5.16 The Cooler

05.16.09 Written by Gotty™

Kitty Kat x Freak Something Saturdays

Tales of Trumpeters [Straight No Chaser]

Danger Mouse To Release Blank CD After Contract Dispute [MTV]

The 10 Biggest Tech Failures of the Last Decade [Time]

Athlete Names That Sound Like Diseases [Our Kitchen Sink]

Rapper T.I. Headed To Arkansas For Prison Term [Yahoo]

Bills FB Busted For Masturbating in Woman’s Yard [SbS]

Does My Gear Know When Its Warranty Is Up? [Wired]

The Five Worst Starters Left In The NBA Playoffs [The Big Lead]

GM Cuts Deals And Sheds Dealers As Bankruptcy Draws Near [Time]

New NFL Salary Cap Increases To $128 Million [Yardbarker]

‘Prison Break’ Series Finale: Freedom! And Gum For T-Bag [Zap 2 It]

Mendoza ’83. Back On The Block.

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Activision Announces DJ Hero

05.10.09 Written by TSSCrew

Words By Jason Hortillas

It was inevitable. Activision, video game house of the world wide smash Guitar Hero has now added the turntable to their arsenal of “fake instruments.” DJ Hero is set to drop for the company’s Fall lineup.

The company’s groundbreaking DJ Hero expands Guitar Hero’s signature social gaming to all-new consumers with the addition of diverse music genres including hip-hop, R&B, Motown, electronica and dance. Introducing an all-new innovative turntable controller, DJ Hero transforms players into DJs who rule the club scene by creating original mixes of popular songs and music from the world’s most exciting artists and DJs.

Initially I thought to myself, “Oh great. Now you’ll see Read the rest of this entry »

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WiiSpray: No Fumes, No Fuss, All Fun?

04.07.09 Written by TSSCrew

Words by Landon A.

Here’s a treat for both artistic gamers and wannabe writers that are too shook to climb into the train yards and get their hands dirty. WiiSpray is both a software and hardware prototype for the Nintendo Wii console that allows participants the opportunity Read the rest of this entry »

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(Prematurely) Introducing The ePod

03.19.09 Written by Gotty™

Some ol’trendy but highly useful sh*t for your perusal. A speaker, movie projector & alarm clock Read the rest of this entry »

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“Who’s That Peeking In My Window?”

03.15.09 Written by Gotty™

I don’t have a home alarm system because they require a landline phone. Who really has a landline in 2009?

The only really “home security” I have (and really need) is guns, but I’m tempted to mount a few Read the rest of this entry »

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“Today’s Official Time Waster” – The Online Drum Machine

03.12.09 Written by Gotty™

Channel your inner 9th Wonder, available for play here.

Seen via Crate Kings

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“New Isn’t Always Better…”

03.11.09 Written by Gotty™

The new iPod Shuffle’s were unveiled today.

“But Gotty™, who needs that itty bitty thing when I got this superduper iPod that holds 20k songs that I never listen to.”

Simple. Ease of use. Read the rest of this entry »

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The BarackBerry

01.23.09 Written by TSSCrew

I’m no genius, but “spy-proof” seems like too obvious an oxymoron to me.

That’s the word they’re using to describe the monstrosity of a phone, pictured below, that Obeezy gets to keep. Read the rest of this entry »

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Funny Money…

01.22.09 Written by Gotty™

The first time I saw one of these in Foot Locker, I was enthralled by it. I took all of the crinkled up bills I had in my pocket & started scan’em just for the hell of it. Pretty nifty machine that might come in handy if…

– You’re a stripper by profession. It’s portable so it would fit neatly in your bag alongside your stilettos. Read the rest of this entry »

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“My Name Is Barack And I’m A (Crackberry) Addict.”

01.09.09 Written by Gotty™

Obama is still putting up a fierce battle for his Blackberry. Read the rest of this entry »

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“We Got Your Phone Tapped, What You Gon’ Do…”

11.17.08 Written by Gotty™

I’ve already professed my love/unyielding need for my Blackberry so I can imagine Obama’s conundrum upon finding out he might have to give up his BB once he takes office. Read the rest of this entry »

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“Risque Business”

10.27.08 Written by Gotty™

I know I wasn’t the only one who saw this commercial last night during the games. What? We aren’t comfortable enough around here to talk about men in their draws? Read the rest of this entry »

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It’s an iPhone. No wait… An iOrange?

10.26.08 Written by TSSCrew

Words By Darius Sinclair™

This is almost as bad as Ja Rule running with Tupac’s style. Read the rest of this entry »

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Google Wins Again…Well, Not Really.

10.17.08 Written by TSSCrew

Words By Darius Sinclair™

The internet buzz was flying all over Google’s new smart phone, codenamed the gPhone. There are substantial motives to the hype, considering Google’s track record with dominance in everything technology related. Look at their unparalleled search engine, maps/Earth, gmail, YouTube, Blogger, you’d think they’d pretty much could tap into any tech market, right?

Wrong. Read the rest of this entry »

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