Maybe it’s been the amount of free time I’ve had this week, but I’ve been catching up with this television show called The News and it’s pretty interesting. I’ve learned a lot. The biggest thing I’ve learned has been that there are a lot of people out in the world that suck. Not in the sexy way either.

Then, the wildest thing happened the other day. I was walking around the woods and some guy named Virgil took me on a trip. He showed me a few circles of Hell and where each of this week’s evildoers will end. Can someone remind me to re-up on my ‘shrooms when this list is done? Read the rest of this entry »

Before the passing of Teddy Pendergrass and the disturbingly painful earthquake which struck Haiti, Lane Kiffin’s return to USC was to be the biggest news for awhile. At least in my world. I was under the assumption Pete Carroll’s departure and Lane’s second stint in SoCal were all apart of some secret USC bond. Read the rest of this entry »

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Lil Wayne Boosts Lane Kiffin’s Street Cred [TRU]

Rip Hamilton: Michael Curry’s a Liar [Slam]

Catholics Pissed At Larry David For Pissing On Jesus [Animal]

Door Knockers: Five People Worse Than Trick-Or-Treaters [Urban Daily]

Celebrities Who Won’t Need A Mask This Halloween [Hello Beautiful]

Cheated Texas Lottery Winner Says He’s Staying Hopeful [Dallas News]

Henry Louis Gates and Cambridge Cop Still Drinking Buddies [Gawker]

Charles Barkley Wants To Return To NBA? [Black Voices]

Halloween Costumes: Start ‘em or Sit ‘em [Afrojacks]

50 Cents 15 Million Security Bill [Contact Music]

5 Reasons To Watch The NBA This Season [Hoop Docs]

Historical Figures Leave Their Browsers Open [College Humor]

An Update On The Dune Remake [Pajiba]

Taking on the Man: Musicians Who Sue Their Record Label [Getback]

TSS Shirts For $11 [TSS]