Full Court Press: The Potential Trio Of Tracy McGrady, Grant Hill & Tim Duncan

12.07.11 Written by J. Tinsley

Don’t let what happened last summer in South Beach or what could potentially occur in Los Angeles or New York fool you. “Super teams” are nothing new in a league that has predicated itself on the selling value of its superstars for decades. Just looking at teams since the year 2000, here’s how the major squads (with three perennial All Stars) have assembled. Read the rest of this entry »

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Bill Me Later: 6 NBA Teams In Payroll Pinches

06.16.11 Written by S.Cadet


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The recent success of the Mavericks proves it pays to be competitive in the NBA. The latest NBA champs currently have the second highest payroll in the league at roughly $90 million. Granted, plenty of the franchise’s contracts subside on July 1, but they’ll still have to re-sign important members like Tyson Chandler and J.J. Barea to potentially build their trophy case.

Talks of the new collective bargaining agreement and it’s proposed “adjusted” salary cap will put the clamps on spending and player movement for more than a few teams. Plenty of franchises are looking like Lane Bryant chicks in skinny jeans already so imagine how a hard cap would complicate things. There’s little doubt franchises league-wide will feel the pinch. Speculated lockout talks won’t alleviate their spending dilemmas. More importantly, the move towards stricter payrolls will greatly exacerbate issues for the following organizations.

Leave it to Carlos Boozer to ruin everything…even fun group photos.

1. Chicago Bulls — Carlos Boozer’s contributions for a $70+ million deal really stifles the changes Chicago needs to make towards improving. The Madhouse on Madison looks like they’ll see a lot of Boozer over the years so it’s in their best interest to train him into being a better low post scorer and defender. Luol Deng’s also up there at $11 million and about $39 million owed through 2013-14. Deng’s been a consistent second option so he doesn’t necessitate an exit. Chicago’s a touch over the cap under the current CBA but they’ll be in a bind if it considerably lowers.

The Bulls would be much better off with a reliable starting 2 guard and a consistent bench scorer. Free agents such as swing man Jason Richardson and noteworthy backups in Jamal Crawford or J.J. Barea can help fill those holes. They’ll expectantly look for nice paydays considering their track records. Too bad Boozer’s check goes a long way in impeding free agent additions for the Windy City.


2. Portland Trail Blazers — Take a look at their yearly salaries and you’ll see why they might’ve encouraged Brandon Roy to hang it up. His five year, $82 million agreement on top of his absent meniscus will have him as Blazer property for years to come. Roy can still play but not at the premier level of years past. Aldridge’s deal also eats up considerable cap room but he’s finally budding as one of the Association’s best big men. Wesley Matthews, Roy’s starting replacement, has some big shoes to fill but he’s coming around at about $6 Mill a year through 2015. Gerald Wallace adds an interesting dynamic to Portland’s starting lineup as an all purpose defender with some offensive prowess. Fans can only hope he gets more accustomed in his role at about $10 Million a year until 2013. Andre Miller knows his way around Portland’s offense but I doubt they’ll re-sign the 12 year vet for more money next season. He’ll be 36 by then and Patty Mills could break in the starting line up in the same time frame. Marcus Camby faces a similar fate considering he’s even older and his defensive presence in the paint declined.

The Blazers talent pool reassures fans they can work with what they have: especially considering how the NBA’s in a transitional phase. Roy’s deal puts them in arrested development since he lamentably lost more than a step. The money could be better spent building a more balanced bench but them’s the breaks. Also Portland, as a concerned NBA fan, please don’t consider re-signing Greg Oden.


3. Atlanta Hawks — The birds down South are in a somewhat similar rut. Joe Johnson’s whale of a contract should feed his family for generations to come. The difference lies in Joe’s superior health and perennial All-Star status. Keeping Jamal Crawford will be huge when free agency starts and thank goodness Al Horford’s satisfied at $11-12 million a year until 2016. Larry Drew may have finally found his point guard for the future in Jeff Teague so his maturation will be vital towards their success down the line.

Atlanta already has big intentions for Teague and, if he improves, will likely give him a pay raise from his rookie contract. Their assortment of role players has to progress somehow if they look to make a deep playoff push. Atlanta surprised a few heads despite their usual second round exit via Johnson’s inspired play, Teague’s unexpected output and their front line’s concerted effort on Dwight Howard in the quarterfinals. Cultivating the squad, unfortunately, will be a high wire act considering Joe’s due nearly $100 million over the next five years.


“Memories, don’t live like people do!!” © Mos Def

4. Orlando Magic — Orlando’s got some hefty books through 2012-13 with only three expiring contracts this summer: Jason Richardson, Jason Williams and Malik Allen. Gilbert’s a mere shadow of his former self even though he’ll make over $62 million by 2014. Otis Smith can only hope Agent Zero can find his way back to All-Star form. Hibachi, in reality, would be more effective in finding his way in their offensive schemes somehow.

