Kevin Love, To Stomp Or Not To Stomp?

02.05.12 Written by Gotty™

Minnesota’s Kevin Love scored 25 points and snagged 18 boards to lead the Timberwolves to a 100-91 win over Houston in Saturday night’s action. Nothing but an ordinary night for Love, but it’s one that will be remembered (and rehashed endlessly) for one play: his footplant on Luis Scola Read the rest of this entry »

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Kevin Love Pulls Down $60 Million Deal With Timberwolves

01.25.12 Written by AJ

Apparently, rebound addict Kevin Love likes the direction that the Minnesota Timberwolves are headed. The 23-year-old power forward recently signed a contract extension with the only ball club he’s ever played for, a deal that will net him $60 million over three years Read the rest of this entry »

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Kevin Love’s Game Winning Three Breaks The Clippers 101-98

01.21.12 Written by S.Cadet

A Friday night game featuring the Clips and the T’wolves would’ve got the gas face anytime before this season. News of an injured Chris Paul probably had cats heading for the club as well instead of staying in to watch ball. Nevertheless, the match up was anything but a toilet bowl. Read the rest of this entry »

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Get Used To This: Ricky Rubio To Derrick Williams

01.08.12 Written by J. Tinsley

While formulating our predictions prior to the season, one that was thrown around – that ultimately didn’t make the cut – was Kevin Love, Ricky Rubio and the Minnesota Timberwolves being one of the more exciting teams this season to not make the playoffs. And thus far during this still young season, they’re just that. Read the rest of this entry »

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Timberwolves Rookie Ricky Rubio Debuts Against The Thunder

12.27.11 Written by Ben Lampin

It’s been a while since a floppy-haired, skinny kid named Ricky Rubio shocked the world by hanging with the best point guards America had to offer in the 2008 Olympic Gold-Medal Game. Expectations are, to say the least, high for his rookie season. No worries, though. Rubio lived up to the hype with ease in his debut against the Thunder last night. Read the rest of this entry »

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Russell Westbrook’s Crossover Leaves Luke Ridnour Floored

12.26.11 Written by J. Tinsley

For as much sh*t as Russell Westbrook takes for his controversial ball distribution habits, the fact still remains he’s one of the more freakishly talented basketball players on the face of the Earth. There’s no bigger fan of #0 than our good brother Ed The Sports Fan, but we here at TSS still have faith in the young whipper snapper as well. And when he’s doing stuff like what you’re about to witness, it’s almost as if “why wouldn’t you?” Read the rest of this entry »

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Don Nelson May Coach The Minnesota Timberwolves

07.14.11 Written by Ben Lampin

As these long, cold lockout-tainted days drift by, I really want to think about on-the-court NBA basketball, which is difficult since those sort of stories are few-and-far amid off-court tales and alternate summer vacation plans surrounding the lockout. That stuff is cool and I enjoy reading and writing about it, but it’s in no way related to the actual game. So when I heard that Don Nelson, the NBA’s all-time coaching wins leader, was interested in coaching the Minnesota Timberwolves next season, my mind immediately began contemplating the possibilities. Read the rest of this entry »

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NBA Lockout Report: Michael Beasley Busted For Marijuana Possession And Speeding

07.06.11 Written by J. Tinsley

Obviously, someone dropped the ball in passing the message to current Minnesota Timberwolves swingman Michael Beasley that speeding with weed in the car isn’t exactly the smartest decision. Read the rest of this entry »

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David Kahn Wanted Mike Krzyzewski To Coach The Minnesota Timberwolves

06.27.11 Written by J. Tinsley

Pending further research, David Kahn could actually be the real life version of Peter Griffin; a man with so much power running the show that his mistakes make for such entertaining, yet head scratching moments. Read the rest of this entry »

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Ricky Rubio Will Finally Join The NBA

