Someone brought to our attention Khia’s critique of Trina’s Still Da Baddest. Realistically, Trina ain’t shit but if you got her Goose’ed up the Diamond Princess’ freestyles would run circles around Khia’s albums. So fuck it, we’re repaying the favor.
Originally, we started to break tradition and pull a blind rating, word to Maxim & The Black Crowes, no listening necessary. But, we knew that would be unfair & that you would want further explanation. Spearheaded by TC, we got together as a Crew (so that one person wouldn’t be alone in the suffering) to come up with a track-by-track assessment of said musical composition.

1. “Nasti Muzik” – Janet called… and she wants her intro back. Control this is not.
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2. “My Swag” – Khia has the swag of a flamingo and this song sounds like it was a bonus track for BET Uncut’s Greatest Hits. “My swag is the best pussy ever had…” I can’t take this line seriously, especially knowing how she looks.
3. “Be Your Lady” – “I’ll fix you breakfast buttnaked while you eating me out” ??? Since when is perch served in the morning?
Really though, she kinda had me liking her in this joint – talking about cooking my dinner and folding my clothes…then, I remembered what she looks like.
4 . “Shit On Me” (Skit) – This ain’t a skit; she couldn’t squeeze another beat out the budget. I just thank God this isn’t about what I thought it was gonna be about.
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5. “Like Me” – All the beats sound so much they same they’re almost running together. Cheap-ass, 1987 Casio-type beats, shitty lyrics, horrible production….I wager this was recorded on a $12 mic from Radio Shack. “Looking extra thick in a short white tee”. I’ll bet she looks “extra thick” in just about anything she wears. Wear black, Khia. I hear it has a slimming effect. Read the rest of this entry »