Anybody out there hip to Avatar: The Last Airbender; the Nickelodeon action cartoon series that’s anything but kiddie? When there’s smoke, there’s fire, water, earth and air so naturally, the movie adaption follows suite. In lieu of James Cameron’s billionaire dollar blockbuster, the “Avatar” was dropped and now it’s M. Night Shyamalan’s baby to ruin. Read the rest of this entry »

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In a recent post Gottyâ„¢ called himself the Snuffleupagus of our TSS Sesame Street, which snowballed a serious PBS dialogue. By the time Canseco said “3…2…1… Contact!” I was a goner.

Thanks to TSS, most of my conversations in the past week have at least touched on “Mathnet,” “Electric Company” or “Banana Man.” 80′s babies were simply afforded some of the best daytime television imaginable. Follow those joints up with your mama’s soaps (“Like sand through the hourglass… so are the Days of Our Lives…” is permanently ingrained in the ol’ wheelhouse,) add some red Kool-Aid and you were living large at home with strep throat. Read the rest of this entry »