Jossie
Chain Reaction: A History of Plies’ Greatest Chains [Complex]
What Your Choice of Super Soaker Says About You [Buzzfeed]
Big Ben Video, Evidence Released [With Leather]
Is Eminem’s ‘Recovery’ More Than Just Celebrity Rehab? [The BVX]
The Five Worst Times To Be Naked [Uproxx] Read the rest of this entry »
And wouldn’t you know it, Don Imus ranks in at #8. Read the rest of this entry »
Leaked by the choreographer.
I personally get extremely peeved when I see a comedian roast someone then kiss that person’s ass when the celebrity shows up.
Good thing David Letterman isn’t that kind of comedian. Read the rest of this entry »
Barring some sort of major fiasco, the big game-changing moments are over.
Last night was McCain’s final attempt to gain ground against Obama. McCain reacted by waging his most personal and aggressive set of attacks. He brought up Ayers, ACORN and delivered his “you should have run four years ago” soundbite, while seemingly making Joe the Plumber his new running mate. Barack handled each with the same informative and unflustered responses, maintaining his Read the rest of this entry »
Kids learn this type of bullshit behavior from the adults in their lives. That’s all I’mma say about that. Let’s hope that the elder statesman McCain doesn’t swing below the belt, repeating his antics from the last debate. Read the rest of this entry »
When things get as bad as they were this week — what with the plunging world economy — laughter is indeed the best medicine. SNL been killin’m lately and Thursday’s special was no exception. Read the rest of this entry »
After the debate last night, I watched Nightline for a translation of what really went down that maybe I wasn’t aware of or able to read between the lines of. Even though I’m not sure he’s completely unbiased, George Snuffleupagus Stephanopoulos generally manages to speak to me in terms that I can follow. Particulary, their Report Card feature manages to cut to the chase to say “aiight, here’s who did what best.” Their Fact Check feature is an added bonus. While all the talking is happening, there are those who are digging up the dirt to call the candidates on their bullshit. Read the rest of this entry »
With the advent of the first potentially interesting vice presidential debate in history, Contra™ and I were horrified to learn the whole thing will be scripted.
Talk about a bailout.
I know ol’ Crazylegs Biden is a terrifying force of nature that surely none of us would wish to face-off with, but come ooooon. Correct me if I’m wrong, but if you need to be briefed so heavily on politics you need a script to remember it all for a political debate, you probably wouldn’t make a very good president when it comes to, say, talking to the world’s leaders on the spot. Or being interviewed by the press. Or, realistically, anything.
That said, TSS Crew members Contra, David D., TC, Sam Cadet and I made it our business to write Gov. Sarah Palin’s script for tonight’s debate in St. Louis. We covered all the potential hot button topics she may not know about… Read the rest of this entry »
If you haven’t already, you need to go ahead and cancel those Friday night plans.
Sit ya ass down and watch the debates.
One thing that you may want to pay attention to is the location. Don’t get it twisted — Barack is playing a road game. In case you didn’t know, Barack Obama and Seargant Slaughter are debating in Oxford, MS on Ole (as in “Grand Ole Party”) Miss campus. As your Mississippi ambassador, I will impart a few bits knowledge about the home in which our first presidential debate will be held. Now, don’t go off talking about how twisted things are in the South. This is just one pocket of the very diverse and three-dimensional state I love.
Disclaimer: Some of these tidbits will be mildly subjective
- I fucking hate Ole Miss and everything it stands for.
- Ole Miss’ mascot is the Rebel. As in the rebels who fought for the Confederacy. He wears and old Confederate army suit, ready to shoot down those slave-freeing bastards.
- As a senior in high school, I received an invitation to apply for a scholarship at Ole Miss. The Trent Lott Scholarship to be exact. I politely declined. Read the rest of this entry »
John McCain has made a crucial mistake. He’s underestimated the political power of satirists in an election year. In what can only be considered a bitch move, McCain bailed on the David Letterman show claiming he was “rushing to Washington” to cure our economic woes when instead Read the rest of this entry »
Since we’ve been accused of showing favoritism towards Obama, I’ve taken upon myself to show you that John McCain is an okay, old white dude in his own right.
“You look like the guy who the neighbors say ‘He mostly kept to himself.’”
Zing!
Quota filled.
Camar-Loves The Flava
Qwote Feat. Trina – Dont Wanna Fight
Above The Law – Sex, Money and Music
Ice Cube – Legal Paper
Strong Arm Steady Feat. Paul Wall – Swack You Out
LL Feat. Method Man, KRS-One, Jim Jones & Lil Kim – The 5 Boroughs Are Back
Lil Wayne & Young Jeezy – Lollipop (Remix)
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