8.31 The Cooler

08.31.11 Written by TSSCrew

Erica Buns

HIV Case Shuts Down Porn Industry [Film Drunk]

The Random Twitter Feud Of Gilbert Arenas And Joe Mande [With Leather]

Jim Jones Disses Lil’ Wayne For Wearing Jeggins, Claiming Blood [TUD] Read the rest of this entry »

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8.26 The Cooler

08.26.11 Written by TSSCrew

Rosa Acosta

Gilbert Arenas Loses Legal Fight to ‘Basketball Wives’ Participant [Slam]

Nelly Opening Recording School For Students In Missouri [AHH]

Aaliyah’s Indelible Influence On A Generation Of Male Artists [Village Voice] Read the rest of this entry »

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7.6 The Cooler

07.06.11 Written by TSSCrew

Lia Cha

The 10 Greatest Wu-Tang Videos [TRU]

The Top 10 NFL Players In 2011, According To The People [ETSF]

Mac Dre’s Murderer’s Appeal Denied; Life Sentence Upheld [AHH]

The 15 Hottest Women Of 2011 [Complex] Read the rest of this entry »

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The Week That Was: All The King’s Horses & All The King’s Men Edition

06.11.11 Written by J. Tinsley

– The NBA Finals: Where Dallas looks like a team of destiny and where LeBron makes headlines for all the wrong reasons.

– Tracy Morgan upset the gay and lesbian community. And then apologized.

– Lupe isn’t too fond of President Obama. We’ll just leave it at that. Read the rest of this entry »

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Gilbert Arenas Hates His Blind Date And Her Shirt

06.10.11 Written by J. Tinsley

Two years ago I attended a Wizards/Cavs game while in grad school at Georgetown. The rumor of Shaq shacking up with Gilbert Arenas’ woman was the elephant in the room, so I’m assuming Agent Zero has been enjoying the fruits of the single life since then. He’s a professional basketball player which means women throwing themselves at him is probably something he’s become accustomed for quite some time now. The random scoop and score missions with groupies from Disneyworld to Disneyland probably get old after awhile causing for the need to switch things up. Understandable, right? I know have the same problem all the time. With this logic in mind, what did the gun-loving, eccentric Orlando Magician do?

He went on a blind date, that’s what.

To make the situation even better, the date sucked. Not that I wish any ill-will in the relationship department for Gil, but train wrecks always make for funnier stories than fairy tales. And you know what makes this situation more hilarious? He tweeted the entire thing. Follow the rambuncious commentary below from his @agentzeroshow account:

Got hooked up on a blind date..and I guess she was blind when she picked out this outfit ..OMG I thought she was the queen of ZAMUNDA

And they want me to go in public with her..I thought she had a bunch of stretch marks but it was just her shirt..lookn like SIMBA

Ill let u guys know what happen after this date. Should be funny!!!

She just had the nerve to ask me if I like her shirt…”ummmmmm yea on my floor near the fire place”imma call PETA to come get you

Look at this hot mess…she all most caught me takin the pic.. http://lockerz.com/s/108945230

This dragon can eat….I’m glad were at a all u can eat… She went to the rest rm..I think I’m busted you guys. Her friend texted her.

I don’t think imma get the goods tonight…I messed my chances up..she looked mad..over there lookin like a thunder cat…

If I would hav known i would mess this up I would have taken her to get a “rudy tutti fresh and fruiti meal”from ihop..grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

She just said this was the worst date every.but I was thinkin the same thing.who wears a shirt they got from 5th ave in new york. on a date

She called me a jack ass.. I said “she looks so cute with her little ugly self” who’s NEXT

Its okay fellas she still wants action…ladies like rude boys..or the blk card I hav in my pocket..either way bam bam we got ACTION

Sorry fellas she don’t give it up on the first date….all that means is tomorrow..but by then I hope to be on another date…

Oh well gdnt then

Let this marinate for a moment. Next season, Gil’s scheduled to make $19.3M with a player option for $20.8M in 2012-2013. Maybe the young lady has morals and is not impressed with his earning potential and never speaks to Zero again. That’d be commendable. But trust and believe there are plenty more women out there willing to get in the triple threat position at the drop of dime. They’d probably let Gilbert Twitpic the entire thing, too.

