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The always entertaining Chad Johnson is in the process of turning his antics into a legal matter.

Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson was fined $5,000 for wearing “Ocho Cinco” on the back of his jersey before a game in 2006.

To avoid getting fined, Johnson hasn’t done it since then. But Johnson now has a plan for how he can get away with having “Ocho Cinco” spelled out over the “85″ on his back.

We’ve learned that Johnson has taken the first steps in the state of Florida toward legally changing his last name to Ocho Cinco.

All we need is for Mr. Favre to change his name to “Jett” and the NFL season should be ready to start.

Johnson Wants To Be Ocho Cinco, Legally [ProFootball Talk]