You know you’re on to something when you make a storied rap career just by being yourself. Even when cracking a smile, Maino remains the gangsta’s champion and he’ll gladly whip you with the belt as well as rock it with pride. Pound for pound, he’s looking to body any jerk, Jenk or joke of a rapper that has the audacity to get in his way. Read the rest of this entry »

While most artists tend to hate being pressured by label-induced deadlines, this may be just what the doctor prescribed for Jay Electronica. After his sudden announcement yesterday, the man who hurt Diddy’s delicate feelings is putting hip-hop on notice once again, this time by featuring new labelmate Dr. Hov and nurse The-Dream on “Shiny Suit Theory.” Read the rest of this entry »

Aesop rocked but if he rapped, this would be the story he would tell to the kids at the campfire. As hilarious (and ridiculous) some of Jeff & Eric’s fables may be, they always manage to prove a point. The point that most of the artists ridicued would like the public to try and forget. All we asked is for a new album from Dre but NOOOOOOOOOOO! Read the rest of this entry »

Hey L.A. Reid! You know how else we know Shyne is garbage? Since when does Curtis Jackson shy away from a beef? That’s like Def Jam supporting their artists to the best of their ability. Never gonna happen. Read the rest of this entry »

In a shocking turn of an events, everybody’s favorite Pink Ranger, Charles Hamilton, takes the B-Rabbit approach and pours his own poison to build some immunity to criticism with a series of self-inflicted low blows, written by Jeff & Eric. He even suggests you download Normalcy and get placed back on the XXL cover. Read the rest of this entry »

Guess who’s bizack? Jeff & Eric a.k.a. ItsTheReal and they’ve re-upped their hustle with the duo who know a thing or two about that as well. Read the rest of this entry »

By now, I’m sure everyone’s heard about Jay-Z accomplishing the unbelievable (as in yeah right) by selling out Madison Square Garden in a minute. And to honor the occasion, the Rosenthals have 60 seconds of snark for your favorite Hip-Hop artist. Read the rest of this entry »

The Rosenthals have been on grind mode for the past 730 days and they’ve put together a *star studded video to pat themselves on the back for their efforts. I find it odd nobody mentioned my personal favorite “Fall Out Day,” but they’ve covered enough bases to score runs with everybody at least once.

And in case you didn’t log on to Twitter yesterday (only way you could have missed it,) Ace Hood was completely annihilated. And guess who started it all? Read the rest of this entry »

This topic dominated the Alchemist review and now Jeff, Eric and estranged brother Dan (they exiled him to Cleveland) poke fun at the Jones’ child support extortion case.

“I wanna be the stepfather to the God’s Son’s son…” — Winner

Previously Posted — Gimme The Loot, Gimme The Loot!

I-T-R is running this vlog shit…

I gotta admit I was hesitant to push play on the video above.  After the past few days I had at work, Lord knows I didn’t need sit through a contrived skit.  Thankfully Jeff & Eric (who were noticeably absent) didn’t disappoint with this one. Read the rest of this entry »

I’m posting this for positve reinforcement.  Anytime someone gets something right, you have to highlight it so maybe they’ll continue in that direction.  Granted BET is an easy target, but Jeff & Eric handled this with just the right touch.  Keep up the good work fellas… we’ll let you know it your act needs some fine tuning.

If Jeff didn’t write that, you can bet your bank account that 500K Flea did. But this Thursday, it’s going down… Read the rest of this entry »

Not to be confused with the Saigon jab.

But it seems Hip-Hop’s favorite fornicators Joe Budden and reigining King Mag Queen Tahiry, need a bit of counseling and who better than to take on the task than ItsTheReal’s Jeff & Eric?

Hit the break to see exactly why they need the Rosenthal’s expertise. Read the rest of this entry »

If you’ve been paying attention to the Smoke Break, you would’ve known this one was on the bubble.

Enjoy as Guapo Slim, Cocoa Fuerte and E’Remember’Me go in on a few gossip blog sites. Read the rest of this entry »