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2.7 The Cooler

02.07.11 Written by Gotty™

Nikki J

10 Online Resources for Free, Legal Music [Mashable]

Magic’s Gilbert Arenas Served Court Papers At A Game [ESPN]

Trina Wears Revealing Dress On Stage [TUD]

John Kerry Breaks With Obama On Afghanistan [HuffPo] Read the rest of this entry »

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Gilbert’s Buzzer Beater Bounces

12.29.10 Written by MZ

With his reinvigorated play as of late, Gilbert looks like he dipped in Ponce de León’s pool shortly after landing in Orlando. Conjuring up a little bit of magic on Monday at the end of the third second quarter versus the Nets, Arenas hit a 3/4 length buzzer beater that was all for naught because the shot clock is considered out of bounds. Read the rest of this entry »

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Gilbert Arenas Travels Lightly

12.20.10 Written by MZ

The Orlando Magic were in the unfavorable situation of suffering a losing streak while two of their main rivals in Boston & Miami are in the midst of ripping off double digit win streaks of their own. Feeling the need to make a move to remain competitive, the Magic engineered a three-team deal with the Phoenix Suns & Washington Wizards. Read the rest of this entry »

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By The Grace Of God, Gilbert

03.27.10 Written by TC

For those seeking the hammer to be pounded excessively on a high profile celebrity criminal case (looking @ you Lester Munson), you may want to look elsewhere than the sentencing of Gilbert Arenas. Seeing that his hammer wouldn’t have done any damage with an unloaded gun, the Washington Wizards guard avoids being Plaxico’ed with jail time. Instead, Agent Zero will spend a month in a halfway house and aside from some community service, Read the rest of this entry »

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The Week That Was: The All Out Edition

01.23.10 Written by MZ

The week where the rap world went all out…everywhere we went.

LC’s fresh got respected… by someone other than us.

– The world is at John & Bryce’s fingertips, while Gilbert’s continues to slip away.

– Word brought a new meaning to the term “Holy War”.

Waka Flocka got flamed over his chain. Read the rest of this entry »

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The Continued Fall Of Gilbert Arenas

01.18.10 Written by J. Tinsley

Somewhere between a lack of judgment and media sensationalism lies the Gilbert Arenas saga. Gil is currently awaiting a late March sentencing date where he could receive upwards of six months in prison. Charles, Kenny and Ernie recently spoke about the entire situation during a recent Inside The NBA telecast. Regardless whether you tend to agree with them or not, clips like this make these make it one of the premiere sports shows in rotation. Chuck reflects the sentiments that Gil’s mistake doesn’t warrant him losing the remainder of his contract (somewhere near $90M). Kenny, on the other hand, believes a suspension is the only logical explanation for his actions, while Ernie poses the $50M question, “If this violates his contract, then why can’t they rip it up?”

And somehow, someway, I find myself right in the middle. He deserves it, but he doesn’t. I’m of the belief the entire story was never truly told. That’s water under the bridge in the grand scheme of things, I assume. Regardless you made your own bed, Gil. Make it up or lay in it.

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The “Free Gilbert” Shirt

01.15.10 Written by Jason H.

For years, the folks at Turntable Lab have mastered sports commentary on cotton. T-Lab had to be quick on the trigger (that was too easy) to put out their latest tee, “Free Gilbert.” The shirt is irony at its best, using the Bullets name – the former name of the Washington franchise – and logo. Read the rest of this entry »

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The Week That Was: Gilbert’s Got Guns Edition

01.09.10 Written by MZ

SMH @ NBA who chose to fine four Wizards for laughing at Arenas.  And why only four?  Everyone above looks to be laughing in some way shape or form.

– It was a tough week for athletes as Gilbert finally learned the world doesn’t “revolve” around him & Nik loves Braylon’s money.

– For the last time, it’s Twenty-Ten.  Moving On. Read the rest of this entry »

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Agent Zero Gets Decommissioned

01.06.10 Written by Patrick M.

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The Gilbert Arenas saga encapsulates so many different issues and contradictions present in American culture at the end of the decade. The original story, leaked by the New York Post, appears to have totally misconstrued what happened. Yet, the story ran anyway as timeliness took precedence over fact-checking. The Post never corrected their story and the image of two Black men threatening each with guns in a locker room is what stuck in people’s mind. Read the rest of this entry »

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12.25 The Cooler

12.25.09 Written by Gotty™

mc

Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays!

Arenas Keeps Kicks, Guns In Locker [SLAM]

#Follow: Best Hip-Hop Sports Writers On Twitter [KSpace TV]

Lloyd Banks Says Expect His Next Album In June [RTNY]

5 Legal Cases That Defined Music in 2009 [Wired]

MLB Pitcher Sues His Catcher [TMZ] Read the rest of this entry »

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