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Posts Tagged ‘Janet Jackson’

Jermaine Dupri Got Himself A Tattoo Of Janet

In celebration of his beau’s 43rd birthday, JD chose to ink Janet’s face on his torso. I have nothing more to say because you should be able to apply your own jokes & predictions from here. I only leave you with the same question Contra™ asked me. “Why’s he covering...
May 19th, 2009 | Everything Else, GENERAL, SMOKE BREAK | Read More

5.15 The Cooler

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May 15th, 2009 | GENERAL, SMOKE BREAK, The Cooler | Read More

“Money Ain’t A Thang”

Hip-Hop’s mini-mogul/magic leprauchun has been progressively developing a new skill. It started with his remarkable ability to make more checks bounce than Nike Basketball (*swoosh*). But after much practice, he has perfected it. He can now make any career, business, investment or record label...
March 31st, 2009 | AUDIO, GENERAL, MUSIC, SMOKE BREAK, STRAY SHOTS | Read More

2.14 The Cooler

For Freak Something Saturday we present Jessica Rochelle Kanye West Says ‘Best Hip-Hop Beats Of All Time’ Will Be On Jay-Z’s The Blueprint 3 [MTV] A Brief History of Rasheed Wallace’s All Star Game AF1’s [NK] Mr. Collipark Weekly Address: “If You Don’t Have A Song. You...
February 14th, 2009 | GENERAL, SMOKE BREAK, The Cooler | Read More

2.9 The Cooler

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February 9th, 2009 | GENERAL, SMOKE BREAK, The Cooler | Read More

You’se A Sucker For Love

Obviously anything first seen in the New York Post’s Page Six has to be taken with a grain of salt. But this account on Jermaine Dupri’s ouster from Universal almost sounds plausible.
January 14th, 2009 | GENERAL, SMOKE BREAK | Read More

“Lil Penny’s Got A Baby…”

Janet Jackson is pregnant.
December 10th, 2008 | AUDIO, LOOSIES, MUSIC, SMOKE BREAK | Read More

People I Want To Be For A Day

Words By David D. 3. Jigga 2. Jordan 1. This guy getting a public dry humping from Ms. Nasty This vid is the best advertisement Janet and her folks could have ever shown for this tour cause I am heading to Ticketmaster right this second. Granted, this
September 16th, 2008 | AUDIO, MUSIC, SMOKE BREAK, STRAY SHOTS, VIDEO | Read More

“Rub Your T*tties If You Love Big Poppa!”

The feds ruled today that the nip slip & the teat seen around the world won’t cost CBS a dime. A federal appeals court today (July 21) threw out a $550,000 indecency fine against CBS Corp. for the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show that ended with Janet Jackson’s breast-baring “wardrobe...
July 21st, 2008 | SMOKE BREAK | Read More

When I Think Of You…

“Now…I’m absolutely disgusted by Plies as an artist, but I gotta give respect when it’s due…I like this joint.” I couldn’t agree more with my man Doug Howser. As far as rapping goes, I’d usually give credit to Eli before Plies. Regardless, with R&B...
May 20th, 2008 | AUDIO, GENERAL, LOOSIES, MUSIC | Read More

“Feedback” - Review Of Janet Jackson’s Discipline

Words By Jada G. “I’m what you’ve been missing. You might need to jump on this” For the past 22 years, Janet Jackson has adhered to the essential guidelines of pop stardom 101. She molds her body into six-pack ab shape just in time for every release date with a superhuman fitness...
March 5th, 2008 | ALBUM REVIEWS, AUDIO, GENERAL, MUSIC | Read More