Nick Cannon Says Mariah Carey Is Having Twins [AP]
Tyler Perry Snubbed By Screen Actors Guild [The Urban Daily]
Top TV Nude Scenes in 2010 [WarmingGlow]
The 7 Lamest “Tron: Legacy” Products [Complex] Read the rest of this entry »
Sidney Lauren
Five Inevitable Ways Your Social Network Will Be Ruined [Uproxx]
10 Ways Kanye Can Stay in Our GOOD Graces [The BVX]
Calling It In: The Blackberry Torch Review [Complex]
Memorable Movie Fack Yous: A Compilation [FilmDrunk] Read the rest of this entry »
Since nobody’s perfect, we figured this unreleased Mimi could get some burn.
After all, getting wine wasted and acting an ass at awards shows isn’t all bad (lie). Neither is marrying Nick Cannon (lie). So, Mimi, if Tricky Stewart brings some of strings epic enough for a battle intro in the 300 sequel–and the best you can come up with is this aptly-titled ode to incorrect–well, that’s alright (lie). Read the rest of this entry »
This is a travesty. I’m so disappointed that people let this happen. This clip revealed something that disturbs me to no end. If you’re like me, you’re in a fit of rage asking the same two questions I am:
1. This is Mariah Carey’s first acting award?
2. Didn’t anyone see Glitter?! Read the rest of this entry »
Chocolate x Tuesday = A Good Day
ABC Picks Up “187 Detroit” Pilot [Reuters]
UnGoogled: A Week Of Discovering Alternatives For Google’s Services [MakeUseOf]
What Do Blind People See? [Mental_Floss]
Erin Andrews’ Bodyguard Checks Out Her Ass [Don Chavez]
Resolutions For You, Me, & Them [The Cynical Ones]
R.I.P. Lady Sov’s Music Career [Stereogum]
Man Gets Breast Implants for His Tattoo [F-Listed] Read the rest of this entry »
It’s still somewhat crazy to see how far Trey Songz has come in the past five years. Rewinding back to my high school years, dude was a local prodigy who was known to jack popular beats and add his own two cents to ‘em. Yup, seems like yesterday when there would be barbershop arguments on how far his talent would actually take him. While he’s still got a considerable distance to go to truly maximize his potential, Petersburg, Va.’s own still stands as one of the more popular names in R&B. Read the rest of this entry »
Man listen. I’m going to watch this movie. And you know what? You probably should too.
Initially, when the girls over at RBN tried to put me on to it, I kinda hit the snooze button and rolled over.
My initial thoughts were all negative. Oprah Winfrey and Tyler Perry? Give me a break and a damn Kit-Kat bar. That sounds like the directorial tag team from Hell for cliché black movies. And they got Mariah and Monique in the mix too? Word? This can’t be good. Read the rest of this entry »
There’s a reason I smoke and don’t drink and this commercial illustrates it perfectly.
See, if I came home and found He-Man getting his Power Sword polished in wifey’s Grayskull, the last thing I would need is a beer. Aside from thirst not being a priority, beers generally don’t make for good projectiles. They are fragile and have no balance. Even if they did, my aim would probably be off from all the rage and the Heineken would likely smack the back of her head and his hand. This would result in the first beer-bottle-aided-deepthroat homicide. Meanwhile, Prince Adam over there would probably be having the time of his life getting his sacs vacuumed dry. Read the rest of this entry »
If Mariah Carey likes it so hood, why is she with Nick Cannon? Maybe one foot in each door? Eh? Eh? Read the rest of this entry »
Modelogic x Mmm Mmm
Google This: 5 Reasons to Switch to Bing [Mashable]
Mariah Joins Oprah’s Music Club [Idolator]
Cash Money Lawsuit Against DJ Drama Thrown Out [MTV]
Video: Five Ways President Obama Changed My Life [Notes From A Different Kitchen]
Daddy Day Care Busted for “Blow as Babysistter” Trick [Gawker]
Accidental Landlords: Unable to Sell, More Rent Out Their Homes [Time]
Adventures in Creative Sentencing: No Jail for No Sports [TSB]
5 Rappers Who Abandoned Twitter [Broken Cool]
Give me a reason & I’ll post the pic of Mariah in a bikini
After a less than stellar performance on her husband’s show, America’s Got Talent, and Mariah (or her team) has put the kibosh on all promo for her upcoming Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel. Read the rest of this entry »
Perhaps Mariah shouldn’t have mimicked Marshall Mathers in that “Obsessed” video. Read the rest of this entry »
Bella Is A Bonafied Thick Thursday Selection
Van Hunt Takes The Emergency Exit After Blue Note’s Blowjob [Creative Loafing]
Time Heals All Wounds: Cuban, Martin Are Cool Now [The Big Lead]
I Hate When Men Cry Too Much [Fly Guy Chronicles]
How To Dress Like Your Favorite “Do the Right Thing” Characters [Complex]
Q-Tip’s ‘Kamaal The Abstract’ Will Finally See A Release [TRU]
Nick Cannon: Mariah Carey’s Not Dissing Eminem In ‘Obsessed’ [MTV]
Obsessed LeBron James Fan Gets Tattoo and Mouthguard [The Hoop Doctors]
MJ Started It: Celebrity Crotch Grab Imitators [Yep Yep]
Artist Gets Money to Study Women’s Asses [Our Kitchen Sink]
Some of the Best of the Dirtiest from Facebook [Uncoached]
Jam Master Jay Memorialized on Tiny Green Sign [Sound Of The City]
Turning Sunday Church into Saturday Night Soul Train [Afrojacks]
You have to believe in dreams, I mean aim high. How else can you explain Skillz gettin’ Mariah on a track? Read the rest of this entry »
If you peeped “Bagpipes From Baghdad” yesterday, a leak from Eminem’s Relapse, you may have noticed the song was a direct jab at happily married couple Nick Cannon & Mariah Carey. Over Dr. Dre’s spiraling Irish instrumentation, Eminem spews ether like:
“I ain’t playin’ no fuckin’ more/Nick Cannon you prick/I wish you luck with the fuckin’ whore…”
or
“I mean I really want ya bad you cunt/Nick you had your fun/I’ve come to kick you in your sack of junk…”
Suffice to say, Mr. Cannon is less than amused and spazzed on his blog:
I’m taking full action on you Eminem. I don’t know why no one has stood up to your bitch ass yet. But I guess it’s going to take a corny, wack rapping, boy toy from Nickelodeon to set you straight. And trust, I am going to be relentless. Even though I got a lot of other obligations and occupations, you are my new full time job “homey”! I asked myself should I go find this Bitch and just whoop his little ass? Read the rest of this entry »
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