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Top 5 Ways BET Is Ruining Black People [FlyStyleLife]

The All 9’s Clock [Dead Dog]

$50,000 a Year Guitar Hero Seminar [Our Kitchen Sink]

Get Yourself Some Hubby Hubby! [D-Listed]

Top 75 Fantasy NBA Players [Hoop Doctors]

Jermaine Dupri & Atlanta’s DJ Greg Street Kiss & Make Up [Necole Bitchie]

Hip Hop Advertising: The Highs, Jay-Z, And The Lows, Kid [Miss Info]

Pacman Jones To Wakka-Wakka-Wakka To CFL? [SbS]

U.K. Cops Will Rob You for Your Own Good [Asylum]

The Introduction: Pill [Karen Civil]

The Top 10 NBA Uniforms Of The Last 10 Years [Ball Don't Lie]

Oregon Has Nice Facilities [With Leather]

Cancer Hates Lonely People [The Awl]

Top 20 Fictional Mobsters [Epic Carnival]

For The Free: Killer Mike’s Underground Atlanta Compilation [TSS]

With Amyna Around, Who Needs Pillows?

Erin Andrews Will Spill All To Oprah [TSB]

Next ‘Halloween’ To Be In 3-D [EW]

The Stripper Commandments [Please Don't Stare]

Draft Math Lessons With Michael Crabtree [Open Sports]

Kurt Cobain Returns From Dead For Guitar Hero 5 [Hypebot]

Culture Shoq Gets Deep with DJ Mick Boogie [Culture Shoq]

How One Journalist Killed Facebook [Gawker]

3 Secrets That Aren’t Worth Telling [TFGC]

Fashion Police Fail: What’s So Terrible About Michelle Obama’s Shorts? [Black Voices]

36 (Mostly Excellent) Songs To Soundtrack Your Suicide [A.V. Club]

Run DMC Gets Their Own Block [All That's Fab]

Tim James: From College Hoops Star to Iraq [TBL]

Greek Pole Vaulting, Sponsored By Sir Mix-A-Lot [Sports Poop]

DJ Unk Gives Up Weed, Liquor After Heart Attack [AHH]

Ninth Grader Dropped Off By Helicopter On First Day Of High School Panics School Officials [Epic Carnvial]

As you all know, I got got. At first, I was in shock over the iPod, camcorder and GPS. Then it hit me that I’d put my Xbox 360 in the trunk to take to UPS to sent back to Microsoft to replace my device that was suffering from the Red Ring of Death. Of course the tambourine tossers took it. Read the rest of this entry »

Dey Know, Muy Bueno, Casandra Diaz

Joell Ortiz Recycles [Karen Civil]

Foxy Brown Got Jailhouse Perks [Slang Rap Democracy]

NHL Players Sue Golf Developer Over Porn Parties [SbS]

Alchemist’s Top 12 Rapping Producers [Y2K]

McCain: Obama Has ‘Done Well’ As President So Far [AP]

CNN Loves Twitter, But Doesn’t Seem To Always Know How To Use It [Tech Crunch]

DMC Meets With President Obama; Talks Fatherhood [AHH]

14-Year-Old Demolishes Guitar Hero World Records 3 Times [Coed]

How The NY Times Writes An Article About Big Dicks [Gawker]

Parenting Advice: What Moms Should Learn From Dads [Time]

Sell Coke? The UFL Doesn’t Mind [The Big Lead]

Dudes and SportsCenter: A Mistress You Can’t Get Rid Of [Clutch]

Can You Do The Kim Kardashian? Do You Even Want To? [The Life Files]

Transformers Director Rips Studio In Leaked Promo [Yahoo]

Royce Da 5’9″s Boom Backwards? [DJ Premier Blog]

TSS x Major SS Shirts [TSS]

I know I wasn’t the only one who saw this commercial last night during the games. What? We aren’t comfortable enough around here to talk about men in their draws? Read the rest of this entry »

I’ve never been one to fancy Guitar Hero.

For one thing, it’s too hard for me. I don’t have the hand-eye coordination or the patience to learn it. Aside from that, I’ve always felt the game should be called Guitar Loser because that’s what you become when get sucked into the pop-drinking, pizza-eating, cheap plastic lifestyle required to be a so-called ‘Hero.’ Plus, (I know this is like saying “You’ll shoot your eye out” about a Red Ryder BB-Gun), for the price people pay for the game, guitars and PS3, they could have a damn Les Paul. Read the rest of this entry »