Nicky Price

Oprah Winfrey Says She and Gayle King are Not Lesbian Lovers [GOT]

Christina Aguilera Naked Pictures Leak Online? [Amy Grindhouse]

Did Nas’ “Nastradamus” Predictions Come True? [Complex]

Aretha Franklin Diagnosed With Pancreatic Cancer [TUD] Read the rest of this entry »

Katherine Monsalve

Oprah.Com 12 Days Of Christmas Giveaway Kicks Off [National Ledger]

A History of Lil’ Kim & Nicki Minaj’s Beef [Complex]

10 Reasons Dr. Dre Is Finally Ready to Drop Detox [RapFix]

10 Not-Black Men, Black Women Love [The Urban Daily]

Leslie Nielsen’s Awesome Contributions To Sports Comedy [With Leather] Read the rest of this entry »

Oprah Winfrey’s set to begin calling the shots on January 1st, but she’s already decided her network will have no b*tches allowed, at least not in language.

According to the New York Post, Oprah appeared at Maria Shriver’s Women’s Conference in California, telling attendees that OWN will be “fun and entertaining without tearing people down and calling them bitches.” Read the rest of this entry »

When word began to spread that Hollywood stylist and reality TV starlet Rachael Zoe might be expecting a baby, men across the country started to stock up on Tylenol™. Thing is, it’s not that we don’t want the pencil-thin shopaholic to procreate, it’s just that we’re not sure if our ailing planet can handle the added abundance of idiocy that would come as a result. Unfortunately, the same can be said for a lot of females making the headlines these days, leading us to wonder; where are all the level-headed ladies at?

While you ponder the unanswerable, here are ten females we hope have protection on deck 24/7.

10. Willow Palin — We’re well aware Sarah Palin’s second youngest daughter isn’t even old enough to be smoking cigarettes, let alone Eskimo pole. However, since sister Bristol pushed one out before graduating high school and is now being cheered on by her family for tearing off guy’s shirts during prime-time TV, we should be crossing our fingers this little Tea Party princess doesn’t take up knocking on wood and turn into another neurotic news story.

9. Kathy Griffin – Considering no one I’ve ever met can even stand the voice of Bravo’s queen of obnoxiousness, I’m surprised Miss Griffin sees the amount of airtime she does. Luckily for all of us, we won’t have to worry about the fire spreading, because this D-Listed ginger says she doesn’t even want kids.

8. Heidi Montag – This Play-Doh face makes bad decisions, surrounds herself with destructive egomaniacs and cries herself out of tough situations. Does that sound like someone who’s fit to raise rugrats to you?

7. Tila Tequila — Apparently, this realiTV temptress will be regurgitating a shot of love a little differently within the coming months. Despite our prayers the news wasn’t true, it seems this always puckered vomit-inducer might actually be having some poor bastard’s baby. It might be a surrogate for someone else. It might even be The Game’s. Either way, everyone involved is hoping she drinks it back into the womb.

6. Snooki – Considering how much of a whore this orange oompa-loompa portrays herself as on The Jersey Shore, I half-way expect a baby to just fly out of her Italian punani every time she does one of those patented dance-floor cartwheels.

5. Kat Stacks – The illustrious Kat Stacks inclusion comes specifically on behalf of her would-be child. Growing up the byproduct of such sleaze would be nearly impossible, especially when your only inheritance consists of STDs and a nameless father. She needs to sew that thing shut, already.

4. Foxy Brown – While it’s bad enough the Ill Na Na can’t arrive at her own gigs and make money preforming the songs that made her famous, it’s the fact Foxy’s deaf that concerns us the most. How will Brooklyn’s Don Diva hear her kid crying when she’s busy popping pain pills and assaulting local service workers?

3. Tyra Banks – Tyra might be bad as hell, but Tyra is also crazy. Can you imagine being her kid, getting bad grades and having that 7-foot-tall banshee screaming at you? Not only that, but her show topics consist of failed marriages and poop, so her motherly-advice isn’t necessarily qualified.

2. Lindsay Lohan – This one’s just a no-brainer. If Lindsay Lowlife had a kid, the media would cause such an uproar, the brain-damaged child would probably be abducted by some poor schmuck who couldn’t take hearing about it anymore. Locked up or tied down, Lindsay would be none the wiser.

1. Oprah Winfrey – Yes. Oprah made the list. It’s not that we don’t like Oprah and how she’s constantly making the world a better place and all. Really, it’s just that we don’t want all that power to be passed on to one person. We want some damn pie, too.

