Re-Take: 25 Celebs Playboy Should Have Spent A Million Bucks On

12.12.11 Written by TSSCrew


By now, everyone’s seen LiLo’s powdered milk tits in Playboy and very much agreed that Hef wasted a million dollars chasing a unicorn. As fans of women and skin flicks, we wanted to help out Playboy (we know you’re reading…or at least your legal team is) as they go around eyeballing other potential female starlets, singers and celebs to pay enormous amounts of cash in exchange for a little public display of T&A. Read the rest of this entry »

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Hallelujah! Mya & Those Thighs

07.26.11 Written by Gotty™


My God is an awesome God and I know this to be true anytime I lay eyes on Mya. She hasn’t done anything musically relevant in years but she pops up on the radar today rocking a hip-hugging mini with that mass in full effect Read the rest of this entry »

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Video: Mya On Week 6 Of Dancing With The Stars

10.28.09 Written by Gotty™

Who cares if Mya’s dancing the Jitterbug with this Dmitry guy? The tougher part of digesting this clip is the accompanying music, so I’d suggest you view this with the volume on mute. Be like me; supply your own background music. Read the rest of this entry »

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Video: Mya On Week 5 Of Dancing With The Stars

10.20.09 Written by Gotty™

Please understand that I don’t answer to you plebians. My calling comes from a higher power, one that burns deep inside (||). And it is that personal zealot behavior that brings me to post this video of the darling Mya’s week five performance on DWTS. Read the rest of this entry »

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Video: Mya On Dancing With The Stars

09.23.09 Written by Gotty™

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Man was I slipping yesterday with the consistent cloudy haze my mind was in, thinking about the wonders of Cheryl. I forgot that long-living sex kitten Mya was also a part of the cast of Dancing With The Stars. Point scored for ABC because now I have dos incentives to peek @ the show. Read the rest of this entry »

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8.25 The Cooler

08.25.09 Written by Gotty™

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Gisselle, Oh How Wonderful Thou Are

Did Michael Beasley Twitter His Way into Rehab? [Mashable]

“My Girl Got A Girlfriend” [Clutch]

Lawyer Calls For Hip-Hop “Morality Clause” In Contracts [AHH]

Can A Grown Man Still Be A Rap Fan? [Unkut]

Why Can’t They Let Kelly Rowland Be Great? [D-Listed]

Oh, Fantasia [C&D]

What’s A Planet? The Debate Over Pluto Rages On [CNN]

Ko Classic: Nike Air Zoom Generation [Sole Collector]

“Day ‘N’ Nite” Goes Platinum [Fool's Gold]

13 of the Fastest MMA Knockouts Ever [In Game Now]

Sports 10 Biggest Attention Whores [The World Of Isaac]

Mya Is Doing ‘Something’ For The Streets [Soul Bounce]

Yahoo Upgrades Mail, Messenger And Search [SVI]

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Mya Feat. Bun B – “Show Me Something” Video

08.22.09 Written by Gotty™

I share this with you due to my undying lust love for all visual representations of Mya.

Previously Posted — Mya Joins “Dancing With The Stars”

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Mya Joins “Dancing With The Stars”

08.18.09 Written by Gotty™

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Now every week when my better half takes over the TV to watch, I can act like it’s such a chore while really rejoicing. Read the rest of this entry »

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3.17 The Cooler

03.17.09 Written by Gotty™

Titillating Tuesdays With Tina Jones

Think Shamrocks On St. Patrick’s Day [Des Moines Register]

New Couple Alert: Mya and Gucci Mane [Sandra Rose]

Don Will On When Fitteds Don’t Fit In (aka The Velvet Rope Burn) [SF]

Vans X Supreme [Supreme]

Cover To Cover: Candace Parker For ESPN The Magazine [C&D]

50 Cent To Release Two Albums This Year [MTV]

Facebook Lets You Open Your Profile to Everyone [Mashable]

Kwame Kilpatrick’s Ex-Lover Out of Jail [BV]

Jim Jones Records PSA After Incident In Detroit [Rap Radar]

What’s My Age? Here’s a Clue: My MP3 Player’s A Cow [Gizmodo]

DJ AM Seeks $20 Million In Plane Crash Lawsuit [Billboard]

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“Welcome Back To The Trap”

03.15.09 Written by Gotty™

Footage by BRich of ATLHustlers

Man listen, this dude did the shortest bid ever, got out & was right back doing what he was doing before — about to flood the streets with material for spring & summer. Read the rest of this entry »

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Z-Ro – “Top Notch” Video

03.12.09 Written by TC

While the majority of you didn’t bother to check for the album — let alone the review, Z-Ro’s not letting something petty like a buzz window get in the way of promoting his 2008 effort Crack. Thankfully, the four months and change since the album dropped allowed him to buckle down and pick out two of the best tracks to advertise. Read the rest of this entry »

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Z-Ro Feat. Mya – “I’m Tired” Video

03.11.09 Written by Gotty™

I’m sure Z-Ro has an album either already out or coming out, but I couldn’t tell you since I’m not up on my Texas music as of late. Truthfully, I watched this video on Read the rest of this entry »

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“The Mo City Don” – Review Of Z-Ro’s Crack

10.22.08 Written by TC

Often one of the most overlooked in Houston’s famed rapper gene rapper, Z-Ro isn’t one to let popularity and politics stand in his way. Readying his 12th solo album Crack, the Mo City Don stays loyal to his strengths in terms of making admirable Southern rap tunes and at the least, keeps things consistent. Read the rest of this entry »

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“Teach These Cats How To Live In The Ghetto…”

08.07.08 Written by Beware

Role Reversal

Looking back on my pre-high-school excursion to my friends’ rural, middle-Michigan cottage, a weekend theme of “Ghetto Supastar” seems somewhat amiss. I mean we were 13-year-old suburbanites being chaperoned to a two-story cabin, for Pete’s sake. There was nothing ghetto about it.

But, music is music, no matter what the title suggests, and occasionally it can transcend into something much more than song.

With the fresh-out-the-cardboard sleeve CD single getting a summer’s worth of burn to, fro, and every second in between the four-hour treks, it’s no coincidence that Pras’ only US solo hit will forever go hand-in-hand with that momentous trip that united and ignited a few life-long friendships.

Upon the first strum of that Wyclef-assisted bass-line crescendo, I’m immediately brought back to missing teeth, marshmallow-infused sibling rivalries and my mans’ prized Tommy sandals floating off into a fresh-water oblivion. When I hear ODB wailing the echoes of the first refrain, I can remember John, who will be on his second tour of Iraq in September as an Airman, falling asleep on the car ride to the cabin, banging “Supastar” on repeat from his disc-man at max volume, then denying it when we called him out on it. When I hear Mýa hypothetically trying to reel me away from reality with her super-catchy hook, I’m reminded of my un-tit-touching mind frame falling in love with the newcomer’s innocent voice, as I optimistically hoped, “God, this chick is going to be huge.”

And, then she was. Essentially, because of this song. Read the rest of this entry »

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“There Is A God…”

07.07.08 Written by Gotty™

Straight up stolen from the homey Nigel. Done shamelessly because I’ve always had a stone cold starlet crush on baby. She’s on “my list” (everybody’s got “the list” with their SO, right?)

I’ll save the more skinematic/NNecessarilySFW shots for after the break for those of you viewing @ work, on the job’s dime. They’re not nudes, but you’ll have a hard time (no pun) explaining your hard-on to your co-workers. Read the rest of this entry »

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