With the lockout slowing down pro football news, leave it to Brett Favre to give talking heads material to work with during the offseason. Another summer, another rumored return by Favre, except this year’s comeback-rumor isn’t being spearheaded by the quarterback himself. Read the rest of this entry »

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Remember when Boise St. was supposed to sneak into the national championship game and overthrow the bowl establishment, breaking through the glass ceiling and restoring our faith in the human spirit. That magical dream season came to a screeching halt when two field goal kicks sailed outside of the uprights, ending Boise’s chances at a national championship. America wept.

But heartbreak and sports go together like Kevin Garnett and cancer jokes. Read the rest of this entry »

When you bite the hand that feeds you–or in this case adopts you–repercussions come in flurries and they come swiftly. Just ask Rick Sanchez. In this week’s episode of The Randy Moss Fiascos: The Paperback Edition, the Minnesota Vikings have decided to not say that they’ve waived #84 but that he’s no longer with the team, via a statement from the team’s website. This strange bit of news feed came just a day after Moss announced that he would take advantage of his multiple personality disorder, only asking and answering his own questions in interviews for the remainder of the season. Read the rest of this entry »

Remember when Randy Moss gave his post game press conference after Week 1 in that odd looking fitted with the du-rag underneath? When Moss said he wanted to be “appreciated,” I had a hunch then that before Week 6 the receiver would be in a different uniform. Read the rest of this entry »

Brett Favre has done the same thing for the past two summers. People reacted the same exact way for the past two summers. And for the past two summers all I could do was laugh at the entire situation. I give old man Favre credit for stringing everybody along whether they wanted to or not. The entire formula is simple. When Brett isn’t around, the entire world talks sh!t. But when he comes back, they’ll watch him play again. Read the rest of this entry »

Ashley Brown Could Get It

Michael Jackson & Presley Marriage Certificate Is Sold For $70,800 [Showing Out]

Ludacris Turns ‘Battle of the Sexes’ Into Compilation [RGF]

Driver’s ‘Sugar Doughnut’ Was Cocaine [Chicago Sun Times]

10 Amazing Optical Illusions [Unreality]

Nintendo Wii Classic Controller Pro [Uncrate]

Sex Causes Carpal Tunnel [F-Listed] Read the rest of this entry »

Dear future wife,

On our wedding night. Or the day our firstborn is…well…born. Or after you give me my first Double Kangaroo Sloppy Pocky, I will gaze lovingly into your eyes and tell you that day is the greatest day of my life.

It will be a lie.

January 24, 2010 will probably forever be the greatest day of my life. We all know the story. Saints beat the Vikings in an exhilarating game that sent the Who Dat Nation to the Super Bowl. Read the rest of this entry »

To quote esteemed sports philosopher Reggie Noble, “this is what it’s all about.” Win and you get a free trip to Miami and a chance for immortality. Lose and you’re forced to take solace in the fact you get paid millions of dollars to play a children’s game. Damn it. Read the rest of this entry »

Each conference’s best teams battle it out for a trip to the Super Bowl this weekend.  Everyone who was expected to be here is present, as the season served as an extended preview of an inevitable match-up in the NFC.  We always knew the Colts would be here, but who’d rise up to challenge them changed each week as pretenders came and week throughout the season.  Since no one else wanted it, the Jets seek to make the Colts pay for letting them in.  Both games should be competitive (finally!) as two teams stamp their tickets to Miami. Read the rest of this entry »

Prince. By a country mile, this guy is one of the greatest enigmas of all time off personality alone. Attempting to truly figure the icon probably mimics the same success rate as Mark McGwire motivating kids to steer away from drugs. That’s probably why he’s hailed as one of the greatest musical minds ever though, so no qualms here. One thing that is known, however, is his adoration with the Purple People Eaters, the Minnesota Vikings. Read the rest of this entry »

So much for drama.  Save for the Chargers and Jets, the games this weekend were almost over before they started.  The teams who were supposed to win took care of business for the most part and one underdog is still in the hunt.  Setting up for what should be a couple of good match-ups next week, take one last look at how those teams got there. Read the rest of this entry »

Welp, we’re back again trying our hand at picking this week’s games.  Looking to redeem ourselves over our paltry showings last go around, save for Jason who was omitted on accident, we put the mp3′s down long enough to expound on the pigskin.  Maybe this week we’ll even get some picks right.  Y’all know the drill:  Read, call us out for our naïveté & discuss below. Read the rest of this entry »

“Time to separate the platinum from the white gold/Right from the door/The real from the fake, Ready rock from the raw…” – Jay-Z

With the NFL season winding down, Week 16 found teams looking to sew up playoff spots.  Although the top seeds were pretty much solidified, there were enough teams with hopes of a Wild Card berth jockeying for seeding to keep things interesting throughout the extended holiday weekend round of games. Read the rest of this entry »

Jay-Z. 50 Cent. Cam’ron. Hell Rell. Arguably the four greatest living Hip-Hoppers when it comes to delivering a classic interview. He doesn’t rap, but Carolina Panthers wideout Steve Smith might deserve a spot on that list. S² has always been the talkative type, so I knew with his nine catch, 157 yard spectacle last night he’d likely receive post-game interview interview honors. Read the rest of this entry »

It’s that time of year again. That’s right, the fantasy football playoffs. Where hours and hours of draft research, obsessive-compulsive checking of Stat Tracker and smack talk come down to which team gets lucky enough to have Washington’s third-string running back go off for 2 touchdowns. Why do so many people, myself included, waste their lives away on this shit? I’ll leave that one to the philosophers and so will owners of Andre Johnson (11 recs for 193 yds), Brandon Marshall (21 receptions) and, yes, Quinton Ganther (scoring his first and second career rushing TDs), who are now one step closer to the glory of a fake championship. Read the rest of this entry »