Tammy Torres

Cassie Shows Off Her “Babycakes” On Miami Beach [TUD]

Bruno Mars Faces 4 Years In Prison [GOT]

Should Women Stay Out Of Locker Rooms? [With Leather]

Young Berg Admits to Having His Chain Snatched Again [The BVX] Read the rest of this entry »

Breezy Jae

Oprah’s Final Season Ratings Are Down [FilmDrunk]

How to Tell If Your Girlfriend Is A Barsexual [OSK]

The 50 Hottest Latinas [Complex]

SC Senate President Dresses Up As Soldier With Slaves [The BVX] Read the rest of this entry »

Azaylia Sen

Lady Gaga Explains Why She’s Been Wearing Meat [PopEater]

The 10 Most Stylish Fictional Gangsters of All Time [TSJ]

High School Coach Ran A Prostitution Ring [With Leather]

6 Rappers Who Wouldn’t Have Careers If 2Pac Was Alive [The BVX]

The 10 Highest Paid Actors In Hollywood [Film Drunk] Read the rest of this entry »

Last night, lots of rich people partied @ a glitzy fashion show called the Met Gala. That’s irrelevant to most because we were probably unaware, comfortably @ home bidding on eGay. The bigger question lies in the young Black fellow seen with the mic and the lady standing near him. We knew Jay had officially made it when he was schmoozing it up with Oprah (yeah, that grants you way more power than having the President call you). Does this mean Pharrell is made as well? Katy Perry looks drunk & hot, doesn’t she? If I caught her or Oprah drunk & slippin’, they’d both leave that party impregnated © Tracy Morgan.

And yes, Lucifer was there but let’s digress from him for the moment. I’ve been looking @ these pics and the rest of the pics for part of the day and I’ve yet to find one specific person in the crowd. Read the rest of this entry »

Apple Somoza

People Really Hate Oprah [Warming Glow]

Yes Virginia, There Is Black Male Privilege [Racialicious]

10 Gifs That Will Make Your Day [College Humor]

Cop Vs. Cop: Paralyzing Punch Brings Felony Charges [Gothamist]

“Keep Pot Illegal!” Say Humboldt County Dope Farmers [Boing Boing] Read the rest of this entry »

“Precious” star Gabby Sidibe had quite a week for herself, making an Oscar appearance and being lauded by Oprah. In a short matter of time, Howard Stern was doing his best to swipe the wind beneath her wings. Stern went all in by saying her time in Hollywood was limited, referring to her as “the most enormous, fat black chick” he’s ever seen and going so far as to say she was “too fat” to have a career (feel free to listen here). All-around ouch. Read the rest of this entry »

The motorboatable Marie Blanchard

Five Things We Learned From The Miss Universe Sex Tapes [Gunaxin]

If Wonder Woman Comics Were More Honest [Cracked]

15 Creative Anti-Smoking Ads [Uncoached]

Salute Your Shorts: The Golden Age of Television [Paste]

Sony Wants To Take On iTunes [Hypebot]

Wesley Snipes Appeals 3 Tax Convictions In Georgia [AP] Read the rest of this entry »

Lil Miss Sammy x Sunday

Why Gay Marriage, Getting High And Going To Cuba Will Soon Be Legal [Slate]

BeBe Winans’ Ex-Wife Disappointed With Oprah’s Double Standard [Black Voices]

Girls Gone TOO Wild: Halloween Edition [Coed]

12 Ways To Know If You Bought Good Weed or Bad Weed [Hail Mary Jane]

Natural Hangover Cures [Made Man] Read the rest of this entry »

Jay’s going to have to conjure some monumental stunt to top this when his next album drops. He’s going to have to get Barack to guest MC on a single with Michele and Bey on the hook or something, because this is monumental. Watch his sales skyrocket. He’s going platinum before Monday, mark my words. Read the rest of this entry »

Modelogic x Mmm Mmm

Google This: 5 Reasons to Switch to Bing [Mashable]

Mariah Joins Oprah’s Music Club [Idolator]

Cash Money Lawsuit Against DJ Drama Thrown Out [MTV]

Video: Five Ways President Obama Changed My Life [Notes From A Different Kitchen]

Daddy Day Care Busted for “Blow as Babysistter” Trick [Gawker]

Accidental Landlords: Unable to Sell, More Rent Out Their Homes [Time]

Adventures in Creative Sentencing: No Jail for No Sports [TSB]

5 Rappers Who Abandoned Twitter [Broken Cool]

I was originally going to lead with the actual video, but I wanted to share that picture. In that picture is a lot of money, power & influence. Take a minute & scratch & sniff that joint; I bet your screen smells like money. Read the rest of this entry »