Posts Tagged ‘Oddities’

Never Under Estimate The Power Of Booze…

I was just laughing at the expense of others over at the genius Failblog, saw this atrocity and thought y’all would appreciate. The best part is that wifey let it slide.

November 8th, 2009 | Everything Else, SMOKE BREAK | Read More

“The Kool-Aid”

No need to fear corporations spiking your drinking water in hopes for you to buy their product. They’ve cut out the middle man ideology and are bringing the foolishness straight to consumers. If you thought the Tru-Blood plasma drink was ridiculous enough, get a load of these bright ideas.

September 29th, 2009 | Everything Else, GENERAL, SMOKE BREAK | Read More

“Too Wong Foo” - Mayor Of East Cleveland Caught Cross-Dressing

Oh why won’t the city of Cleveland build on KiD CuDi’s momentum??? After a remarkable Billboard debut, unemployment is at 14.8%, the Browns still suck and the mayor of East Cleveland is a real life Tootsie.

September 27th, 2009 | Everything Else, SMOKE BREAK, Videos | Read More

She’s On The Market…

For all you males looking to take Beyoncé’s advice, Wook Kandor is looking for one of you studs to put a ring on it.

September 21st, 2009 | Everything Else | Read More

Lovers & Friends

I think the last time I posted a offbeat pic & included a story with it, people focused on the bonfire story instead of taking notice of the cows procreating in the background.

September 8th, 2009 | Everything Else, GENERAL, SMOKE BREAK | Read More

Insert Your Own Caption: Ryan Lochte’s Grill

U.S. Olympics swimmer Ryan Lochte took the medal stand wearing

July 15th, 2009 | Everything Else, SMOKE BREAK | Read More

Badvertising: You See It Images

If you attend enough local rap shows, you get accustomed to being bombarded by 5×7 promo flyers. They’re everywhere you look. Getting emotionlessly handed to you in person. Under your windshield wipers. At the gas station. The club. Everywhere. Pollution. No matter how many of these stupid...

July 3rd, 2009 | AUDIO, Everything Else, GENERAL, MUSIC, SMOKE BREAK, STRAY SHOTS | Read More

What’s Beef? Moo & Oink Knows

As part of my J-school work, I have to do research on Chicago-area food processors. While doing my research, I stumbled upon this little piece of Hip-Hop history. There are too many moments of hilarity in this video to name. But I’ll list off a few:

April 10th, 2009 | GENERAL, SMOKE BREAK, Videos | Read More

“Get Busy Snuggin’…”

Well, it’s not technically a Snuggie. It’s a Peekaru. And whereas a Snuggie is $15, these are $80. But it finally pushed me to talk about these things. I’ve tried to ignore them but Snuggies

April 3rd, 2009 | GENERAL | Read More

“And All This Time You Were Worried About The Conflicker Worm…”

In some vague metropolis in the US, they better be watching out for the time traveler on Friday. The potentially butt-naked time traveler, mind you. Seen via Afrojacks

April 1st, 2009 | Everything Else, SMOKE BREAK | Read More

Sweet, Organic, Maple Bacon Pops!!!

Cleaning out our spam filter can be a full-time job in itself (word to you select few who’ve been coerced by Lulu to visit C E L E B M I N G L E to finally meet your soulmate). But when thee Reverend Tex B. Acon approved of my four month old post dedicated to a few Wendy’s™ 99¢ value...

March 31st, 2009 | Everything Else, GENERAL, SMOKE BREAK | Read More

ESPN’s Most Dedicated Blogger: Lil Wayne

I like to tattoo the important things on my body. Very meaningful phrases & inspirational song titles. Biblical verses. Numbers & dates. But never would I tat on my body the name of the third chick who broke me off with some punani. That’s the equivalent of what we’re talking here,...

February 18th, 2009 | GENERAL, Sports | Read More

“I Don’t Like The Look Of This…”

Somebody cue that Backwudz, stat! First Lady Michelle O., as she’s already been dubbed by the media, will be receiving a wax statue in her honor. Primetime milking going on baby.

January 29th, 2009 | Everything Else, GENERAL, SMOKE BREAK | Read More

“Lustful Lily…”

Lily Assumes The Position This is pretty much old news by e-standards but it only goes to further my newfound affinity for Lily. Nevertheless, it confirms something I knew about Lily. Ask D.Sinclair™, I can spot the sexual perverseness of a chick pretty well. And when we first posted a pic of Lily...

January 27th, 2009 | GENERAL, MUSIC, SMOKE BREAK, VIDEO | Read More

Video: “I’m Going To Google You, Bitch!”

Tsk tsk. Common courtesy would have been to allow the young lady to finish before disrupting her, thus giving her a chance to at least wipe. But there’s no guarantees that she had plans of doing that anyways because if you listen closely you can hear

January 8th, 2009 | AUDIO, Everything Else, MUSIC, SMOKE BREAK, STRAY SHOTS | Read More