Meanwhile, Hedo’s due about $33 million in the same time frame and also looks like he’s past his best days. Best believe Turkey’s Glue won’t opt out of his contract wherever he ends up. All this money spent on a squad with little chemistry means Dwight Howard has enough reasons to skip town. Let’s hope Superman’s next hometown will have good pizza and karaoke bars for the sake of Turkey’s Glue. Their deals compliment each other in a big trade since Dwight said he’ll explore free agency next summer. Orlando might as well find a fair deal involving those players unless the team manages to gel and get a decent backup center on the cheap.


5. Miami Heat — I tried to ignore these fools since they soak up so much media space nowadays. Too bad their financial situation begs discussion in terms of assessing their conceivable future. Three max contracts soak up nearly 60% of the roster’s salaries. Solid role players, at the same time, can’t come sooner to South Beach. They’ll likely have to come at the price of seeing Bosh, Wade or NorBel go unless Riley exchanges one star for another. The Water Heaters don’t have much leeway in trading pieces other than the trio. Besides, as seen in the Finals, their lacking supporting cast and inconsistent interior defense demands attention if they aim to win a title. Their team makeup won’t get it done as it stands and, in all likelihood, no teams are looking at Miami’s bench to contemplate a come-up. Ergo, one of musketeers has to go if they still can’t get over the hump season after season.

Popular consensus says Bosh has to pack his bags. Then again I’m not sold on many teams clamoring forf his skill set. This leaves Wade and James up for discussion. I’d personally ship James out if he doesn’t improve in a few years since Wade’s a better crunch time player. They play good two man basketball but their duties are redundant as long as James sports a wayward J and doesn’t develop a post/turnaround game. And I bet Tins got his glasses fogged up after reading that sentence.


6. Los Angeles Lakers — The Lakers’s starting line up has boatloads of talent. It’s also extremely top heavy in terms of payouts since it constitutes the majority of LA’s league leading $91 Million payroll.LA also has to endure Andrew Bynum’s seemingly yearly health problems with $31 Million owed through 2013 and their bench is still in shambles. A combination of Pau Gasol, Bynum and/or Lamar Odom are likely suspects when it comes to potential exports for you know who. The issues also lie in money tied up in Kobe owed upwards of $82 Million in the next three years and extra millions barely mid-level players like Luke Walton and Steve Blake.

A revamped front line and a deeper second string will go a long way for Kobe’s kids. The ball is in Mitch Kupchak’s court should he want to destroy and rebuild. LA, in honesty, may have had the wrong mentality and can do right with what they have. They’re also not getting any younger and will become predictable without incremental changes. Some new faces could remedy things quickly and get Los Angeles back in title contention. However, and this isn’t even a fiscal problem, I’m curious to see if Mike Brown will get along with some of the ball club’s bigger egos.

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Dwight Howard’s Not Happy With Orlando Magic, Will Test Free Agency

06.14.11 Written by J. Tinsley

This just appears like a situation that isn’t going to end on a positive note. Now that the NBA season is officially over, the wacky, fun-filled, TMZ-dominated personality of the league will begin to show its face all over again. Dwight Howard is single-handedly doing his part to keep the terror alert in Orlando near code-red with his impending free agency looming over the city Walt Disney and Mickey Mouse built. Read the rest of this entry »

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2011 NBA Playoffs: 10 Things To Watch

04.16.11 Written by TSSCrew


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The NBA’s regular season is a grueling campaign. Yet, come mid-April, bottom-feeders and ne’er do wells are sent home early while the league’s best vie for the Larry O’Brien trophy. Of course, some squads will serve as fodder for the ensuing rounds. However this years match ups and trends warrant meaningful discussion. Read the rest of this entry »

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StayDwight.com Is Up And Running

04.14.11 Written by J. Tinsley

Stop me when this sounds familiar. The Orlando Magic draft an amazingly gifted center first overall. He develops over the years to live up to his potential adopting the nickname “Superman.” That center leads the Magic to the NBA Finals. Then, at the first opportunity, said center bolts out west to transform into a pop culture icon. The previous four sentences obviously define the career path of Shaquille O’Neal and possibly Dwight Howard. The perennial All Star and part-time coroner has already gone on record saying debating his future long before his contract expires in the summer of 2012 has grown tiring.

With fans of teams who have a superstar with an expired contract, paranoia is at an all time high. Hence the reason one Magic fan has taken matters into his own hands to make sure history does not repeat itself.

Ryan Totka, a celebrity booking agent, said he witnessed 10 years of bad NBA basketball after Shaquille O’Neal bolted from the Magic to the Lakers. He couldn’t stomach another big guy potentially leaving Orlando.

“The whole point is to show that Orlando is behind him,” Totka said. “Bringing a new arena, bringing players around him, I think that’s where Cleveland failed. There’s only so much one person can carry.”

