11.8 The Cooler

11.08.11 Written by Gotty™

Liza Irizarry

Amber Rose Compares Herself To Beyonce [The Urban Daily]

Child-Proofing With MC Hammer [Uproxx]

Middle School Coach Breaks Player’s Collarbone With Hit [LBS] Read the rest of this entry »

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6.10 The Cooler

06.10.11 Written by TSSCrew

Erika Mitchell

MC Hammer Next To Be Sacrificed To The Juggalos [Uproxx]

Big Boi Talks “The Crown Life” & Upcoming Project with Pill And Killer Mike [HHW]

The Rap Songs Of The Arab Spring [NPR]

British Mom Gifts Boob Job to 7-Year-Old Daughter [Gawker] Read the rest of this entry »

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MC Hammer Waves The White Flag

11.11.10 Written by TC

Celebrate and dance with joy! After weeks of throwing rocks at the throne and become the latest has-been laughingstock of Hip-Hop, MC Hammer has smartened up and decided to cease-and-desist all anti-Jigga operations after only a week of madness. Read the rest of this entry »

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The Week That Was: The “Better, Run Run” Edition

11.07.10 Written by Gotty™

– Supreme presents Vanessa Veasley, ladies and gentlemen.

– The Kanye West all-stars put on “All Of The Lights.” Read the rest of this entry »

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Jay-Z Won’t Be Trading Bars With You, MC Hammer

11.03.10 Written by TC

After MC Hammer kicked off the beginning of the week with an incredulous display of unintentional humor, the only missing puzzle piece was whether Jay-Z was going give him a pass or the “Takeover” treatment. For those hoping to see a lopsided, lyrical entanglement, sorry to disappoint you. Jay told DJ Semtex he was just as surprised as we were. Read the rest of this entry »

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MC Hammer – “Better Run Run” Video

11.01.10 Written by Gotty™

As promised, Hammer delivers his tune directed at Jay, after being offended by a passing line by the latter. There aren’t many who would classify the Oakland entertainer as being a deft wizard at the mic but…this is god awful. Read the rest of this entry »

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10.20 The Cooler

10.20.10 Written by Gotty™

Jenice Marie Diaz

21 Amazing Beatles Covers [Gunaxin]

Proposed Resolutions For The MC Hammer vs. Jay-Z Feud [TSJ]

CNN’s ‘Black in America’ to Tackle Debt Crisis [The BVX]

The NBA Dress Code, Five Years Later [The Hoop Doctors] Read the rest of this entry »

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MC Hammer Is Appalled By Jay-Z

09.27.10 Written by J. Tinsley

From the moment it leaked, talk of who had the best verse on “So Appalled” rang loud. Some say Pusha. Others petitioned for CyHi. Myself, I was on the Hov bandwagon. There’s not many artists better in the history of rap music than an angry and sharp Shawn Carter. When he’s in such a zone, lyrical casualties are normally the result and this time was no different. Read the rest of this entry »

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12.5 The Cooler

12.05.09 Written by Gotty™

keani-cochelle

Keani Cochelle x Hotcakes For Breakfast

Nike Sportswear x UNDFTD X Livestrong Tee [Daily Drop]

Memorable Sports Scandals [Yep Yep]

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Models Power Ranking [Gunaxin]

Modern Uses For the Cannabis Plant [HMJ]

MC Hammer Gets Equity In Cash4Gold [AHH]

R. Kelly Goes In On Trey Songz [Miss Jia] Read the rest of this entry »

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Video: Kathy Lee Gifford Takes A Swipe At Hammer

06.11.09 Written by Gotty™

On NBC’s Today Show, Kathy Lee doesn’t go in Trey Songz-style on Hammer. But at the 3:35 mark, it gets a little awkward to say the least.

Kathy Lee: “Your dad he was at the top boy…was it $32 million you had? What happened?”

Hammer: “I don’t know but that’s not something you say to a 10 year old.”

It was enough of an offhanded slight that I wouldn’t have been mad had he gotten up, pushed her out the chair Read the rest of this entry »

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2 Legit: Mick Boogie x MC Hammer

06.03.09 Written by TSSCrew

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The phrase hitting the big time for musicians usually is attached with a big performance or winning an award. Specifically for DJs, making it has a lot to do with who they work with. Notable examples would be Neil Armstrong with Jay-Z or a decade earlier Mix Master Mike with The Beastie Boys. But Mick Boogie has one-upped them all.

He has aligned himself with MC Hammer. Read the rest of this entry »

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SMH 2006? MC Hammer’s “Get to Know You” Video

02.08.09 Written by David D.

I’m convinced Phonte is half-human, half buffoon-sniffing coon dog.

Somehow last night Tigallo stumbled onto this gem of ignorance from the immortal MC Hammer and decided to share it with his twitterlings.

A few observations: Read the rest of this entry »

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