Yo, I sleep through horror/slasher flicks like they were Seinfeld reruns. But this joint right here…

Man, listen, if you’re eating, have a weak stomach, are carrying a baby that is literate, or are easily susceptible to nightmares skip right over this post and have a Happy Hallowe’en. Except you with the literate baby. If he can read, he should walk. Put him down and slap yourself.

Now for the rest of you psychos, here’s the synopsis of The Human Centipede. Read the rest of this entry »