The Outlawz Claim They Smoked Tupac’s Ashes

08.25.11 Written by TC

If you were trolling for some Freaky Friday, Hip-Hop news, you got it. In an interview with DJ Vlad, the remaining members of 2Pac’s Outlawz crew admitted to mixing his ashes with some “granddaddy kush” and taking a tote of his essence straight to the dome. Read the rest of this entry »

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Meet Mason, The Baby Basketball Genius

11.10.10 Written by Darius Sinclair™

The current generation of toddlers never ceases to amaze. When DS Jr. learned his ABC’s at two, I was sure he was genius baby. But the young savant in the video below really has something special, spouting off the whole Milwaukee Bucks entire roster – coach and GM included. Read the rest of this entry »

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Caitlin Burke, The One Letter “Wheel Of Fortune” Wizard

11.09.10 Written by Gotty™

How do you solve a “Wheel Of Fortune” puzzle with just one letter, shocking the world in the process? Ask Caitlin Burke, who took an “L” and then solved the mystery phrase.

“Caitlin left host Pat Sajak dumbfounded and at a loss for words when she asked to solve the puzzle, with only an “L” revealed on the board. But when she guessed “I’ve Got A Good Feeling About This” Read the rest of this entry »

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“They Rapin’ E’erybody” In Huntsville

07.30.10 Written by Gotty™

T-Baby and Detroit metro, meet the latest competition for the crown, Huntsville, Alabama. Citizens, hide your kids, wives and husbands. On second thought, just hide your husbands from Antoine. Read the rest of this entry »

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Gimme Back That Filet-O-Fish!

04.07.10 Written by S.Cadet

Extreme hunger may impair your judgment. But this is too good to be true.

Might as well cut to the chase on this one. A New Jersey man grew quite impatient with time it took to prepare the immaculate Filet-O-Fish sandwich he pined for at 4:30 in the morning. So he hopped out the window of his girl’s car in the drive through and smacked the employee fixing up his meal. He reportedly asked him to “gimme that fish” à la a certain wall mounted bass according to this news story. But that sounds way too comedic to be fact. Read the rest of this entry »

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And We Present “Poker Face” Performed On Four iPhones

04.01.10 Written by K1NG

As the Internet gets exponentially vaster by the minute, one would think things would stop being surprising. There are only so many pictures of cats, videos of people running into buses and parodies of popular songs you can see before it becomes one big blur. However, every once in a while a clip will pop up with something as ridiculous as a Japanese girl recreating a #1 hit with surprisingly high quality–solely assisted by four iPhones.

And this is when you get sucked right back into the matrix. Lady Gaga must be somewhere beaming with pride. Read the rest of this entry »

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Never Under Estimate The Power Of Booze…

11.08.09 Written by Beware

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I was just laughing at the expense of others over at the genius Failblog, saw this atrocity and thought y’all would appreciate.

The best part is that wifey let it slide.

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“The Kool-Aid”

09.29.09 Written by TC

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No need to fear corporations spiking your drinking water in hopes for you to buy their product. They’ve cut out the middle man ideology and are bringing the foolishness straight to consumers. If you thought the Tru-Blood plasma drink was ridiculous enough, get a load of these bright ideas. Read the rest of this entry »

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“Too Wong Foo” – Mayor Of East Cleveland Caught Cross-Dressing

09.27.09 Written by TC

Oh why won’t the city of Cleveland build on KiD CuDi’s momentum??? After a remarkable Billboard debut, unemployment is at 14.8%, the Browns still suck and the mayor of East Cleveland is a real life Tootsie. Read the rest of this entry »

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She’s On The Market…

09.21.09 Written by TC

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For all you males looking to take Beyoncé’s advice, Wook Kandor is looking for one of you studs to put a ring on it. Read the rest of this entry »

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Lovers & Friends

09.08.09 Written by Gotty™

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I think the last time I posted a offbeat pic & included a story with it, people focused on the bonfire story instead of taking notice of the cows procreating in the background. Read the rest of this entry »

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Insert Your Own Caption: Ryan Lochte’s Grill

07.15.09 Written by Gotty™

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U.S. Olympics swimmer Ryan Lochte took the medal stand wearing Read the rest of this entry »

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Badvertising: You See It Images

07.03.09 Written by Beware

If you attend enough local rap shows, you get accustomed to being bombarded by 5×7 promo flyers. They’re everywhere you look. Getting emotionlessly handed to you in person. Under your windshield wipers. At the gas station. The club. Everywhere. Pollution. No matter how many of these stupid things cross my path, though, the opportunist in me manages to read every one before tossing it in the garbage can. Usually they’re about club nights, or open mics. Clothes. Maybe an artist’s new release. Nothing too exciting.

Once in awhile, you do find a diamond in the rough like the one below. An otherwise ordinary advertisement that is so implausible you question it’s sincerity.

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Apparently the marketing guy at You See It…Images, off 6 Mile in The D, was either A) trying to express an upsetting message about the city with the corrupt commission B) legitimately, Read the rest of this entry »

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What’s Beef? Moo & Oink Knows

04.10.09 Written by David D.

As part of my J-school work, I have to do research on Chicago-area food processors. While doing my research, I stumbled upon this little piece of Hip-Hop history.

There are too many moments of hilarity in this video to name. But I’ll list off a few: Read the rest of this entry »

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“Get Busy Snuggin’…”

04.03.09 Written by Gotty™

Well, it’s not technically a Snuggie. It’s a Peekaru. And whereas a Snuggie is $15, these are $80. But it finally pushed me to talk about these things.

I’ve tried to ignore them but Snuggies Read the rest of this entry »

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