Emaly Lugo

Lupe Fiasco’s Dad Loaned Samurai Mike His Armor [NBC Chicago]

Straight Stuntin #16 Preview [Spizzy]

MTV Bans Kanye West “Monster” Video [Rap Radar]

Jon Stewart Says BYU’s Brandon Davies Doesn’t Exist [TUD]

MS-13 Gangster’s Post-Murder Cry: “The Beast Has Eaten” [Gothamist]

Phil Collins Apologizes for Success as He Quits Music [Time]

Megan Fox’s Barely There Armani Ads [PopEater]

Air Jordan 5 Wolf Grey New Images [TSG]

Cannabis Barbeque Sause [HMJ]

Nicki Minaj: Inspiring a Nation of Barbies? [The Vigilant Citizen]

DJ Quik Celebrates 20 Years With ‘The Book of David’ [AHH]

No More Free Pretzels On Continental [CNN]

Michael Jackson Doctor’s Trial Delayed Until May [GOT]

Is Akon Unraveling? [Miss Info]

Lindsay Lohan Won’t Take Plea Deal [Daily News]

Online Sales Aren’t Just Killing Tax Revenue, They’re Slamming Big Box Stores Too [Business Insider]

Jennifer Roman

Why Robots With Vaginas Are a Bad Idea [TSJ]

Florida Man Loves The Swimsuit Issue [With Leather]

Megan Fox Is In Her Underwear Again [F-Listed]

Mike Tyson Expecting His Eighth Child [Black Voices] Read the rest of this entry »

For all the talk about Em’s redemption from drugs and what not, that never really mattered to me. Relationships are what have really fueled his career. Whether the subject was Debbie, Kim, Hailey Jade, his friends or some fictional situation, navigating his dysfunctions gave much needed balance to all the off the wall sh#t he spewed elsewhere on his discs. Read the rest of this entry »

Shaq Has A New Becky [Hip-Hop Honey]

Daunte Culpepper Is UFL-Bound [With Leather]

Megan Fox Out Of Transformers, Who Will Wash Michael Bay’s Ferrari? [FilmDrunk]

Video: Nas & Damian Marley “As We Enter” on Jay Leno Live [OKP]

Court Dunn: Simple But Dope [Ruby Hornet]

People Still Care About Yung Berg’s Chain? [Karen Civil] Read the rest of this entry »

Dez Michelle

Megan Fox High School Pictures [Celeb Jihad]

No Joke Stand Up or Roll Over [Slang Rap Democracy]

Saigon Finally Released From Atlantic Records [SoulCulture]

NBA’s Most Memorable Jersey Number Changes [Street Level]

“Lost” Creators To Fans: Suck It [Warming Glow]

Yo Gotti Baltimore Show Turns Into A Riot; Club Could Be Closed [AHH] Read the rest of this entry »

Krista Nicole

The Megan Fox Armani Underwear Commercial [Warming Glow]

Mistress: I Was Twice Pregnant By Tiger [Daily Beast]

NY Court Says Flavor Flav Owes Over $63k In Back Child Support [AHH]

Could the Olympic Luge Tragedy Have Been Prevented? [AP]

Obama Making Plans To Use Executive Power [NYT]

David Stern Says the NBA Is Poor: Teams Will Lose $400M This Year [With Leather]

4 Types Of Haters [Ronnie Fieg] Read the rest of this entry »

Monique Cooper. Giggidy!

The World’s Tallest Man Meets The World’s Smallest Man [Frank151]

A Skateboard Movie For People Who Like Drugs [Film Drunk]

One Tree Hill Star Jailed Over Social Security Scam [Singersroom]

Break Your New Years Resolution [Listen To Leon]

Oink Admin Off Scott Free [Daily Swarm] Read the rest of this entry »

Omni Omar Is Pretty In Purple

Is ‘Precious’ the Next ‘Monster’s Ball’? [Pop Matters]

5 Musicians Who Should Find Something Else To Sing About [Cracked]

Let’s See Gucci Outsell This Dude [Compact Diss]

Who’s Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie’s Failure Now? [Gawker]

Are Those Back Boobs? [Don Chavez] Read the rest of this entry »

Ebony, A Jet Beauty Of The Week

Horror Chick: ‘Jennifer’s Body’ Is Garbage, But You’d Tap It Anyway [Awl]

Wu-Tang’s Raekwon Shows Digital Muscle With Linx 2 [Reuters]

How Nirvana’s Bleach Brightened Up Grunge [Guardian]

Soda Tax: It’s the Real Thing [Boston]

The Ten Most Painful USC Losses Under Pete Carroll [The Bleacher Report]

Converse Chuck Taylor “Felt” Pack [NK]

The Colts Had the Ball for Under 15 Minutes and Won? GTFO! [KSK]

