It’s A Miracle And No One Cares

03.05.10 Written by S.Cadet

The iPod for Generation Y is like the Walkman times a hundred, thousand trillion. The ability to have thousands of songs (depending on the model) at your disposal, coupled with an iconic design and aggressively trendy ad campaign helped catapult the device to cultural icon status. Music was all we needed on the go for much of the last decade; everything else was an added plus.

As the decade wrapped we saw a convergence in media devices. Portable music playback couldn’t get much better for the majority of consumers and it was time to evolve in order to keep sales moving.

Sam Machkovech broke it down recently in an article for The Atlantic:

“Music consumption lays forever changed in the iPod’s wake; no 8-year storm could have so much impact again, especially since its biggest result is that every pocket-sized device now comes with MP3 playback. The idea of holding a cell phone in one hand and a music player in the other will become an antiquated laugh soon enough.”

We’re participating in a competitive consumer tech market where the best handhelds do a little bit of everything. The days of just playing music, videos and podcasts are over for millions and those numbers are constantly growing. Hell, the smart phone market is already doing damage to MP3 players & handheld camcorders are gaining popularity as portable gaming devices.

And with that said, I have disagree with Mr. Machkovech in regards to attaching every last function to a phone, at least for the time being. There are still popular devices for people who want to leave the handset out of the equation. Thing is, they do pretty much everything else under the sun. Newer personal media players like the iPod Touch and Zune HD are the most popular candidates in providing music, videos, apps, games and wi-fi internet access all in one device. The PSP and DSi, gaming hand helds first and foremost, moonlight as portable media devices but arguably aren’t as slick in their interface and utility as the aforementioned chalk horses.

Portable media players are seeing the same fate that cell phones met in the advent of the smart phone. Their functionality trickled down into the average joe schmoe sphere in the form of the iPhone, various Blackberry® models, Palm Pre and Nexus One. Now people can’t get enough of them. As sales climb for these do-it-all machines, the geek in me will be intrigued to see what will happen next. Personally speaking, it’d seem backward to roll with a iPod classic when my ill-used 5g iPod finally gives out.

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9.17 The Cooler

09.17.09 Written by Gotty™

azayliasen

As Sexy As Azaylia Sen

Patrick Swayze’s Influence On Hip Hop [URB]

Michael Jordan: The Art of Hangtime [Hoop Doctors]

Obama’s Student Loan Plan: A Government Takeover Few Can Argue With [Time]

Measure To Let Guns On Amtrak Passes Senate [CNN]

Fantasy Football: Waiver Watch [Gridiron Experts]

The New iPod Touch Really Is About 50% Faster…OK, Maybe a Bit Less [Gizmodo]

Pics from “Kung Fu Kid” Set [Showing Out]

Quick Million For New Dan Brown Book [AP]

The 25 Sexiest Celebrity PETA Ads [Epic Carnival]

Free McDonald’s or Wal-Mart Gift Card With Your Next Syphilis Test [F-Listed]

Cowboys Selling “Ours Is Bigger” Stadium T-Shirts [SbB]

How To Stash Your Drugs & Talk To Cops Tutorial [HMJ]

Google Reportedly To Buy Brightcove For $500-$700 Million [SVI]

What Facebook can learn from Gmail [Slate]

Chad Says He’ll Lambeau Leap if He Scores [YB]

Blu And Pharoahe Monch Speak About Shafiq Husayn [OS]

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9.10 The Cooler

09.10.09 Written by Gotty™

challedon-saltor

Challedon Saltor. Nothing But (Mostly) Net

Hugh Hefner: What He’s Worth [TMZ]

Site Spotlight: Rappers That Suck [C&D]

MJ’s “This is It” Poster Revealed [Showout]

iPods Get Cheaper, Making Room For…Better iPods? [Mashable]

Would You Steal a Sex Toy? [NWSO]

The Most Ridiculous Rap Beefs [Giant]

Here Comes the Beatles Merchandise Machine [Getback]

Is Drinking Piss Really Good For You? [Recall]

Yes, The UFL is Willing to Go With Helmet Ads [Sporting News]

Hell Rell Accuses Jim Jones Of Stealing Royalties In Lawsuit [AHH]

?uestlove, Is That You? [TRU]

If True, This Is The Greatest Craigslist Post Ever [BoH]

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9.7 The Cooler

09.07.09 Written by Gotty™

brand-dee

Brand Dee. Putting in work on Labor Day.

