Brooke Hogan Gets Naked For PETA, Hulk Hogan Is Helpless

08.13.11 Written by TC

The Hulkster’s daughter is part model babe, part Jennifer Walters and she’s the latest celeb to renounce animals in clothing in alignment with the thoughts and views of PETA. To make matters worse for the elder Hogan, 58, Brooke turned herself in a caged nudist on her own free will because PETA says that this was not an official campaign. Read the rest of this entry »

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4.12 The Cooler

04.12.11 Written by TSSCrew

Remy

Hulk Hogan to Train Little People to Wrestle for New Show [PopEater]

Tyler Perry Buys New Home For 88-Year-Old Fire Victim [TUD]

Why Does Russia Want to Shut Down GMail? [Uproxx]

Taco Bell Testing Shells Made Of Nacho Cheese Doritos [Bol] Read the rest of this entry »

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12.27 The Cooler

12.27.10 Written by Gotty™

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Jay-Z To Earn $1 Million Dollars For New Year’s Eve Show [The Urban Daily]

The Twelve Best Kinect Hacks Of 2010 [Uproxx]

Hulk Hogan Undergoes 10-Hour Surgery to Rebuild His Spine [GOT]

Game Robbed of $75K On Christmas Eve [Rap Radar]

“Little Fockers” Takes The #1 Spot For The Christmas Weekend Box-Office [The Life Files] Read the rest of this entry »

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Mic Check: The 10 Best Sh*t Talkers In Wrestling History

10.21.10 Written by David D.

What separates the classier, more elegant art form known as professional wrestling from barbaric “sports” like MMA fighting or football is the focus on awesome promos. Wrestlers become distinguishable based as much on their ability to come up with catchy phrases and engage the crowd. Read the rest of this entry »

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Parenting Ain’t Easy: The 10 Worst Dad Decisions In Sports History

08.24.10 Written by David D.

Anyone that tells you that athletes make bad parents are either haters or children of athletes. Recently, we’ve been treated to exceptional acts of horrible fathering from athletes that we’ve grown to know, love and laugh at. So, to commemorate the questionable decisions daddy jocks have made, we’ve compiled the 10 worst acts they’ve committed throughout the history of sports. Read the rest of this entry »

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5.24 The Cooler

05.24.10 Written by Gotty™

Nikki Fay

Saying Goodbye To The Cougar Trend [PopEater]

‘B-Ball Wives’ Star: Someone Stole My Topless Pics [TMZ]

A Short History of Crappy Storage [Uproxx]

Hulk Hogan Suing the Makers of Cocoa Pebbles Cereal [Pro Wrestling]

Lima Time No More [Larry Brown Sports] Read the rest of this entry »

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The Return Of The Monday Night War

01.04.10 Written by David D.

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For any wrestling fan, there are two glory periods: the 80′s, which brought us the Four Horsemen, Hulk Hogan, The Ultimate Warrior and a bunch of other wrestlers that dominated our childhoods. The second golden age came in the late 90s, when WCW and WWF (as they were called at the time) faced off head-to-head every Monday night in a ratings battle that brought out the best in both organizations. This era gave us Stone Cold, The Rock, DX, NWO and Goldberg.

Of course, WWE won the war and bought WCW. Wrestling hasn’t been the same since. It’s mostly sucked. But tonight is a possible return to the glory days with TNA (which stands for Total Nonstop Action…pervs) putting on a three-hour show to go head-to-head with WWE Raw. If you’re confused about which one to watch, have no fear, TSS will be your TV guide. Read the rest of this entry »

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11.23 The Cooler

11.23.09 Written by Gotty™

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Omni Omar Is Pretty In Purple

Is ‘Precious’ the Next ‘Monster’s Ball’? [Pop Matters]

5 Musicians Who Should Find Something Else To Sing About [Cracked]

Let’s See Gucci Outsell This Dude [Compact Diss]

Who’s Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie’s Failure Now? [Gawker]

Are Those Back Boobs? [Don Chavez] Read the rest of this entry »

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“I Reek Of Being The Man…”

11.02.09 Written by David D.

Brett Farve did it. Jordan did it. Hell, even Jesus is supposed to do it. So doesn’t it make sense that Jesus’ older brother and idol, Ric Flair, is coming out of retirement too? Read the rest of this entry »

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“Know Your Role…” The Rock’s 5 Greatest Matches

10.07.09 Written by David D.

Dwayne,

I’ve been waiting for you to come back the same way Hip-Hop has been waiting for that new Outkast album or Detox. It’s been about eight years since you were a full-time wrestler and everything I wanted to be in life. You are one of the biggest stars of all time and have the most mainstream success of any wrestler not named Hulk Hogan. Read the rest of this entry »

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“The Darkest Day In The History Of Hulkamania”…

09.17.09 Written by Beware

After my top dog bombarded me with trivial unnecessities from the Untold History of the WWE for 15 minutes straight over the phone, I figured I had to check out what he dubbed “the best magazine ever.” One ‘rillo later, I was elongating my raspy dialogue like Randy Savage in agreement. Not only did this Encyclopedia Hitanica of Wrestling bring back great memories, it enlightened me to a few missed moments from periods I was too young to remember. Read the rest of this entry »

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Sucking Hulk Hogan…

07.17.09 Written by David D.

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Dear women,

The most unattractive thing you can ever do is watch a sporting event with your man and call anything happening “gay.” Read the rest of this entry »

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“Whatcha Gonna Do?” – Hulk Hogan’s Top 5 Matches

06.12.09 Written by David D.

Watching the Hulk Hogan family drama unfold over the last couple of years has been difficult to watch, especially for us 80′s babies that grew up on saying our prayers and eating our vitamins. The Hogan family has become a freakshow of incestuous pictures, jail time for Hulk’s son and pictures of a kid half the Hulkster’s age gallivanting around town with Hulk’s wife.

Recently I was reminiscing about how awesome it was to be a Hulk Hogan fan growing up. Looking back on his matches, it’s pretty obvious that Hogan could barely put on a decent headlock as he was one of the worst wrestlers to ever perform once the match started. However, you don’t get to be such a megastar in wrestling without having a few great matches. So TSS is here to rank the top 5 Hulk Hogan matches of all-time.

5. Vs. Andre The Giant At Wreslemania III

This is possibly the biggest moment in wrestling history as Hulk Hogan and Andre The Giant met in front of 93,000 people n the Pontiac Silverdome. Hogan’s career was made the moment he bodyslammed Andre. This is an iconic image. But if you watch the match in its entirety, you’ll see it’s like watching a group of amputees trying to play Red Rover. Neither man was good in the ring and this match was horrendous. However, the big moment and sheer historical important makes this an easy top 5 pick.

4. Vs. Shawn Michaels At Summerslam 2005

In case you didn’t know, Hulk Hogan is an egomaniac that believed his own hype. He used to make power plays to guarantee that Read the rest of this entry »

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WTF, WWF

08.07.08 Written by LC Weber

Ask and ye shall receive.

This one is for Rome and Ghost, who made a completely valid point that dudes were nutty for wrasslin in ’98. Not so much the case for my lay-tees (see :40 for ten seconds of why… a wee bit questionable, fellas.) But I digress…

Enjoy.

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