Did Tavis Smiley Push Bad Loans to Blacks? [Black Voices]

NFL Tells MLB That Favre Is More Important Than Their One Game Playoff [Awful Announcing]

NFL Pro Bowler Herschel Walker Signs with MMA’s Strikeforce [Recall]

Kanye West Offered $10M to Wrestle Three Times? [Daily Swarm]

Brittany, The Dreamy Bookworm

Megan Fox Rolling Stone Spread [OKS]

Why Verizon Customers Can’t Have Nice Things [Consumerist]

5 NBA Second Rounders Who Will Make A Difference [Dime]

Singers Who Have Lost Their Voices [Getback]

10 Unbelievable Videos of When Little Kids Get Owned [Uncoached]

Adidas And Puma End 60-Year Feud [BBC]

10 Ways Sports Stars Go From Riches To Rags [Business Insider]

5 Players I Love to Hate, But I’d Still Want Them on My Team [Dime]

5 Rappers Who Should Date Amber Heard [GG]

Guess How Many Pageviews Facebook Gets Per Month [SVI]

Morgan Freeman To Play Nelson Mandela [Showing Out]

45. A Ghost

46. Hong Kong

47. Megan Fox Sex Tape

Oh, whoops.

You just caught me in the middle of updating my list of Things To See Before I Die.

If you haven’t heard by now, much to the built-up-and-ready-to-explode chagrin of millions of men worldwide, Megan Fox just told MTV that there will ‘never’ be a ‘Megan Fox Sex Tape.’ Read the rest of this entry »

It’s hard to tell exactly when Transformers: Rise Of The F*ckery Fallen jumped the shark.

Maybe it was the dogsex, robots humping Megan Fox’s legs or the Transformer nuts clinging about. But if I had to wager a bet as to when exactly the movie dove into the unending abyss of incoherent kangaroo crap, I would say it was right around the time that Amos & Andytron tap-danced onto the scene.

The internet is going nuts right now over Skid and Mudflap, two Transformers that are so offensively stereotypical that Tyler Perry just got the rights to air 50 episodes of a sitcom about them for BET. The speak “urban.” One has a gold tooth. And at one point they even confess about their illiteracy. Good thing they scrapped the idea to have Skid transform into a Menthol cigarette dispenser.

But focusing on those robots (or 3/5ths of robots if you want to get technical) is letting the rest of the movie off the hook when there is so much more suck to discuss.

So with that said, here are 4 other reasons Transformers sucked:

The “Comedy” – One of the reasons I wasn’t a big fan of the first movie was the hour or so of downtime between the middle of the movie fight scene at the end. The writers of the sequel obviously didn’t agree with my opinion, so they decided to make the middle of the movie a seemingly endless barrage of potty jokes and puns fit for the straight to DVD release of American Pie 12: Who gives a piefuck? At one point, we got two male bare ass shots in about a minute that only made the movie crowd groan. Yea, I know I just got ass-raped for my 8 bucks, Michael Bay. No need to rub it in my face. Read the rest of this entry »

Adelina Kristina With Her Precious Self For PFF

Kedar Massenburg: F*ck Tha Police! [XXL]

The Definitive List Of Songs No Dude Should Have On Their iPod [Next Round]

You’re Breathing All Wrong [Men's Journal]

Britney Hangs With Mr. Freeze [Don Chavez]

Lupe Talks About “Trilly & Truly” Clothing Line [CToTheJL]

Kanye West, Megan Fox And Other Celebrity Yearbook Photos Revealed [MTV]

Father’s Day Gift Guides: Food & Drink Edition [The Bachelor Guy]

Homer Simpson To Voice GPS Device [Warming Glow]

As Blogger Nears Its Tenth Birthday, It Still Dominates. But For How Long? [Tech Crunch]

5 Amazing Child Prodigies [Hail Mary Jane]

Marijuana Legalization: Momentum Building For Broad Debate [Huffington Post]

L. Says Vote! [TSS]

TSS x Major SS Shirts [TSS]

Heather Nycole x Freak Something Saturday

The 10 Dirtiest Music Videos Of All Time [Buzzworthy]

Why Your Stadium Sucks: Nationals Park [Deadspin]

My God, I Can’t Believe This Is Real [Warming Glow]

Urban Meyer’s Had 24 of His Players Arrested in His Brief Tenure At Florida [The Big Lead]

Carlos Santana Happy To Be A Hippie In Las Vegas [Yahoo]

Fired AOL Ad Man Was Paid $60,000 Per Day [Gawker]

Megan Fox: World’s Sexiest Pot Smoker [Coed]

Sonic Youth’s Gordon: Radiohead Model Hurt Musicians [TwentyFourBit]

Billboard Addresses Fake Drake Album on Itunes [October's Very Own]

Buy TSS Stuff, Become Instantly Major [TSS]

Vote For L. [TSS]