Michael Jackson’s Glove Sold For $49k [Broken Cool]

Japan’s 32 Best iPhone Apps (All Available In English) [Tech Crunch]

Erykah Badu Talks About Her Healthy & Happy Household [C&D]

Jabro Halo Wireless Headset [Kayne University]

College Pole Vaulter Killed When He Misses Pad [SbB]

Dear Lindsay Lohan, I Don’t Want Any Ugly Kids [Blogxilla]

The Gangs of El Salvador: A Growing Industry [Time]

Police Motorcycle Gets Nailed [Yep Yep]

30 Traits Of A Good Weed Dealer [Hail Mary Jane]

Kate Plus 8: Gosselin’s Hair Twins [BV]

Superman Has This Flashlight [Radar Online]

Nas & Damien Marley’s Distant Relatives Tracklist [Nah Right]

Nintendo Cartridge Hard Drives [Street Level]

Walkman Outsells iPod…In Japan… Kinda… [Coed]

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Something Old, Something New…

08.30.09 Written by Gotty™

lg-caseb

Contexture Design gutted a few old cassette tapes & made them carrying cases for your iPod Nano. Read the rest of this entry »

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Gamers Unite: PS3 or Xbox 360?

07.20.09 Written by David D.

ps3vsxbox360

As you all know, I got got. At first, I was in shock over the iPod, camcorder and GPS. Then it hit me that I’d put my Xbox 360 in the trunk to take to UPS to sent back to Microsoft to replace my device that was suffering from the Red Ring of Death. Of course the tambourine tossers took it. Read the rest of this entry »

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How To Piss On A Good Moment…

07.17.09 Written by David D.

the-hardy-boys

I hopped out of bed this morning and my swag was on. I’d just watched Obama’s speech for the 7th time and wrote a story about my dad. I was feeling all warm and Black and shit.

I saw the post up on the site with some positive comments. That made me feel even more jolly. I decided to give pops a call and tell him that his favorite child just wrote about him.

I called him on my way to my car to grab my iPod on the way to the gym.

Me: “Dad, did you get my email?”

Dad: “Naw, I missed it. What was it?”

Me: “Well, I decided to- what the sumbitch somebody broke into my car I’ll call you back!” Read the rest of this entry »

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6.2 The Cooler

06.02.09 Written by Gotty™

tiityeve

Titillating Tuesdays With Eve

Cee-Lo, Justice, Little Boots Signed To Reborn Elektra Label [Billboard]

New Gadget Will Synchronize Your iPhone Or iPod Wirelessly [Gizmodo]

Who’s Your Daddy, Stephen Curry? [TSB]

How to Date a Porn Star, With Lana Cox [Coed]

10 Classic Video Moments Of Jesse “The Body” Ventura In Pro Wrestling [Uncoached]

Prey = Software To Keep Track Of Your Stolen Laptop [Bootlog]

Nike Hyperdunk – Aston Martin Edition [Sneaker News]

Duppies 101 [It's After The End Of The World]

Best Obama Cameos In Comic Books [Asylum]

OTL: Brandon Marshall Can’t Stop Beating Women [SbS]

The Seinfeld Porno Sure Looks Like It, Uh, Exists [BoH]

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5.29 The Cooler

05.29.09 Written by Gotty™

PFF x Nefertiti

Nothing Can Kill The iPod, Not Even The Zune HD [The Life Files]

Prison Guard Knocked Up By Inmate, Arrested For Rape [BoH]

Jay-Z And Eminem Spin A Musical Game Out Of ‘DJ Hero’ [USA Today]

Wu-Note Project Improves Hip-Hop Classics [Soul Bounce]

