sloan’s had in place since the days of Methuselah.  From a talent standpoint, both teams were pretty even matched.  Deron Williams had his showing out party, but the difference were the men who drew the X’s & O’s.

Injuries can hurt & help a team: Injuries were the talk of the league leading up to the playoffs, as vital players suffered both minor & major injuries as the season winded down.  But going back to Utah, the loss of Mehmet Okur played a pivotal part in their win as well.   It freed up more time for the likes of Paul Milsap, C.J. Miles & Wesley Matthews.  What they lost in Okur’s shooting was more than made up in better defensive match-ups and a balanced scoring attack.

You’ve got to be able to win on the road: Regardless of whether the Hawks win game seven or not, any team that is a bad on the road as they are will always be pretenders.

Never count out those veteran laden teams: Both Boston & San Antonio had up and down seasons with rosters built (& only care about) what happens once the 82 game season is over.  Be it pacing their selves, finally recovering from injuries or increased Geritol doses, both teams were able to turn it on once the playoffs started. So until the teams are dissembled, you can never count them out.

Cleveland Cavaliers Vs. Boston Celtics

There’s a bout going down on Saturday and we’re not talking about Mayweather vs. Mosley. With Lebron James’ elbow hurt, look for him to go to the rack early and often in this series. The old timers should give Cleveland a scare as the Cavs have a propensity to be too reliant on Lebron. Boston’s attack is simply more balanced with more dependable scorers and a defense, like Cleveland’s, that can put the clamps on down the stretch. For Boston to be the first team to four wins, “the big three” have to play like it every single game.

Ray has to knock down shots, Pierce has to prove why he is one of the more clutch players in the league and Garnett has to do more than yell and attempt to scare people. Which is a stretch at this point, on top of the fact that the C’s bench is too weak, thanks to the dud acquisitions of Sheed, Marquis Daniels and Nate Robinson. For Cleveland, it’s simple – just provide enough help for LeBron so he can take over the last four minutes of the game.

J. TinsleyCavs in 6 Patrick M. | S. Cadet | Jason H.Cavs in 7

MZCeltics in 7

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An Open Letter To David Stern

04.26.10 Written by Patrick M.

Mr. Commissioner,

I know you’re as excited for the NBA offseason as anyone. Typically July and August are dead zones for the NBA as the sports world is focused on baseball, the NFL preseason and whatever US Weekly style floater ESPN can drum up about A-Rod or Tiger Woods. Not this year though. Nope, we’re in for two months of LeBron getting his attention-whore on as he makes every franchise genuflect before him in hopes of wooing him to their franchise. With D-Wade, Bosh, Amare and all the other marquee free agents up for grabs as well, the league’s going year round. Read the rest of this entry »

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Talk About An Insult To Injury, D-Wade

04.24.10 Written by TC

Seriously.

You bust your hump to continuously carry your team which should have been renamed “Lukewarm” long ago and in a matter of a seconds, it all goes down the drain. This time you pour in 34 points to go along with eight assists all the while you knew your body was going into overdrive. Read the rest of this entry »

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You Let Paul Pierce Do WHAT To You?!?

11.28.09 Written by TC

Paul Pierce is a bona fide baller no doubt. But there’s been plenty of times when he appeared to have the hangtime of an ostrich. Well, ladies and gents, yesterday wasn’t one of those times. It’s one thing to be posterized by a notorious dunker like a LeBron or Kobe, but you’ll never hear the end of it when you let a pure shooter dig his calf-high socks into your abdomen. Read the rest of this entry »

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TSS NBA Preview 2009: Eastern Conference

10.27.09 Written by TSSCrew

The NBA Season is still young and TSS is keeping the ball in play. We hit you off with the West, now it’s time to bicker about the Eastern Conference Standings. The East is has a top heavy talent pool but it’s full of compelling storylines that’ll keep you tuned in. The Celtics are back, healthy and ready for another run at the chip. Meanwhile LBJ is still climbing for the mountain top while Orlando knows what it takes to get there. But screw all that serious stuff. Gilbert Arenas is back ladies and gentlemen. Who knows what kind of off the wall antics he’s capable of pulling this year? Hold that thought and check out our picks. Read the rest of this entry »

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TSS NBA Playoffs Review: The Conference Finals

06.01.09 Written by MZ

And then there were two. Kobe vs. LeBron Dwight.  The Lakers vs. The Magic for the Larry O’Brien trophy.  Both teams won in convincing fashion to seal the deal.  You’d be hard pressed to find too many people who had this matchup a few weeks ago.  Shoot… Pat only had the Cavs not making it after consulting with Vivica, Ms. Cleo & Dionne Warwick about his beloved Celtics.  On the bright side David Stern & Phil Knight won’t have to hear conspiracy theories on the Read the rest of this entry »

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TSS NBA Playoffs Review: The Conference Semifinals

05.19.09 Written by MZ

David Stern has to be happy after the Conference Semifinals.  Two game 7′s and two Conference Finals match-ups with big names: Lebron Vs. Dwight and Kobe Vs. Carmelo.  So before we look ahead, we’ll take one more look back over the Conference Semifinals real quick.  S. Cadet came back like gangbusters this round,  picking all 4 series correctly.  Everyone else finished close behind with 3 correct picks.  Leaving the standings the same as last time (correct team – 1 point. correct length – 1/2 point):

Patrick M. – 13 points

MZ – 11 points

S. Cadet – 11 points

Jesse H. – 9 1/2 points

Cleveland Cavaliers in 4

S. Cadet – Cavs in 6 | Jesse H. – Cavs in 6 | Patrick M. – Cavs in 6 | MZ – Cavs in 5 Read the rest of this entry »

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Video: Your Game NBA Playoff Game 7 Recap

05.18.09 Written by Gotty™

Previously Posted — Lakers Vs. Rockets & Celtics Vs. Magic, Game 7

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