He added, “Ultimately, it’s not just the sports thing and fan thing. It’s more of an economy thing. It just shows how one person can affect an entire economy. [Orlando Sentential]

Fans of the team and Howard are also allowed submit messages and videos on StayDwight.com with hopes that the big man will see them and feel compelled to stay. The entire campaign is admirable and understandable. No team wants their star player to bolt for presumably greener pastures, but as we saw last summer, there’s really no amount of begging, pleading or creativity that will make that player stay outside of his own desire. If Cleveland recreated “We Are The World” for LeBron and he ditched them on live TV, Orlando better have something legendary to give this crusade the steroid shot it needs – like everyone in the city getting the number “12″ tatted on their chest as a sign of solidarity. If you’re going to go all out, go all the way out.

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Jrue Holiday Could Use A Vacation

04.12.11 Written by S.Cadet

Either that or Dwight Howard is just a big bully.

I’ll usually drop qualifying statements about Jrue at this juncture of the post before I get to the point. This time’s obviously different. “Wrong place, wrong time” is an understatement on this play even though he “tried” to stop the oop. All I can say is he’s a braver soul than me. Read the rest of this entry »

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Sunday Afternoon Hoops: Magic Vs. Suns

03.14.11 Written by J. Tinsley

This Sunday, a day ritually reserved for football, belonged to basketball. The TV scheduled proved such.

1. The two powerhouses of the ACC, Duke and North Carolina, ran into each other again. This time with the conference title on the line. Again.

2. The revealing of the brackets and the subsequent arguments about teams who were snubbed. Read the rest of this entry »

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White Collar Crime: J.J. Redick Vs. Kirk Hinrich

02.17.11 Written by Gotty™

The way most harbor either extreme hate or love for Duke does not apply to me. I hate Kansas, always have & always will. But credit due to former Jayhawk Hinrich as he broke down J.J. Redick something awful in last night’s game, so much so that Redick’s Magic teammates felt compelled to laugh & mock him afterwards. Read the rest of this entry »

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Sunday Afternoon Hoops Recap: Heat Vs. Celtics & Lakers Vs. Magic

02.14.11 Written by J. Tinsley

Here we are folks. The first full Sunday sans football. Here’s to your and yours holding up and August getting here quicker than a Charlie Sheen high. I say August because I refuse to believe the owners and players will leave potentially billions of dollars sitting on a table because they cannot come to an agreement on how rich they’ll be for the next few seasons. Thankfully for myself and others, the NBA is here (and March Madness is looming) to remedy my football woes. Read the rest of this entry »

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Sunday Afternoon Hoops: Magic Vs. Celtics

02.07.11 Written by J. Tinsley

For as important as yesterday was to the NFL, Sunday NBA basketball takes me back to my youth nearly as much. It had it all: the NBA on NBC, the flawless trailers which left the feeling each game was literally life or death and, of course, Bob Costas with the play by play. Now I’m an adult with the league as exciting as it has been in years, Sunday basketball still gets me going. Read the rest of this entry »

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The Oklahoma City Thunder And Their Haunted Hotel

01.17.11 Written by J. Tinsley

Ask any person in or who follows the NBA closely and they’ll tell you the Oklahoma City Thunder crowd is one of the loudest in the league and at times can act like a sixth man on the court. Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook notwithstanding, the team is built top to bottom with young and athletic talent. Yet, those factors may not be the only reason opposing teams have such a difficult time leaving OKC with a win. Read the rest of this entry »

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Gilbert’s Buzzer Beater Bounces

12.29.10 Written by MZ

With his reinvigorated play as of late, Gilbert looks like he dipped in Ponce de León’s pool shortly after landing in Orlando. Conjuring up a little bit of magic on Monday at the end of the third second quarter versus the Nets, Arenas hit a 3/4 length buzzer beater that was all for naught because the shot clock is considered out of bounds. Read the rest of this entry »

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TrueHoop: How The Heat, Magic, Knicks, & Thunder Won On Christmas Day

12.27.10 Written by MZ

Christmas day basketball was the only thing that kept me sane as I finished out my workday on Saturday. Thankfully I was out the door during the second quarter of the Heat-Lakers game. I caught most of the Celtics-Magic game & that shot by J.J. Reddick was clutch. I just didn’t realize how clutch it was until I caught this stat provided by the cracker jack video team over at TrueHoop:
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Turkoglu Needs To Invest In Some Jordan’s

12.22.10 Written by TC


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Hedo Turkoglu may be this generation’s Toni Kukoc. He’s quiet and usually deadly from behind the arc while still adhering to the traditional definiton of the role player. And…they’re both lanky European power forwards who couldn’t leap over a can of spinach. Read the rest of this entry »

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Gilbert Arenas Travels Lightly

12.20.10 Written by MZ

The Orlando Magic were in the unfavorable situation of suffering a losing streak while two of their main rivals in Boston & Miami are in the midst of ripping off double digit win streaks of their own. Feeling the need to make a move to remain competitive, the Magic engineered a three-team deal with the Phoenix Suns & Washington Wizards. Read the rest of this entry »

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