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8 Lame-Ass Shows NBC Will (Probably) Use to Replace Leno [Cracked]

Morgan Freeman And His “Companion” [D-Listed]

Text Messages Net Over $400,000 For Haitian Relief In First Day After Quake [LA Times]

Willie D Appreciation [Phat Friend]

Vida Guerra Sexy Time [Don Chavez]

Photos: Haiti Before the Earthquake [TRU]

Know What Your Email Address Says About You [Lifehacker] Read the rest of this entry »

Brittany, The Dreamy Bookworm

Megan Fox Rolling Stone Spread [OKS]

Why Verizon Customers Can’t Have Nice Things [Consumerist]

5 NBA Second Rounders Who Will Make A Difference [Dime]

Singers Who Have Lost Their Voices [Getback]

10 Unbelievable Videos of When Little Kids Get Owned [Uncoached]

Adidas And Puma End 60-Year Feud [BBC]

10 Ways Sports Stars Go From Riches To Rags [Business Insider]

5 Players I Love to Hate, But I’d Still Want Them on My Team [Dime]

5 Rappers Who Should Date Amber Heard [GG]

Guess How Many Pageviews Facebook Gets Per Month [SVI]

Morgan Freeman To Play Nelson Mandela [Showing Out]

Awww…Kimi Keppard For Pretty Face Friday

Teenage Girl Guilty Of ‘Honey Trap’ Murder [SMH]

Man Dies After Falling Into Vat Of Chocolate [CNN]

Breaking News: Lamar From Revenge Of The Nerds Isn’t Gay [Heeb]

The Story Behind Large Professor’s ‘The LP’ [Unkut]

Video: Freeway Speaks on Loon’s Muslim Conversion [Please Don't Stare]

Jerry Rice: Bringing In Favre Could Backfire On Vikings [NFL Fanhouse]

Jacob The Jeweler To Give Up $2 Million In Laundered Money [WooHa]

And I Quote: The Dream, Wale, Big Gipp, Pleasure P & Charlie Wilson [Sound Off]

10 Greatest NBA Champions: #10 The 2004 Detroit Pistons [The Hoop Doctors]

A Replica Taxi Meter For Your Car [On 205th]

Morgan Freeman Is The Black Woody Allen [Celebrity Jihad]

Pornstar Tweet Of The Day: Bree Olson [Don Chavez]

Drug Free America Foundation Gets Smoked In Legalization Debate [Animal]

Historically Black Funeral Home Dumps 300 Bodies In Cement Vault To Make Room For More Business! [Gyant Unplugged]

Top 10: Worst Sports Logos [Ask Men]

Support The Site, Buy A Shirt [TSS]

First off, big salute to all the fathers out there. On the streets, at war, at work, hustling, locked up, who still find strength to maintain and still keep the babies. You’re raising the future. We doff our hats to you.

Back to our regular scheduled programming. What did you miss this week?

- The Lakers sonned whatever that other team was The Magic.

- Sa-Ra and Raheem DeVaughn provided more music to make more babies to.

- Killer Mike re-emerged to discipline you truant children.

- We looked back at the Jordan True Blues, the mack daddy of all sneakers, in my dishonest opinion.

- The good folks at Slaughterhouse embarrassed their children and entertained the rest of us with a little skit.

- Playboy Tre returned to the internet. No father pun here Read the rest of this entry »

R.Kelly loved young girls. Michael Jackson loves young boys. Morgan Freeman loves his young family.

That’s right. Reportedly, the 72-year-old Freeman is supposedly piping his 27-year-old step-grand-daughter.

Feel free to gag uncontrollably. Read the rest of this entry »