In some vague metropolis in the US, they better be watching out for the time traveler on Friday. The potentially butt-naked time traveler, mind you.

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Cleaning out our spam filter can be a full-time job in itself (word to you select few who’ve been coerced by Lulu to visit C E L E B M I N G L E to finally meet your soulmate). But when thee Reverend Tex B. Acon approved of my four month old post dedicated to a few Wendy’s™ 99¢ value menu rappers, flat out hilarity ensued.

Ladies & Gents, allow me to introduce to you…

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I like to tattoo the important things on my body. Very meaningful phrases & inspirational song titles. Biblical verses. Numbers & dates. But never would I tat on my body the name of the third chick who broke me off with some punani.

That’s the equivalent of what we’re talking here, as Wayne has managed to etch an ESPN tat into his skin. Read the rest of this entry »

Somebody cue that Backwudz, stat! First Lady Michelle O., as she’s already been dubbed by the media, will be receiving a wax statue in her honor. Primetime milking going on baby. Read the rest of this entry »

Lily Assumes The Position

This is pretty much old news by e-standards but it only goes to further my newfound affinity for Lily. Nevertheless, it confirms something I knew about Lily. Ask D.Sinclair™, I can spot the sexual perverseness of a chick pretty well. And when we first posted a pic of Lily when she deuted with Lonnie Lynn, I knew she had that “I’ll try anything once, twice if it tingles,” twinkle in her eye.

Lilly Allen has admitted she has anal sex with her boyfriend Ed Simons.The pop star made the shocking revelation to her father after he questioned whether she had slept with the 37-year-old.

Lily, the daughter of actor Keith Allen, said: “I was with mum, dad, his wife and my sister. We were all sitting round and I said my nipples really hurt today.’ My dad’s wife said maybe you’re pregnant. I said no I’m not pregnant and my dad went: ‘Are you telling me you and your boyfriend haven’t had sex?’ I said: ‘Well yes but I didn’t think you could have sex by having it in the bum bum!’ “

Ahh…dookie love, no Kanye. Read the rest of this entry »

Tsk tsk.

Common courtesy would have been to allow the young lady to finish before disrupting her, thus giving her a chance to at least wipe. But there’s no guarantees that she had plans of doing that anyways because if you listen closely you can hear Read the rest of this entry »

Oh how did such fuckery slip past my radar…

As mentioned Monday, Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas decided to show his support for President-elect Barack Obama by getting a little ink. Well, thanks to NBC Washington’s Dan Hellie (via Gilbertology), we now have photographic evidence. Here it is in all of its up-close, sharp fingernail glory.

The tattoo isn’t bad @ all. Read the rest of this entry »

Are we being set up for inevitable sequel? A case of Myspace angles? Read the rest of this entry »

One of my all-time favorite Pun songs pops up whenever I see spectacles such as this. What other way can you describe it when one of my fellows brothers of the Negro persuasion, in this case Nore, takes x-amount of dollars & professes his love for menthols in the form of a stone-encrusted charm? Read the rest of this entry »

“…so, when I’m dead and gone, I got one last wish, put my Yankees hat on.”

A part of me died when I saw this earlier… Read the rest of this entry »

Jake must have some wild kids.

No Pixie Stix for the lil’ guys. No mini-Bubble-Tape knockoff, either. Nope.

Only three Jaw Breakers, two dusty suckers and one plastic .22, which is about half-a-second away from being reason enough for one time to blast a kid in apparent self-defense. Read the rest of this entry »

Dude sets up shop across the street every Tuesday.

Between this and my dry cleaners around the way, I may live in the best neighborhood in America. And by “best” I mean “biggest,” and by “neighborhood” I mean “freak summit.” Read the rest of this entry »