Verizon CEO: We’re Getting the Palm Pre, Storm 2 Within 6 Months [Gizmodo]

Ron Artest Airs Out the TNT Studio Crew [The Baseline]

U.S. Radio Stations Suffering [Press Play]

Video: Trailer to Bad Lieutenant Starring Xzibit & Nicholas Cage [WooHa]

How Soulja Boy Saved Hip-Hop [RR]

Increase Your Fresh, Purchase A TSS Shirt [TSS]

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4.14 The Cooler

04.14.09 Written by Gotty™

Blow your whistle! Titillating Tuesday’s Jessy James

Porn Star Marilyn Chambers Dead At 56 [Yahoo]

Police: 7- And 8-Year-Old Went To School Stoned [MSNBC]

New Shuffle Costs Apple $21.77 to Build [Gizmodo]

The 10 Coolest Foreign Words The English Language Needs [Cracked]

Lil Wayne Dis Site Surfaces In Wake Of Lawsuit [MTV]

Usain Bolt Talks About Rollin’ With His Homies [Deadspin]

Hero Passenger Lands Plane After Pilot Dies [Jossip]

Stupid Criminals Hall of Fame [College Humor]

Teen Pays $20K To Hang With Rock Drummer [Stereogum]

Products | Writers | Facebook | Twitter

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“Keep Your Zunes & Sansas” – 100% Of Teens Want An iPod

04.09.09 Written by Gotty™

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You ridicule the idea of paying for mp3s, you rebels you. Yet, we forget that not everyone is as savvy to the ways of thievery as you innernuts. But Apple isn’t going anywhere any time soon with this type of predicted dominance. Read the rest of this entry »

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(Prematurely) Introducing The ePod

03.19.09 Written by Gotty™

Some ol’trendy but highly useful sh*t for your perusal. A speaker, movie projector & alarm clock Read the rest of this entry »

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3.3 The Cooler

03.03.09 Written by Gotty™

A Titillating Tuesday With Christine Mendoza

Square Root Day Revelers To Party Like It’s 3/3/09 [CNet]

The Mind of Maurice Clarett: Former Ohio State RB Blogging from Jail [YB]

Blagojevich Lands Six-Figure Book Deal [Sun-Times]

Baby Born With 12 Developed Fingers, Toes [Geekologie]

Pirate Bay trial: Prosecution Calls For One-Year Jail Sentences [Music Ally]

Why We Blog [Futurismic]

Digital Music: Basically, No One Has Any Idea [Idolator]

When Titties Become A Liability: Part Two [Jossip]

When Women Bring Home The Bacon [CNN Living]

Shaquille O’Neal On Chris Bosh: He’s The RuPaul Of Big Men [Pacman Jonesin']

iPhones And iPods Banned At Gates’ Home [Geek Sugar]

Redskins Release Taylor After 1 Year [Washington Post]

TSS @ Facebook

Twitter.com/TSS_Crew

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Your iPod Is Officially Outdated…Again.

09.10.08 Written by Gotty™

The Skinny

– 160G iPod is out replaced at the top of the line with a sleeker 120G model.
– a new taller and thinner Nano.
– Three new IPod Touch models: an 8-gigabyte for $229; a 15G @ $299 and a 32 GB model for $399.

One of the new advanced features (for those of you who indulge in this sort of thing) is the new Pandora-like Genius feature in iTunes 8 (available now)Read the rest of this entry »

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Would You Have Bought A kPod?

09.09.08 Written by MZ

Kpod

The only problem with Microsoft is they just have no taste. They have absolutely no taste. And I don’t mean that in a small way, I mean that in a big way, in the sense that they don’t think of original ideas, and they don’t bring much culture into their products. – Steve Jobs – The Triumph of the Nerds (1996)

I bet Steve Jobs would like to strike that quote from the record now that US courts have acknowledged a British man as the creator of the iPod. Kane Kramer, 52, attained a worldwide patent in 1979 after inventing and building a working model of his device which he called the IXI. Due to technological limitations at the time it only could play 3.5 minutes of audio. On top of that he dropped out of school at 15! Read the rest of this entry »

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