On Big Baby, Villanueva & An Absurd Night In The NBA

04.12.11 Written by Ben Lampin


Just a few days back, I said that the NBA gets a lot less interesting as it limps towards the end of the regular season. And I stand by that statement. However, as it often does, the universe decided to show me that I am not infallible. Contradicting my earlier statements, NBA players rose to the occasion in several seemingly meaningless games last night. Read the rest of this entry »

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Big Baby Davis Can Do The Dougie?

07.20.10 Written by Gotty™

I’m in too much amazement (and laughter) to really type a post on this. Thankfully, With Leather shares the Uproxx umbrella with us so I’ll just swipe their pic and credit them for the find. Somewhere, Garnett’s probably popping a blood vessel, screaming at the screen while watching this clip of basketball’s favorite little fruitcup, Glen “Big Baby” Davis. Read the rest of this entry »

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Child Abuse: Bogut Dunks On A Baby

03.10.10 Written by J. Tinsley

It’s taken him a few years, but Andrew Bogut may finally be turning into the player the Bucks drafted first overall in 2005. The past few weeks the guy has seemingly been a double-double waiting to happen. Last Friday, I stumbled upon great seats to the Bucks/Wizards game. Granted the home team was horrible, but the beer was good and seeing Bogut play in person leads me to believe he will be an All-Star in 2011. If BJ3 progresses as expected, the Bucks could really be looking at one of the league’s most promising 1-2 combos.

As for Glen Davis, well, I can’t say I’m not happy he got dunked on. I’ve been salty towards everything Boston Celtics related since Paul Pierce proclaimed himself the best player on the planet after their title run. Whatever California chronic he was smoking when he said that, feel free to pass the dutchie to the left. The best thing about this dunk though? The stumble afterwards. It’s like it happened in slow motion. Where’s the “And 1” guy with the horn when you need him?

Somewhere, Darko Milicic sits in a damp, cold basement with the best of Eric Clapton on repeat searching for the meaning of life. A pack of Newport 100′s and scotch to numb the pain and embarrassment, as well. Such is life for the second coming of Michael Olowokandi.

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Sucking Hulk Hogan…

07.17.09 Written by David D.

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Dear women,

The most unattractive thing you can ever do is watch a sporting event with your man and call anything happening “gay.” Read the rest of this entry »

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If At First You Don’t Suceeed…

05.11.09 Written by TSSCrew

Words By Patrick M.

Over the first half of the 2008-09 season, Big Baby Davis shot under 40 percent from the floor. That’s terrible for anyone but particularly awful for a power forward who plays in close proximity to the rim. He couldn’t hit a wide open shot to save his life, yet kept throwing up ugly line drives as opposing teams dared him to shoot. This drove me and most other Celtics fans crazy. Why keep doing something if you kept failing at it? It upset KG to the point he made Big Baby cry on national TV.

One of the few people who kept urging Baby to shoot was Boston coach Doc Rivers. Occasionally, when Davis threw up a particularly awful miss, he’d look over Read the rest of this entry »

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“Big Baby Blues…”

12.07.08 Written by TC

And someone had the nerve to get offended when David exposed his panties the first time. Read the rest of this entry »

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A Nominee For “Pause 2008″

08.24.08 Written by TSSCrew

Words By David D.

It’s times like this when I realize that there is a God. Just when I’m racking my brain and iTunes for some writing material when the Almighty bestows upon me some undeniable acts. Read the rest of this entry »

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Toss Up…

06.19.08 Written by Gotty™

Spied via HHNLive’s Rumours.

I can see clearly now why his nickname is “Big Baby.”

Loosies

Vast Aire – The Man Without Fear

Sum Kid – Chuck Norris On Drugs

T.I. – You Done It Now

Kanye West Feat. Mikkey Halsted, Miss Criss – All I Need

Marsha Ambrosius – Co-Star

Peedi Crakk- Get Wetted

40 Cal – 2 Shooters On Deck

3 6 Mafia Feat. Project Pat,Spanish Fly,All Kapone,8 Ball & MJG – First 48

Nipsey Hussle Feat. The Game- Bullets (Remix)

Jadakiss Feat. Rashad – Bang Bang

Loosies

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