Welcome to the Quiet Storm, baby.

Originally I intended on posting Boyz II Men – “Uhh Ahh” on account of it’s a hilarious video (“…injection, fellas”) and made me feel funny on the inside when I was in middle school. I used to turn that mug off so fast when my parents came in the room. Of course, the Boyz followed a couple years later with a particularly rousing “I’ll Make Love To You.” It still befuddles me to think of a DJ putting that cut on for a cafeteria full of sweaty 8th graders. Read the rest of this entry »

“..and you’re my number 1 candidate.”

This song randomly popped up on a playlist at some point last week and I had to let it ride out..

At the time it dropped, I had just began to notice the inverse proportionality between Mariah’s breast size and her talent; the larger one got, the more the other deflated. Read the rest of this entry »