“How To Make It In America” Might Find a New Network [Vulture]

Tina Fey and ?uestlove Settle Beef With A Peace Hoagie [Warming Glow]

Halle Berry Engaged to Olivier Martinez [GOT] Read the rest of this entry »

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There isn’t an official guidebook on what a woman should look like at age 45, but Halle Berry has done her part in blurring the lines of the standard and reality. She hasn’t done a movie in forever but when she hits the beach in a bikini, the entire world tunes in as a testament to her increasing MILF status. Read the rest of this entry »

The inbox is being bombarded today so I’ve decided to stop for a moment to regain my bearings. The move becomes a must when things like “Charlie Ward featuring Flo-Rida” are part of the wave of submissions flying in. Read the rest of this entry »

Jynx Maze

Allen Iverson’s eBay Sale [The Urban Daily]

Experts React To OnSmash, RapGodfathers Seizure [RapFix]

Jim Jones, Miss Info, Lil’ B & More Fire Back On Federal OnSmash Shutdown [Vibe]

The High Financial Cost of HIV/AIDS in the Black Community [Black Voices]

Jynx Maze: Barrio Booty Cutie [Spizzy] Read the rest of this entry »

– Jay Electronica exorcised the ghost Christopher Wallace & got down with the nation of Roc. History suggests he made the right move. It remains to be seen how it affects his career in the long run, but the short term yield benefited the fans.

– Girl Talk shut the internet down on Monday with his aptly-titled All Day.

– Donovan signed a new deal and promptly added more fuel to the ire of Redskin fans before the ink could even dry. Read the rest of this entry »

And we thank God for that.

During a mid-day conversation with Ellen DeGeneres, the actress who had horny 14-year-olds watching romance flicks about racist prison guards admits to the openly Lisa Leslie talk-show host she does indeed enjoy being openly nude, as “rumors” had previously stated. The magnificent mocha goddess also says she frequently walks around her house baring all, which immediately opened the door for the George McFly’s of the world and had Ellen squirming in her seat. Read the rest of this entry »

Ashley Toi

Halle Berry To Appear In Jamie Foxx & Martin Lawrence’s “Skank Robbers” [TUD]

Lesbians Ejected From Ravens Game? [With Leather]

Soulja Boy Says He Shot Someone [GOT]

Top Ten Fictional Police Detectives [Gunaxin] Read the rest of this entry »

Mary J. Blige to Play Nina Simone in Movie Biopic [Spinner]

Queen Latifah and Her ‘Personal Trainer’ Now Own a House Together [Gawker]

Awesome Art Made Of Stuff From Your Desk [Street Level]

Guy In Wheelchair Storms Soccer Pitch [With Leather]

Sarah Palin Wannabes Expose Themselves [TMZ] Read the rest of this entry »

For as far as you probably can remember, the name Halle Berry hasn’t only been the moniker of your ideal wifey, it has become the genericized term for any chick whose sex appeal was off the charts. From glorifying her in song, to convincing the world that bad acting equated to great awards, the level of praise Ms. Berry has attained has rivaled most demigods. But, as it still remains, staying involved isn’t her strong suite. Read the rest of this entry »

Hurricane Chris Performs “Halle Berry” for Louisiana State House Of Representatives

I can think of maybe 2 million things more appropriate to do in The House. Certainly, somebody else there could too. But there must’ve been one crackhead joker of a genius that said “You know what? Let’s do something a little edgy. A little more ‘urban’ and ‘hip’….” Read the rest of this entry »

I would like to nominate you, Jamie, The Greatest Man in the World. Read the rest of this entry »

Hurricane Chris back one more time with his “Halle” song, this go-round featuring a laundry list of rappers who too lust for Ms. Berrrryyyyy, Halle Berrryyyyy! I listened to this last night just to hear Boosie’s smutted out verse.

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Download — Hurricane Chris Feat. Ludacris, Beenie Man, Lil Boosie, Yo Gotti, Pitbull, Yung Joc & C-Ride – “Halle Berry (She’s Fine)” Extended Remix

Previously Posted — Hurricane Chris – “Halle Berry” Video

I don’t want to toot my own horn, but methinks it’s time to get the band ready.

Though we tried to put you on to this song back in October, “Halle Berry” is now officially a summer hit. Bank on it. I could never tell if this was originally Read the rest of this entry »

I tried to told ya’ll © Big Boi. But you all would rather look at the pretty pictures instead of listen.

I wonder how many Read the rest of this entry »

Disclaimer 1: If you haven’t seen 7 Pounds and don’t want to know anything about the movie, then skip this post till you see it. These aren’t spoilers; just a few plot points that you may or may not want to know ahead of time.

Disclaimer 2: What we do here at TSS is intensely analyze different pieces of art. A lot of thought goes into each post. So when a post get critical of someone or something gets labeled as simply “hate,” it’s quite dismissive of the thought and care taken into developing these thoughts. With that said, this post is an exception as I am fully aware that what I am about to say is 73% fueled by sheer hateration. 7 Pounds is a great movie. There. That’s positive.

Continuing on… Read the rest of this entry »