06.02.11 Written by Ben Lampin

After two years of waiting, Spanish star Ricky Rubio reportedly has finally agreed to come over to the Minnesota Timberwolves for the 2011-12 NBA season. The young Spainard has great court vision, handles and passing skills and he showed the ability to match up with the NBA’s best point guards in the Gold Medal game of the 2008 Olympics. His game is electrifying and should make an already interesting Timberwolves team a legitimately fun, exciting group to watch. Read the rest of this entry »

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Video: Corey Brewer Dunks On Derek Fisher

12.12.09 Written by Gotty™

Corey Brewer Dunks On Derek Fisher

This is like witnessing a crime being committed. In the role of victim, we have the Lakers’ Derek Fisher. His assailant is portrayed by young monster (and Tennessee native) Corey Brewer of the Minnesota Timberwolves. The look of terror on Fisher’s face lets you know he will need counseling as a result of the incident. Read the rest of this entry »

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TSS 2009 NBA Preview: Western Conference

10.26.09 Written by TSSCrew

The NBA is ready to launch another Donaghy-free season and we couldn’t be happier. TSS is kicking things off with the Western Conference and we’ll swing out East in the ensuing preview. All eyes are on Kobe and QB’s finest small forward in Ron Artest to repeat for LA. Don’t get us started on Lamar and Sasquatch Kardashian. On the other end of the spectrum Blake Griffin is due for some posters and looks to be a shoe in for Rookie of the Year. Greg Oden has another year to prove he’s not a modern day Sam Bowie and AI is looking to breathe new life in his career in Memphis of all places. Peep our ruminations on the wild west as we anticipate your disapproval in the comments. Read the rest of this entry »

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10.9 The Cooler

10.09.09 Written by Gotty™

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Zakiyyah Shakir. Cakes.

ESPN’s Midnight Madness Flipping Between Nine Different Schools [Awful Annoucing]

Do the Wolves Have the NBA’s Next Great Frontcourt? [Hoop Doctors]

Nike Hyperize Supreme Team PE’s: UConn & USC [SN]

Dr. Feel-A-Titty? [D-Listed]

Tracking Influenza: Google Flu Trends Now Covers 16 More Countries [RWW]

Seth Green Gets Mugged, Freaks Out [TBG]

Pay $10k To Be An Extra In True Blood [Warming Glow]

That’s Gay: No Homo [Current]

Stussy 2009 October New Releases [Hypebeast]

Around The World With A-Trak: Heaps Decent Edition [Fader]

Tom Brady’s Wife Makes Money Even When She Isn’t Working [Epic Carnival]

New Oklahoma Law Will Post Details Of Women’s Abortions Online [Think Progress]

Felabrations: Like Normal Celebrations But With More Weed and Polygamy [PoW]

J.D. Power Calls Apple Best In Consumer/Business Smartphones, LG Best In Feature Phones [Tech Crunch]

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8.15 The Cooler

08.15.09 Written by Gotty™

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Give It Up For Ms. Renee

You’re Bob Dylan? NJ Police Want To See Some ID [Yahoo]

Next-Gen Hearing Aids Have iPod Jacks [Futurismic]

7 Video Game Characters That Were Inspired by Movie Characters [Unreality Mag]

Dame Dash, The CEO [XXL]

10 Drugs You Shouldn’t Do While Driving [Epic Carnival]

Mike Vick, Rick Pitino…Some Week, Huh? [The Big Lead]

Arrest Warrant Issued For Bobby Brown [Reuters]

Does Holywood Share The Same Problems As The Record Industry? [Hypebot]

Ripping the Timberwolves Down To The Studs [True Hoop]

I Don’t Date Girls In Gangs (Sorry, Sorority Sisters) [NWSO]

Spike Lee And The Source Celebrate Michael Jackson’s Birthday In Brooklyn [The Source]

Why Toronto Sucks As A Sports City [Open Sports]

42.0 Ways To Tell If Someone May Be A Stoner [HMJ]

Cop A TSS Shirt & The Shipping’s On Us [TSS]

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