Part of Tracy Morgan’s shtick is his love for ladies and, in particular, his desire to procreate with them. Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, he amplified his desires, taking them to knew heights by putting them in the form of song and video. Ladies, if Tracy’s in your city, make sure your chastity belt is locked firmly in place and you don’t skip a day on your pills.

Seen: Rizoh’s

It all makes more sense now. Last week, I was going to overlook the above footage of Ron Artest on Kimmel in his skibbies. Figured “Nah, he’s just a fool.” Skipped the story about him and his half-sister pulling a welfare scam in Indianapolis, only adding it to the Cooler because “Nah, you can’t really believe that man had a hand in helping his sister pull the scam. I mean, they prolly don’t even have the same mom or go to the same family reunions so she really ain’t his real sister. Can’t count that against him. No sir.” Read the rest of this entry »

I was up late working last night & Amerie popped up to perform on Jimmy Kimmel. You know what happened. Mesmerized by the legs. But not just the legs because even her backup dancers were gyrating & gettin’ it in, dry-humping the ground Read the rest of this entry »

With all that’s been going on recently, I had almost forgotten about this (save for people asking if I had the album yet at work). I hadn’t hear this song in a good month or so and it sounded a lot better when paired with the visuals.  Plus five things dawned on me while watching it:

1. It debuted on the Jimmy Kimmel Show last night. This would’ve been a coup for The Jimmy Fallon show, but I guess Jon Bon Jovi takes precedence. He must have some big project in the works. Read the rest of this entry »